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#31

Posted 02 January 2016 - 04:40 AM

You generic as f*ck, bruh. And lose dem gay ass shades.

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 04:46 AM

f*cking lame as hipster glasses wearing bitch

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#33

Posted 02 January 2016 - 04:57 AM

Looking like a creepy psycho bitch with those unnatural bug eyes, i want to curve stomp that face, maybe that will make it pretty.

Now... come at me.

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#34

Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:02 AM Edited by THE DRAGOON, 02 January 2016 - 05:04 AM.

Looking like a creepy psycho bitch with those unnatural bug eyes, i want to curve stomp that face, maybe that will make it pretty.

Now... come at me.

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This dude got a damn Strange Music tattoo on his chest. Boy looking like he has a reputation about as relevant as that label
Not very.

Dude looking like a James Bond villain with daddy issues. Dude looking a drug dealer who's feelings get easily hurt. Looking like ya took the damn selfie with the middle finger up to cover up that baby inside.

Looking like ya might start tearing up after this. Damn middle finger selfie. What are you, a 16 year old girl on Facebook? Just missing the tongue having out.

Edit: hold up. The f*ck is on your forehead. The f*ck is on your forehead x4. Looking like ya head is the ocean with all of those damn waves sticking out. Ol hurt ass.

I'll be having a picture on later. I'll be here often.
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#35

Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:07 AM Edited by livejoker, 02 January 2016 - 05:09 AM.

Seeing THE DRAGOON doesn't have a pic, I'll roast the previous picture.

 

Looking like a creepy psycho bitch with those unnatural bug eyes, i want to curve stomp that face, maybe that will make it pretty.

Now... come at me.

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You look like Brucie Kibbutz's boyfriend and you just came back from a date where you both got matching tattoos.

I'm going to be like your mom; quite easy.

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:17 AM

Dragoon spits fire, man.
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Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:27 AM

Seeing THE DRAGOON doesn't have a pic, I'll roast the previous picture.

 

Looking like a creepy psycho bitch with those unnatural bug eyes, i want to curve stomp that face, maybe that will make it pretty.

Now... come at me.

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You look like Brucie Kibbutz's boyfriend and you just came back from a date where you both got matching tattoos.

I'm going to be like your mom; quite easy.

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Like his mom? more like his grandma

come at me bro

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:33 AM Edited by Spectacus, 02 January 2016 - 05:34 AM.

Oh mai lawd, f*cking boys don't cry looking bitch, hat look like starburst shirt look like homosexual lumberjack; and your face looks like you just nutted. you look like justin bieber's retarded, vaping little brother

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#39

Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:45 AM

This thread 'has' to stay active. Much potential indeed. Pics coming soon.
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#40

Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:47 AM

Oh mai lawd, f*cking boys don't cry looking bitch, hat look like starburst shirt look like homosexual lumberjack; and your face looks like you just nutted. you look like justin bieber's retarded, vaping little brother

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This hoodrat fool looking like 50 cent when he got shot 9 times. 

 

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 05:59 AM Edited by TECHN9CiAN, 02 January 2016 - 06:02 AM.

Looking like a creepy psycho bitch with those unnatural bug eyes, i want to curve stomp that face, maybe that will make it pretty.

Now... come at me.

fmoiTbO.jpg

Spoiler

This dude got a damn Strange Music tattoo on his chest. Boy looking like he has a reputation about as relevant as that label
Not very.

Dude looking like a James Bond villain with daddy issues. Dude looking a drug dealer who's feelings get easily hurt. Looking like ya took the damn selfie with the middle finger up to cover up that baby inside.

Looking like ya might start tearing up after this. Damn middle finger selfie. What are you, a 16 year old girl on Facebook? Just missing the tongue having out.

Edit: hold up. The f*ck is on your forehead. The f*ck is on your forehead x4. Looking like ya head is the ocean with all of those damn waves sticking out. Ol hurt ass.

I'll be having a picture on later. I'll be here often.
Lol not even close to accurate, but decent generic effort :^:

Oh mai lawd, f*cking boys don't cry looking bitch, hat look like starburst shirt look like homosexual lumberjack; and your face looks like you just nutted. you look like justin bieber's retarded, vaping little brother
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This hoodrat fool looking like 50 cent when he got shot 9 times. 
 
 
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Looking like a rich wigger trying to build some street cred as a gangster rapper that looks like will ultimately settle for fame as a gay porn star

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#42

Posted 02 January 2016 - 06:01 AM

Looking like a creepy psycho bitch with those unnatural bug eyes, i want to curve stomp that face, maybe that will make it pretty.

Now... come at me.

fmoiTbO.jpg

Spoiler

This dude got a damn Strange Music tattoo on his chest. Boy looking like he has a reputation about as relevant as that label
Not very.

Dude looking like a James Bond villain with daddy issues. Dude looking a drug dealer who's feelings get easily hurt. Looking like ya took the damn selfie with the middle finger up to cover up that baby inside.

