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#541

Posted 12 January 2018 - 11:25 AM

 
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Can't believe I haven't given this a go yet!

She looks like a weird tatooed angel floating over a large Actimel bottle.

Roast Alexa! :lol:

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#542

Posted 12 January 2018 - 11:38 AM


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Your Durarara!! cosplay sucks!

 

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BRING IT!

 

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#543

Posted 12 January 2018 - 01:13 PM

 

 

 

Your Durarara!! cosplay sucks!

 

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BRING IT!

 

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Awww! Wook at da wittwe twyhawd! 
Even though you never met your father, this pic shows it's obvious you'll grow up to be just like him! :-P 

Lets see what you guys got! 

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Please be gentle bois. ;]
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You know, most of the girls we get in here look pretty beat and I tend to make fun of them. but you? You're alright. 


nmk111 didn't get roast so I will roast both

 

 

 

 

 

roast me

 

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I'm not roasting you, but I will admit that you have the absolute cutest character I have ever seen made by another player in this game. 
I don't care if you're a girl, boy, helichopper, whatever, I'm saving this pic. If I was weeb enough for a waifu, you'd be it. 

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#544

Posted 12 January 2018 - 03:15 PM

 

 

 

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I'm not roasting you, but I will admit that you have the absolute cutest character I have ever seen made by another player in this game. 
I don't care if you're a girl, boy, helichopper, whatever, I'm saving this pic. If I was weeb enough for a waifu, you'd be it. 

 

 

 

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#545

Posted 13 January 2018 - 01:02 AM

This sh*t is whack, where the actual roasting? Or do you people not know how to roast?

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#546

Posted 13 January 2018 - 01:19 AM

This sh*t is whack, where the actual roasting? Or do you people not know how to roast?


220°C for 40 minutes :p :lol:
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#547

Posted 13 January 2018 - 06:45 AM

This sh*t is whack, where the actual roasting? Or do you people not know how to roast?

My attempts at roasting always feel more like blatant insults

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#548

Posted 13 January 2018 - 11:52 AM Edited by MGgames100, 13 January 2018 - 11:53 AM.

Nice generic f*ckboi no.59114331535, creepo.

Roast my trap waifu
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 12:57 PM Edited by Wolfpac4Life, 13 January 2018 - 12:58 PM.

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:O Carrot Top,holy sh*t
Looks like Carrot Top had a love child with one of the inbreds from The Hills Have Eyes
Sorry no pic
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 06:37 PM Edited by fw3, 13 January 2018 - 06:38 PM.

Nice generic f*ckboi no.59114331535, creepo.

Roast my trap waifu
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An obsessed fan of Lucy Liu in the Kill Bill films and Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games, Richard transformed himself into Lushiss Lulugreen, wanna-be mentor of the streets of Warsaw.

Except, though her face could get folks to look, it was the bulging undercarriage, sausage-like fingers, and NFL linebacker's shoulders that kept people at a distance. For now, Richard... er, Lushiss, sits in her favorite back alley waiting for those to come in need of mentoring. Waiting... 

Below is my photo, prepared for roasting:

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#551

Posted 13 January 2018 - 08:28 PM

You look like a f*cking baby. This is GTA and out of all the possible characters you could have made you chose to make an adult baby?? Give me a f*cking break

 

 

This is what a real man looks like

 

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Posted 13 January 2018 - 09:22 PM Edited by -RP-, 13 January 2018 - 09:35 PM.

LOL aye nice lower lip and receding hair line bro, oh and my grampa called... said he wants his sunglasses back.

 

Roast away bihaz....  ps I have a hairy chest #realman lol

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 03:08 AM

Looks like a polyester suit used car salesman trying to pass off a 1986 Pontiac Fiero with Ferrari body kit as legitimate.

 

 

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 06:25 AM Edited by pooprope, 14 January 2018 - 06:25 AM.

Looks like a polyester suit used car salesman trying to pass off a 1986 Pontiac Fiero with Ferrari body kit as legitimate.
 
