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autofanatic
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#46861

Posted 18 hours ago Edited by autofanatic, 18 hours ago.

 

Ex-f*cking-cuse me?

The NPC firepower is really f*cking OP.

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#46862

Posted 18 hours ago

*Sad video*
 
Ex-f*cking-cuse me?


What a lump load of dog sh*t man. They didnt even give you 20 seconds.
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#46863

Posted 18 hours ago

Damn, Rockstar.. what's next?

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#46864

Posted 17 hours ago

Uh.........Right, Hey @R*Bob, The Matrix done broke again.

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#46865

Posted 17 hours ago

.....and I really hate how the rusty old van seems to be a common GR pickup. f*ck, that thing is so slow and I have to drive it up to Grapeseed. Any jet or rocket bikes can easily catch up to this thing.

 

Cargobob tho?  And man I wish it was common for me, I love that one, I never have to fight anyone!

 

*More from the vault. When you get magically booted off your bike*

 

That's a Modder!  They do that sh*t all the time, I don't really know why :/

 

More proof of Traffic being coded to hit you *My inner police officer is twitching right now*

 

Notice how the Granger in the LEFT TURN LANE turns RIGHT 

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#46866

Posted 17 hours ago Edited by EkaSwede, 17 hours ago.

Don't you hate it when you try to land on a building wit the oppressor (peacefully) and botch it to the point you get stuck inside the building?

 

EDIT: Seems to be a wallbreach of some kind. I'm trapped. Curses.

 

And no, I'm not saying where this is.

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#46867

Posted 16 hours ago

*Random Laggy Ball of Physics*

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*A.I completely breaking the laws of Physics*

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#46868

Posted 16 hours ago

Servers down again, happened 4 times in my session. 

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#46869

Posted 16 hours ago

...I really, really hope R* delivers with December's update, because the next thing's apparently just more Freemode Warfare stuff. I imagine the clothing's going to be more crappy-textured reskins, the hairdos are going to be either gimmicky or non-existent, and yaaay, most likely another drip-feed of supercars... :sui:

I've not really enjoyed an update since ...Ill-Gotten Gains in 2015 - and all the Freemode business stuff is completely wasted on me, since it's all public-only PvP nonsense (and all themed around stuff I'd happily see excised from the game altogether - I just don't care for playing as a biker, a corporate schmuck, or a CIA-sanctioned arms dealer, thankyouverymuch...). If there's no sign of a change in theme/content soon, I'm just going to have to walk away, because I'm just wasting my time every time an update comes out, and it's just another non-starter for me.  :/

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#46870

Posted 15 hours ago

 

.....and I really hate how the rusty old van seems to be a common GR pickup. f*ck, that thing is so slow and I have to drive it up to Grapeseed. Any jet or rocket bikes can easily catch up to this thing.

 

Cargobob tho?  And man I wish it was common for me, I love that one, I never have to fight anyone!

 

Nope, the one where you have to blow sh*t up THEN drive the rusty van all the way up north.

And I never bothered cause it never worked in the past

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#46871

Posted 15 hours ago Edited by Sanches, 15 hours ago.

I've not really enjoyed an update since ...Ill-Gotten Gains in 2015

Cunning Stunts did broke my Online experience. Completly killed helmets.
Enjoyment - 5%

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#46872

Posted 15 hours ago

The more I use the Dune Fav as a delivery vehicle, the more I hate it.

You know what would've been better than that reskinned go cart? A f*cking weaponized Ariel Nomad that's what.
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Gridl0k
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#46873

Posted 15 hours ago Edited by Gridl0k, 15 hours ago.

^ Delivering guns to beach. Dune buggy drives over 3ft dune, flips onto roof.

 

IT'S LITERALLY IN YOUR NAME YOU F*CK.

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#46874

Posted 15 hours ago

Don't you hate it when you try to land on a building wit the oppressor (peacefully) and botch it to the point you get stuck inside the building?

 

EDIT: Seems to be a wallbreach of some kind. I'm trapped. Curses.

 

And no, I'm not saying where this is.

Lombank, right?

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#46875

Posted 15 hours ago Edited by Gridl0k, 15 hours ago.

^ You can hit the corona to get into your office, if so. If it is your office obv.

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#46876

Posted 15 hours ago

Why as everyone in multiplayer gaming lost the ability to send game invites to players that they have added as friends on there respective consoles since we all jumped on GTA5?

 

GTA4, RDR, Max Payne 3....... invites was sent no problem.

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#46877

Posted 15 hours ago

Everyone's talking about Max Payne, a 15+ year old game from the same dev, and now I just want to John Woo dual-wield dive everywhere :/

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#46878

Posted 10 hours ago

Is this a thing I didn't know about? I can't watch tv in the garage on both my characters. As soon as I turn on the tv I go into an infinite loading screen that I can only get out of by joining friends or quitting the app. TVs in my apartments, office and bunker (and clubhouse I assume) work fine (I blame those gosh darn dupers ;) ).