Looking like ya might start tearing up after this. Damn middle finger selfie. What are you, a 16 year old girl on Facebook? Just missing the tongue having out.

Edit: hold up. The f*ck is on your forehead. The f*ck is on your forehead x4. Looking like ya head is the ocean with all of those damn waves sticking out. Ol hurt ass.

I'll be having a picture on later. I'll be here often.
Lol not even close to accurate, but decent generic effort :^:

It's spot on, if you're gonna post in here don't take it personally.
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Posted 02 January 2016 - 06:05 AM Edited by eyman, 02 January 2016 - 02:54 PM.

hahaha





 


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#44

Posted 02 January 2016 - 06:05 AM

Looking like a creepy psycho bitch with those unnatural bug eyes, i want to curve stomp that face, maybe that will make it pretty.

Now... come at me.

fmoiTbO.jpg

Spoiler

This dude got a damn Strange Music tattoo on his chest. Boy looking like he has a reputation about as relevant as that label
Not very.

Dude looking like a James Bond villain with daddy issues. Dude looking a drug dealer who's feelings get easily hurt. Looking like ya took the damn selfie with the middle finger up to cover up that baby inside.

Looking like ya might start tearing up after this. Damn middle finger selfie. What are you, a 16 year old girl on Facebook? Just missing the tongue having out.

Edit: hold up. The f*ck is on your forehead. The f*ck is on your forehead x4. Looking like ya head is the ocean with all of those damn waves sticking out. Ol hurt ass.

I'll be having a picture on later. I'll be here often.
Lol not even close to accurate, but decent generic effort :^:
It's spot on, if you're gonna post in here don't take it personally.
Show me where i am? Its a pretty generic roast, not very creative. My intended character is a typical lazy country hick who's racially confused :p

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 06:05 AM Edited by CrysisAverted, 02 January 2016 - 06:06 AM.

Oh mai lawd, f*cking boys don't cry looking bitch, hat look like starburst shirt look like homosexual lumberjack; and your face looks like you just nutted. you look like justin bieber's retarded, vaping little brother
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This hoodrat fool looking like 50 cent when he got shot 9 times. 
 
 
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Scrawny ass motherf*cker, I bet you weigh 90 pounds soaking wet

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 06:08 AM

 

Oh mai lawd, f*cking boys don't cry looking bitch, hat look like starburst shirt look like homosexual lumberjack; and your face looks like you just nutted. you look like justin bieber's retarded, vaping little brother

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This hoodrat fool looking like 50 cent when he got shot 9 times. 

 

 

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Come talk about hoodrat, with your fake-ass jacket, 0 carat gold chain, face look like  rat, beard look like bum fluff. Your hair looks like a lump of coal and your shades look retarded as f*ck. Also, why you taking a selfie with what looks like 2 other men in the background? juggalo ass bitch

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I swear ill stop spamming, this is too fun!


 

 

Oh mai lawd, f*cking boys don't cry looking bitch, hat look like starburst shirt look like homosexual lumberjack; and your face looks like you just nutted. you look like justin bieber's retarded, vaping little brother
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This hoodrat fool looking like 50 cent when he got shot 9 times. 
 
 
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Scrawny ass motherf*cker, I bet you weigh 90 pounds soaking wet

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Boy... dont even talk lizard squad face-ass, green goblin face ass, hairline receding faster than my grades, skin look like a f*cking tortilla. Ya mouth look tighter than my relationship with my mate (who i've known for five years. Eyes look like that banned pokemon episode, you know; the one with porygon

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#47

Posted 02 January 2016 - 06:09 AM Edited by Queen, 02 January 2016 - 06:12 AM.

Put a coat on, dude. It's snowing for f*ck's sake.

 

@CrysisAverted:

 

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Wipe that stupid grin off your face. Your eyes don't intimate anyone.

 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 06:13 AM Edited by TECHN9CiAN, 02 January 2016 - 06:15 AM.

Put a coat on, dude. It's snowing for f*ck's sake.
 
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Its freddy murcury if he had succumbed to his gay desires and went on to become a murderous serial butt-f*cker... That anal blood puddle tho
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Posted 02 January 2016 - 06:45 AM Edited by Zee_Lolz, 02 January 2016 - 06:45 AM.

 

Put a coat on, dude. It's snowing for f*ck's sake.
 
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Its freddy murcury if he had succumbed to his gay desires and went on to become a murderous serial butt-f*cker... That anal blood puddle tho

 

The irony is lost on me that "Queen" liked your post. Oh, and whats with the fancy cockduster? If i wanted a good dusting, I'd call your mom. I hear she does good anal :)

 

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#50

Posted 02 January 2016 - 06:54 AM

What’s the difference between a monkey, an orphan, a prince, and Zee_Lolz?

 
A monkey has a hairy parent, an orphan has nary a parent, a prince is an heir apparent, and Zee_Lolz has no hair apparent.
 