 
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If I had kids I'd show them your picture to show them what stranger danger looks like.
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Posted 19 January 2018 - 11:45 PM Edited by livejoker, 20 January 2018 - 11:27 PM.

COME AT ME gtaf!!!!

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You look like the type of chick that legally changes her name to Opium and attend Burning Man with a guy named Chad that's super shady but he gives you free hits so you blow him for the occassional high. So you follow your shady boyfriend around the desert while you're high off your tits on a mixture of shrooms and pop rocks hoping to find your spirit animal - just a shame it's probably a dead raccoon and not the wild horse you hoped it to be.
 

I know I skipped a few but I had to get back at deadx. :p
 

 

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sh*t, I found Chad.

*23 hours edit later*
Guys, I forgot to add my own pic.

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#556

Posted 20 January 2018 - 04:37 PM

^ bahahahahahahahahaha  :lol:


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#557

Posted 22 January 2018 - 10:00 AM

I'm no good at roasting anything besides steak, so I'll just contribute my character.

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#558

Posted 22 January 2018 - 03:49 PM

Christ, your character looks like last place in a bad Laura Prepon look-a-like contest.

 

 

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Give me ya best shot.


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Posted 23 January 2018 - 12:41 AM

The look on her face looks like she just witnessed her parents die right in front of her

 

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Posted 23 January 2018 - 10:07 AM

You look like those hipsters who think they look cool and original when dressing in black and white, but the thing is, you don't look cool and you're not original.

 

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Posted 23 January 2018 - 12:08 PM

^^^^ My favorite shirt. When I was level 6.

 

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Posted 23 January 2018 - 12:43 PM

You should have put aside some of the money that went gonna go to that VTOL and facility on a shirt and something to replace that "car" of yours.

kinda lame but I'm not good at being mean lol 

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Posted 23 January 2018 - 02:01 PM

Getting knocked up by your cousins all the time must sure suck.

 

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Posted 23 January 2018 - 07:00 PM

Your hair looks like you accidentally shaved your head bald and then put a giant rose on it to cover up your mistake.

 

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Posted 23 January 2018 - 08:20 PM Edited by BLADE_San_Andreas, 23 January 2018 - 08:19 PM.

Your hair looks like you accidentally shaved your head bald and then put a giant rose on it to cover up your mistake.

 

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Looks like homeless version of Jack White, also your beard looks like anthill


this is my bloke so roast him 

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Posted 24 January 2018 - 11:24 PM

 

 

Looks like homeless version of Jack White, also your beard looks like anthill


this is my bloke so roast him 

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nice, two accidents in one pic

 

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Posted 25 January 2018 - 05:44 AM Edited by Chang, 25 January 2018 - 05:47 AM.

Pequod_ the Tank. Move on bro, she ain't comings back...

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Editor: Oh wait, that's a cigarette thought it was a cell phone! LoL still.
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Posted 25 January 2018 - 09:32 PM

Chang didn't post his character so I'm going with Pequod's.

 

You look like Niko Bellic if he had been hit with a mortar shell straight to the face during the Yugoslav Wars and had it reconstructed out of the little bits and pieces that were scattered around the battlefield. Also, your hair looks like a scorch mark.

 

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Posted 25 January 2018 - 10:24 PM

Chang didn't post his character so I'm going with Pequod's.

 

You look like Niko Bellic if he had been hit with a mortar shell straight to the face during the Yugoslav Wars and had it reconstructed out of the little bits and pieces that were scattered around the battlefield. Also, your hair looks like a scorch mark.

 

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he looks like he's the only one in a low sci-fi / horror movie that was so low budget that they couldn't afford makeup so he was hired to play the monster.

 

roast her!! :lol:

 

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Posted 26 January 2018 - 11:27 AM Edited by mojito, 26 January 2018 - 02:54 PM.

U look like that bald street hoe that wayne brady was gonna choke 

 

 

OK this is an easy one. 

 

EDIT: holy sh*t that guy roasted the sh*t of this character. NOT MY CHARACTER this is plnkfloydian's character

 

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