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#46879

Posted 9 hours ago Edited by Mexicola9302, 9 hours ago.

This sh*t is getting old:

 

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The worst is if you have the bunker raid and have to land the valkyrie there it explodes too and you lose half of your weapons. Happened to a friend 2 or 3 days ago i was sitting at one of the miniguns. Damn we cursed they really need to fix this. The trick to avoid the explosion is to land at the most outer line of the yellow circle as far away as possible.

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#46880

Posted 8 hours ago

So I went to refill my coke place with supplies and forgot to disband before walking out. when outside, I saw the disband option greyed out, and I knew what was about to happen. My coke lab only had one bar, so it was definetly my meth lab.

 

BUT IT WASN'T!

 

It turned out the cops hambushed me just as I walked out, but I barely escaped them and blew them up with a Buzzard. They play cheap games, so can I.

 

I thought raids would only happen if your stock was higher than 50%. Such inconvenience upsets me!

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#46881

Posted 7 hours ago Edited by The-Irish-Hunter, 7 hours ago.

"You have reached your daily car selling limit"

 

I haven't sold anything in over a week. What the f*ck?!.

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#46882

Posted 6 hours ago

Is this a thing I didn't know about? I can't watch tv in the garage on both my characters. As soon as I turn on the tv I go into an infinite loading screen that I can only get out of by joining friends or quitting the app. TVs in my apartments, office and bunker (and clubhouse I assume) work fine (I blame those gosh darn dupers ;) ).

It's been like that for years.


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#46883

Posted 5 hours ago Edited by hugh750, 5 hours ago.

lately when i would garage my duke of death or other pv's in my maze bank west garage i get told "this vehicle can't be modified as it belongs to another player"? :blink:

 

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and why does gto like suddenly dropping vehicles on us lately??

 

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#46884

Posted 5 hours ago

So I went to refill my coke place with supplies and forgot to disband before walking out. when outside, I saw the disband option greyed out, and I knew what was about to happen. My coke lab only had one bar, so it was definetly my meth lab.

 

BUT IT WASN'T!

 

It turned out the cops hambushed me just as I walked out, but I barely escaped them and blew them up with a Buzzard. They play cheap games, so can I.

 

I thought raids would only happen if your stock was higher than 50%. Such inconvenience upsets me!

 

You can get raids when the product is at 1 bar too. It's the minimum limit.  

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#46885

Posted 4 hours ago

So I spend almost all the week playing the PS+ version of Driveclub, amazing game, shame that Sony disbanded Evolution Studios, if the game was still updated, at this point they would be Porsches in the game.

Now on topic, I fired up GTA yesterday just to fill up my bunker while AFK.

I sold my bunker products today, Phantom Wedges, no big deal, just make sure to not have too much fun with them.

I completed the sale and boom, my coke factory was getting raided.

What. The. f*ck.

I barely played in Freeroam like less than an hour and I still got raided? The raid thresshold is now accumulative or what?

Needles to say, I will play Driveclub instead.
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#46886

Posted 3 hours ago

So I spend almost all the week playing the PS+ version of Driveclub, amazing game, shame that Sony disbanded Evolution Studios, if the game was still updated, at this point they would be Porsches in the game.

Now on topic, I fired up GTA yesterday just to fill up my bunker while AFK.

I sold my bunker products today, Phantom Wedges, no big deal, just make sure to not have too much fun with them.

I completed the sale and boom, my coke factory was getting raided.

What. The. f*ck.

I barely played in Freeroam like less than an hour and I still got raided? The raid thresshold is now accumulative or what?

Needles to say, I will play Driveclub instead.


How do you get phantom wedges? All I get is dune buggy, monster truck or the occasional armed insurgent!

To bitch about the FAV buggy is why the *insert curseword* not equipped with a snorkel? Hade a sale and needed to pass the canal when a buggy drowned!
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#46887

Posted 3 hours ago

*More from the vault*

Matrix seems to have problems with using logic to spawn things

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I broke Agent Smith.

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#46888

Posted 3 hours ago

 

Is this a thing I didn't know about? I can't watch tv in the garage on both my characters. As soon as I turn on the tv I go into an infinite loading screen that I can only get out of by joining friends or quitting the app. TVs in my apartments, office and bunker (and clubhouse I assume) work fine (I blame those gosh darn dupers ;) ).

It's been like that for years.

 

 Not for me. I was using the tv in my 331 Supply St garage to keep my game going back in a dupe glitch last year. I just noticed it myself a few weeks ago on my 2nd, checked and my main character's garage tvs (all of them) are glitchy.


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#46889

Posted An hour ago

Tried a bunch of times to load online, it just keeps timing out and saying there is a problem.

BUT

Invite only loads up no problem

I need to get access to my bunker and switch from manufacturing to research though, and make a delivery before I end up with multiple vehicles

The connectivity in this game is a JOKE




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