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Posted 02 January 2016 - 06:57 AM Edited by THE DRAGOON, 02 January 2016 - 07:00 AM.

 

Put a coat on, dude. It's snowing for f*ck's sake.
 
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Its freddy murcury if he had succumbed to his gay desires and went on to become a murderous serial butt-f*cker... That anal blood puddle tho
 
The irony is lost on me that "Queen" liked your post. Oh, and whats with the fancy cockduster? If i wanted a good dusting, I'd call your mom. I hear she does good anal :)
 
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Ignorning Technacian or whatever's ol hurt ass.


Why do ya look like Agent 47 in the slow class? Dollar Store Hitman.

The only thing sharp about the character is your chin. That chin is sharper than the sword I stabbed Tech's feelings with. f*ck that gun, go jab someone with that point.


Ah sh*t. Queen snuck in on me.

Ya look like you hit midlife crisis a year early. You look like you worship Uncle Jessie (whos name slips my mind.). Ya look like the father who sticks around in his daughters parties and gets a bit too comfortable with her friends.
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Posted 02 January 2016 - 06:58 AM Edited by Spectacus, 02 January 2016 - 07:02 AM.

 

 

What’s the difference between a monkey, an orphan, a prince, and Zee_Lolz?

 
A monkey has a hairy parent, an orphan has nary a parent, a prince is an heir apparent, and Zee_Lolz has no hair apparent.
 
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Boy what the f*ck are you supposed to be? Beard look like my pubes, chin look like my knuckles and face look like my ass. You look like a cop from those Lisa Ann porno's in the 90's. Jacket look like a woman in her 40s with them stretch marks

 

 

 

Put a coat on, dude. It's snowing for f*ck's sake.
 
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Its freddy murcury if he had succumbed to his gay desires and went on to become a murderous serial butt-f*cker... That anal blood puddle tho

 

The irony is lost on me that "Queen" liked your post. Oh, and whats with the fancy cockduster? If i wanted a good dusting, I'd call your mom. I hear she does good anal  :)

 

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Boy this too good...

 

Nigga look like the vin diesels retarded brother, head brighter than my future, forehead got more wrinkles then a leather jacket, your skin is dirty as f*ck and your ugly ass look like the crimson chin, f*ck outta here

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 07:00 AM


Whats the difference between a monkey, an orphan, a prince, and Zee_Lolz?
 
A monkey has a hairy parent, an orphan has nary a parent, a prince is an heir apparent, and Zee_Lolz has no hair apparent.
 
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Remove those awful shades and leather jacket. Makes you look like a gay biker wanna be who can't afford a bike but likes to ride up front. If you catch my meaning.

Now it's my turn, fire away
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Posted 02 January 2016 - 07:02 AM Edited by Zee_Lolz, 02 January 2016 - 07:05 AM.

Spoiler

 

He fell on hard times, what can I say XD Los Santos is a rough place

 

@counting fingers: His other ride is a Faggio

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 07:02 AM Edited by Mr. Fahrenheit, 02 January 2016 - 07:03 AM.

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I suppose the concept of self awareness is lost on you?

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 07:02 AM Edited by THE DRAGOON, 02 January 2016 - 07:04 AM.

Whats the difference between a monkey, an orphan, a prince, and Zee_Lolz?
 
A monkey has a hairy parent, an orphan has nary a parent, a prince is an heir apparent, and Zee_Lolz has no hair apparent.
 
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Remove those awful shades and leather jacket. Makes you look like a gay biker wanna be who can't afford a bike but likes to ride up front. If you catch my meaning.

Now it's my turn, fire away
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You look like a model that was decent looking at first but got deformed trying to replica Scarlett Johannson. Ya breasts make ya seem like you're 20 going on 80. You look like the type of girl to go to a club, get f*cked up, get in a gang bang then end up on Maury trying to figure out which one was the father.

Who the f*ck let this little boy into his mother's make up?

(Remember everyone. It's all in good fun. I'll get a picture up tomorow so everyone can get one in.)

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 07:06 AM Edited by Zee_Lolz, 02 January 2016 - 07:10 AM.

Lazy ass can't even post pics^ :p Don't hire this guy

 

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Roast a random, he won't care, because he'll never know. 

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 08:20 AM Edited by TECHN9CiAN, 02 January 2016 - 08:34 AM.

Whats the difference between a monkey, an orphan, a prince, and Zee_Lolz?
 
A monkey has a hairy parent, an orphan has nary a parent, a prince is an heir apparent, and Zee_Lolz has no hair apparent.
 

lol wtf?

Edit: @dragoon: dont flatter yourself, you aint hurt anything, why dont u quit making excuses and post a pic of your own and join in, instead of hanging around like a dingleberry with your weak sh*t-posts?

Anyways, lets see someone say something original here, bring it
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Posted 02 January 2016 - 08:42 AM

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Posted 02 January 2016 - 09:26 AM

last gen being, no boss ass, generic face having, pointless selfie taking punk

 

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