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The-Irish-Hunter
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#47911

Posted A week ago

I still have the money, I can't get ride of it even after deleting the character!

I fail to see the problem here.

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#47912

Posted A week ago

He's scared of Rockstar penalizing him 😂
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#47913

Posted A week ago Edited by HamwithCheese, A week ago.

Got called a cheater today. Won a race with a shotaro by about 4 seconds. Guy was in a bati. Was so butthurt he called my Asian toon white.

Good ol' gta fan base, pinnacle of human intelligence.
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#47914

Posted A week ago Edited by Arrows to Athens, A week ago.

But why?

 

 

For f*ck's sake, orange Comet. And f*ck you blue Comet Retro.

 

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The-Irish-Hunter
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#47915

Posted A week ago

Somethings f*cky with this water tower.

 

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#47916

Posted A week ago Edited by Unruly, A week ago.

Is it just me or is it harder to race with randumbs now with 2x RP and GTA$ being active on stunt races?

 

I just wanna pad up my already overloaded bank account some more mane :(

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#47917

Posted A week ago

Is it just me or is it harder to race with randumbs now with 2x RP and GTA$ being active on races?
 
I just wanna pad up my already overloaded bank account some more mane :(


Well...it did take me 20 minutes to even get 6 mfers in a lobby. I start the race, 3 get dropped. Sigh.

I hate racing with contact on unless it's good, clean racing so f*ck joining a random host.
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Netko
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#47918

Posted A week ago

*Start a GR Sale, its an single insurgent.*

*Driving off road to avoid cops which I do and lose them on the train tracks*

*Train oncoming, avoid it until I gently clip the side of it and somehow it f*cking explodes the insurgent in one single dinge*

*Sale failed*

I thought the insurgent can take a goddamm beating? I'm literally fuming at the way this somehow actually happened, screw you C*. :/
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Mrnrfan182
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#47919

Posted A week ago

$248k

 

That's what 3 hours of "playing" GTA looks like if you don't grind.  To top it all off, I only played X2$ events.  I would love to blame it on the randos during stunt races but I finished in the top 3 on all but 2 races and many of the races today were non-contact or, shockingly, were not full of assholes.  I actually quite enjoyed my time on the track today.  As for Motor Wars, I was only on the losing team once...

It's disappointing to see such little reward for so much effort.  I could have sold 2 I/E cars and done head hunter twice in approximately 20 minutes and come away with a similar payout.  20 minutes or 3 hours...you tell me.

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Fireboy769
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#47920

Posted A week ago

I hate that they charge so much money for the Office Garage. You want me to fork over $800,000 for the ability to buy and store $1,000,000 and above cars? AND ANOTHER $800,000 for the ability to have a in home Custom Shop (that has no free upgrades or any changes at all)? AND ANOTHER %500,000 AND ABOVE FOR CUSTOMIZING THE GARAGE AND CUSTOM SHOP? WTF?! THE CUSTOM SHOP SHOULD COME AS STANDARD WITH THE GARAGE (and offer free upgrades and other perks)! WHY THE HELL WOULD I BUY A 800,000 GARAGE IF I COULD BUY 2 100,000 GARAGES FOR THE SAME EFFECT??? SERIOUSLY, THESE GUYS REALLY LIKE RIPPING US OFF!

Also Real Life B%M:
I buy a can of soda from a vending machine

I press "Pepsi Wild Cherry"

It gives me a can of Iced Tea

...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I knew 50 cent Cans of Soda were too good to be true. Hey, it's cheap drinks! I would rather pay 50 cents for a Can of Soda than pay 2 dollars for a bottle of it)
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#47921

Posted A week ago

UGH!

Stop putting me in sessions with only one or two orgs in it! I can't stay there, they kick me within seconds even if I send a 'Hey, I'm friendly' text

Pussies afraid of level 200+'s

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#47922

Posted A week ago Edited by tommyguns, A week ago.

UGH!
Stop putting me in sessions with only one or two orgs in it! I can't stay there, they kick me within seconds even if I send a 'Hey, I'm friendly' text
Pussies afraid of level 200+'s


I have never once destroyed someone's business products, but I'm so tired of this. Next time it happens maybe I'll start fully loaded & give them a reason to kick me ;)
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hugh750
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#47923

Posted A week ago

twice early this morning i tried to source a car for my vehicle warehouse and on both tries i had a player go off radar and snipe me as soon as i got near my vehicle warehouse and he took it the vehicle i sourced (1st time he took it to his warehouse and the 2nd he took it to a police station), r* really needs to remove the ability to attack players who are doing ceo work. :angry:

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#47924

Posted A week ago

"Special Offer just for you on shark cards!" How about nooo! and shove it up your arse! 

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HamwithCheese
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#47925

Posted A week ago

Hosts a race.
12 minutes go by.
3 people join an leave almost immediately.


