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Posted 12 February 2016 - 02:55 PM

when you look at the PC version with a sad expression because of its technical problems that almost ruins this masterpiece

 

(true story)

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Posted 12 February 2016 - 06:10 PM

When you watch TV with your wife and there´s New York in a movie, you say "Hey, there´s the Broker Bridge" everytime.


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#33

Posted 12 February 2016 - 08:16 PM

You know you're a fan if you've went through the damn pigeon map 4 times looking for those last 2 flying rats.

Honestly I would try and find them for you if I could. :lol:

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Posted 13 February 2016 - 04:34 PM

You know what's going to play next on the radio station.

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Posted 13 February 2016 - 04:44 PM

If you are receiving phone calls from boring friends every time to hang out

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Posted 13 February 2016 - 09:12 PM

If you are receiving phone calls from boring friends every time to hang out

That most definitely gave me a good laugh. :^: You're a real card, Osho! :sarcasm:


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Posted 13 February 2016 - 09:15 PM

If you are receiving phone calls from boring friends every time to hang out


What does this have to do with GTA IV? Nobody cares about your friends man. If they're so boring then why are you even friends with them? Go out and meet some new ones. Jeez.
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Posted 13 February 2016 - 09:49 PM Edited by theGTAking101, 13 February 2016 - 09:56 PM.

If you are receiving phone calls from boring friends every time to hang out

You call IV a lonely simulator, but you hate on the thing that makes it seem not lonely. Having friends that want to hang out with you doesn't make it lonely, it's the complete opposite.

 

Inb4 IV troll; poor reading comprehension, I've heard it all.

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Posted 13 February 2016 - 10:07 PM

-You call Time Square "Star Junction"

 

-You tell the urban legend of "Ratman" even to this day

 

-The name Alex Chilton makes you think of Niko's Girlfriend and not the singer or the song named after the singer

 

-You've purchased CDs because you liked a song off of it in GTA IV

 

-You've used/tried to use a spinning back fist or head kick in a real fight because of GTA IV

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Posted 13 February 2016 - 10:13 PM

- You hear certain names and the first thing you can think of is the IV character with that name.

 

- You try to walk and jump like Niko.

 

- You see places in New York and think "Hey, I recognize this place from GTA IV!".

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Posted 13 February 2016 - 11:57 PM

When you get goosebumps every time you're listening to "Pruit Igoe" ("Life is complicated...")

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#42

Posted 14 February 2016 - 12:37 AM

You see a bowling ball and are automatically reminded of that useless fat f*cking oaf Roman.

I've contemplated buttering the bastard up and rolling his chubby ass down the lanes. 

Nothing but love Causin. 

 

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#43

Posted 14 February 2016 - 12:55 AM

Guys, don't waste the pages responding to that guy. Just let him be, he's the one wasting his time and energy to hate while the rest of us can enjoy whatever we want.

When you see Times Square on TV and you say "hey Star Junc... I mean Times Square".
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Posted 14 February 2016 - 01:10 AM

When you see a BMW M3 E46 and think "that's a nice Sentinel..."

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 01:24 AM

When "Goodbye Horses" plays in the scene during Clerks II where Jay starts dancing you think of those nights cruising Algonquin.

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 01:26 AM

And Silence of the Lambs too.
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Posted 14 February 2016 - 01:49 AM

-When the memories of playing free modes or TDMs with your friends or GTA gang over XBL/PSN makes you feel all nostalgic.

 

-You know how to navigate and get to places in Liberty City better than you do your own town in real life. Anytime your friends needed directions to the hotel in Algonquin, one of the Sex shops, apartments or The Lost clubhouse, they asked you.

 

-You've tried to learn Russian just so you can understand the lyrics to Vladivostok FM's songs.

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 02:31 AM

If you are used to getting hounded by traffic jams at every corner.
 


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#49

Posted 14 February 2016 - 12:44 PM

You have a sudden sense of accomplishment after you've spotted a 'flying rat' in real life.


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Posted 15 February 2016 - 12:26 PM Edited by Official General, 15 February 2016 - 07:41 PM.

* The Glock is your favourite pistol in real life.
* You have a fascination with the streets of New York City, especially Brooklyn.
* You are a big fan of The Sopranos.
* You listened to a lot of classic New York rap and hip hop music back in the day.
* You abandoned V to play IV.
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Posted 15 February 2016 - 12:26 PM

When you keep coming back to IV despite having enjoyed V.
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Posted 17 February 2016 - 11:14 PM

If you are receiving phone calls from boring friends every time to hang out


What does this have to do with GTA IV? Nobody cares about your friends man. If they're so boring then why are you even friends with them? Go out and meet some new ones. Jeez.

I think he's referring to the friends in the game that call nonstop
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Posted 18 February 2016 - 02:26 AM Edited by esato, 18 February 2016 - 02:27 AM.

When you agree with all of this video:


It's not my video, I only saw yesterday on YT. I don't know the creator.

 

 

 

https://www.youtube....h?v=GWVtZJo-HqI

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#54

Posted 18 February 2016 - 03:29 AM Edited by Diamond Dogs, 18 February 2016 - 03:29 AM.

- When you have played for over 400 hours and nearly sacrificed your job.

 

- When you watch a movie that features New York, you call it Liberty City.

 

- You call your friend to go bowling or see big american titties. (Seriously, me and my friend do frequent at the bowling alley IRL.)

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Posted 18 February 2016 - 03:42 AM

GTA IV is so godly even god himself has trouble comprehending how godly it is. And it makes Chuck Norris tremble at the knees.
 
True story.
 
Which brings me onto my next point. You know you're a GTA IV fan if you have me on your respect list.

Holy sh*t you are f*cking awful.



I love it.




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Posted 18 February 2016 - 03:46 AM

-When you expect to see random weapons and health pack pick ups scattered through your real life city.

 

-You've adopted some of Little Jacob's slang and dialect into your day to day speech.

 

-Brucie has made you decide to never try steroids and because of that you are forever a natty.


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#57

Posted 18 February 2016 - 12:31 PM

You know you´re a GTA IV fan if you have completed GTA IV 100% 5 or more times :D


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Posted 18 February 2016 - 05:55 PM

You are a gta IV fan when you secretly want to go bowling with your cousin.
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Posted 18 February 2016 - 06:14 PM

When you hate it when people spell Nico Belic.
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Posted 18 February 2016 - 06:16 PM

You are a gta IV fan when you secretly want to go bowling with your cousin.


sh*t you revealed my secret fantasy bro :D
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