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#61

Posted 02 January 2016 - 10:34 AM

You look like a washed up has-been football player overtaken by marijuana.

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 03:22 PM

He looks just like your vehicles. SHIEEET

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 03:36 PM

He looks just like your vehicles. SHIEEET
 
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About as classy as a $5 dollar whore who has to take selfies cause all her whore mates are busy blowing guys at LSC.

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#64

Posted 02 January 2016 - 03:36 PM Edited by - Ballistics -, 02 January 2016 - 03:40 PM.

Are you an ape or have you just developed pubic hair on your face?

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 03:50 PM

What are you supposed to be some high life coke addict?
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Posted 02 January 2016 - 03:51 PM

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Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp , then again , does her cuff and collar match? .
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Posted 02 January 2016 - 03:53 PM Edited by GradeA-Hole, 02 January 2016 - 03:56 PM.

Hope she broke her arm with that fall, wouldn't want to be the unlucky SOB that gets a handjob from that creature.

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 04:02 PM

Hope she broke her arm with that fall, wouldn't want to be the unlucky SOB that gets a handjob from that creature.

 

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loved you in Ocean's Twelve but the drug addiction really shows. Nice minivan. 

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 04:20 PM

loved you in Ocean's Twelve but the drug addiction really shows. Nice minivan. 
 
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Omg I haven't seen you since high school so I guess you joined the army and went straight butch right?
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Posted 02 January 2016 - 04:26 PM Edited by Zee_Lolz, 02 January 2016 - 04:28 PM.

Eat food bitch, i see those ribs poking out. 

 

 

loved you in Ocean's Twelve but the drug addiction really shows. Nice minivan. 
 
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Omg I haven't seen you since high school so I guess you joined the army and went straight butch right?
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Was this before or after you purged? Eat food,you stupid bulimic slut. (body shaming 101)

 

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#71

Posted 02 January 2016 - 04:30 PM

 

Eat food bitch

 

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Your character definitely looks like an "Eduardo"

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 04:36 PM Edited by nmk111, 02 January 2016 - 04:38 PM.

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eyes look like shes been crying, probably cause she hates her job at the control tower and is still single at 35. so decided to make a selfie for some sad dating site before going home to her 5 cats...

 

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why the sad face? aint easy being a gold digger whore and being passed around by rich assholes on theyre yacht partys?

 

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eduardo? so this is a mugsot of a tweaker drag gueen, busted for turning tricks to support her meth habbit...

 

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no roasting needed, the alien eyes and teeth showing trough busted lips do all the work for me...

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 04:41 PM

Oh look a low end pimp I heard your girls give stds for a living but that's none of my business 🐸☕
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Posted 02 January 2016 - 04:46 PM

Oh look a low end pimp I heard your girls give stds for a living but that's none of my business ☕
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yup, cause i got u working the high end stuff... like yacht partys :D

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 04:48 PM Edited by Queen, 02 January 2016 - 04:48 PM.

A real man doesn't stop to ask for directions.

 

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#76

Posted 02 January 2016 - 04:51 PM

Looks like he's about to get shot. Finally. Also he seems to look in different directions with each eye, ew. And that scar is ugly af, get that fixed.

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 04:52 PM Edited by Red Lynx 23, 02 January 2016 - 04:53 PM.

 

 

 

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Your girls tried to win Trevor over, but the one on the right is saying he wants YOU to get in his Canis Bohdi.

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 04:54 PM

Looks like he's about to get shot. Finally. Also he seems to look in different directions with each eye, ew. And that scar is ugly af, get that fixed.

 

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A Tranny with nerd glasses.

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 04:54 PM Edited by Gamerz_001, 02 January 2016 - 04:57 PM.

Looks like he's about to get shot. Finally. Also he seems to look in different directions with each eye, ew. And that scar is ugly af, get that fixed.
 
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Aw grandma cute selfie you might wanna get back to the retirement home its taco Tuesday;)
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Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:00 PM Edited by Ocelot., 02 January 2016 - 05:01 PM.

I don't even know what to say. Looks like a retard not looking at the camera or trying to resemble a 'stolen' shot. Her beanie is floating above her head. Doesn't surprise me actually, her IQ must be low hence the small head. Also use a different shampoo gurl, you got some REALLY bad frizz. The tattoo on your chesticles is starting to fade, must have gotten that at a party, eh? Better go to a tattoo parlor for that and get that fixed!

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:00 PM Edited by nmk111, 02 January 2016 - 05:13 PM.

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looks like a hillbilly wannabe porn actor, even has a suitable stagename on the sign lol...

 

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your looks is about as good as your driving skills...

 

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jesus christ... have you heard of smiling? this pic is like a definition of uptite smug bitch who doesnt know how to have fun. also... whats with the sausage fingers?

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:05 PM Edited by Gamerz_001, 02 January 2016 - 05:08 PM.

 
 
 
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Your girls tried to win Trevor over, but the one on the right is saying he wants YOU to get in his Canis Bohdi.
 
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Are you supposed to be an unboched wanes?
nmk111- It must not be too hard of a time transitioning into a Transgender with such a womanly face
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Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:13 PM Edited by Red Lynx 23, 02 January 2016 - 05:14 PM.

 

 

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With both hands on the steering wheel, and the camera angle...do you have a selfie stick up your ass?

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:24 PM Edited by harbujahn the great, 02 January 2016 - 05:44 PM.

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The most ruthless shopkeeper in LS this mofo taught me that they can kill you!! ps hes grabbing my ass


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Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:37 PM

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1 your fake a** jacket sh*t got some wet looking a** fur 2 that facepaint, dreads, and dunce cap combination serves as a casual outfits for scrubs like yourself

If you want to roast me my last post wasn't roasted yet

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:47 PM

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"today i like... wanted to be like... totally random... so i pooped on the table in my trailer and then took a selfie in front of it for teh lulzzz..."

 

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be your guest? id rather not, you seem to be having some mental issues... do they even allow guests where they holding you?

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:58 PM Edited by Gamerz_001, 02 January 2016 - 06:01 PM.

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"today i like... wanted to be like... totally random... so i pooped on the table in my trailer and then took a selfie in front of it for teh lulzzz..."
 

Was that even a roast you fake a** mall Santa who got banned for telling the kids how many people he killed in Vietnam
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Posted 02 January 2016 - 06:01 PM

Was that even a roast you fake a** mall Santa who got banned for telling the kids how many people he killed in Vietnam

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 06:08 PM Edited by harbujahn the great, 02 January 2016 - 06:12 PM.


 

 

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be your guest? id rather not, you seem to be having some mental issues... do they even allow guests where they holding you?

 

yes they are very warming the padded cell has the epsilon tune playing over and over again it never stops

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 06:11 PM

With both hands on the steering wheel, and the camera angle...do you have a selfie stick up your ass?

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nope... i have the rockstar editor. you should try it sometimes, instead of sneaking on other peoples yachts to get naughty in the hottub with your girlfriend...





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