If I put it on plummet, will people think I'm cool?
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Gridl0k
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#47926

Posted A week ago

sh*t at Stunt Races? Don't worry, you can always be a douchebag!

 

NzJIOWp.gif

 

Still won obv, spidey sense ftw

Spoiler
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alkaline_
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#47927

Posted A week ago

sh*t at Stunt Races? Don't worry, you can always be a douchebag!

 

NzJIOWp.gif

 

Still won obv, spidey sense ftw

Spoiler

defaults on actually spicey races should be "ketchup off" "3 rounds" and "kill last player after each round" ai ai ai!

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Gridl0k
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#47928

Posted A week ago Edited by Gridl0k, A week ago.

Yeah I always forget the golden rule - HOST.

 

Kick kick kick kick ui ui sparkly explosions

 

Or I could use Aggregate Posi... hahahahaha no sorry can't even finish 

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HamwithCheese
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#47929

Posted A week ago

Hosts race and waits around 10 minutes only to find 1 person willing to wait 1 minute to race = 13k

Races alone immediately = 10k
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#47930

Posted A week ago

Easy money from stunts races right now but man do I hate them so damn much. Apart from some of the tracks that are broken, it's the players that make me fly off the handle. It's near imbossible to play with contact on and most hosts leave it on + catch up. It's awful.
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#47931

Posted A week ago

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Nice environment design. Seriously, is it 2013?
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whywontyoulisten
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#47932

Posted A week ago

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Nice environment design. Seriously, is it 2013?

They've opened up parts of the map that were never meant to be anything other than background scenery. Admit it, you'd never been on that rooftop until the SR mission.


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#47933

Posted A week ago

sh*t at Stunt Races? Don't worry, you can always be a douchebag!

 

NzJIOWp.gif

 

Still won obv, spidey sense ftw

Spoiler

i had that sh*t happen to me in a couple of races last night, why do some players race dirty??

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#47934

Posted A week ago

 

sh*t at Stunt Races? Don't worry, you can always be a douchebag!

 

NzJIOWp.gif

 

Still won obv, spidey sense ftw

Spoiler

i had that sh*t happen to me in a couple of races last night, why do some players race dirty??

 

I think players who sit still in last place should automatically be sent to bad sport lobby.

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#47935

Posted A week ago

*Start a GR Sale, its an single insurgent.*

*Driving off road to avoid cops which I do and lose them on the train tracks*

*Train oncoming, avoid it until I gently clip the side of it and somehow it f*cking explodes the insurgent in one single dinge*

*Sale failed*

I thought the insurgent can take a goddamm beating? I'm literally fuming at the way this somehow actually happened, screw you C*. :/

 

Ok so it's not just me. I noticed after GR the train somehow got a buff. Vehicles that used to just bounce off of it now explode i.e. Insurgent, APC etc.

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Arrows to Athens
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#47936

Posted A week ago Edited by Arrows to Athens, A week ago.

 

 

sh*t at Stunt Races? Don't worry, you can always be a douchebag!

 

NzJIOWp.gif

 

Still won obv, spidey sense ftw

Spoiler

i had that sh*t happen to me in a couple of races last night, why do some players race dirty??

 

I think players who sit still in last place should automatically be sent to bad sport lobby.

 

That's the thing - if a player f*cks up and gets angry, he can't leave, since you get BS points for doing so, so the game actually encourages you to stay and troll. Do you get any BS points for trolling? No. They apparently prefer the asshats who f*ck up the race for everyone else without penalty.

 

Cockstar logic.

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#47937

Posted A week ago

eal0u1N.gif

Nice environment design. Seriously, is it 2013?

They've opened up parts of the map that were never meant to be anything other than background scenery. Admit it, you'd never been on that rooftop until the SR mission.

Actually if you played this game from 2013 to 2014, back on old gen The Last Team Standing update, it brought an LTS set on this rooftop, along with a death match, I played it a lot.

Those were very fun times if you didn't want to be in freeroam, now DMs and LTS gets no love from R* at all..
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Kushology
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#47938

Posted A week ago

It would've been so easy to avoid that dude sitting there though.. On that tube, I wallride on the right or left side, straighten my car out and yeah.

Pretty much why I prefer non-contact for stunt races.
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#47939

Posted A week ago

Got called a cheater today. Won a race with a shotaro by about 4 seconds. Guy was in a bati. Was so butthurt he called my Asian toon white.

Good ol' gta fan base, pinnacle of human intelligence.


Welcome in Los Santos.
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whywontyoulisten
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#47940

Posted A week ago Edited by whywontyoulisten, A week ago.

Spoiler

Actually if you played this game from 2013 to 2014, back on old gen The Last Team Standing update, it brought an LTS set on this rooftop, along with a death match, I played it a lot.

Those were very fun times if you didn't want to be in freeroam, now DMs and LTS gets no love from R* at all..

 

True. I don't think I've ever played a non-X vs. Y LTS. The entire freeroam world is a giant deathmatch now...I do miss the simpler times.

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