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#42811

Posted 18 May 2017 - 11:48 PM

 
Singleplayer's still popular. And gta5-mods are going strong.
Doubt they'll avoid an easy port for like half the console sales.

Max Payne 3 was and still is an excellent game and a great PC port.

Yeah, I was in a pessimistic state while posting that. Hopefully R* uses GTAO as a learning experience for their next game.

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#42812

Posted 18 May 2017 - 11:49 PM

tnx to f*cking cockstar i can not properly race in public lobbies.

 

f*cking scrooges should have invested in dedicated servers and proper anti cheat, bunch of lousy sh*theads.

 

The guys that are responsible for this game being this broken should get their balls groped by overaged rapist and fistf*cked by them !

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#42813

Posted 18 May 2017 - 11:54 PM

tnx to f*cking cockstar i can not properly race in public lobbies.

 

f*cking scrooges should have invested in dedicated servers and proper anti cheat, bunch of lousy sh*theads.

 

The guys that are responsible for this game being this broken should get their balls groped by overaged rapist and fistf*cked by them !

 

This time it wasn't their fault, my internet connection had issues, and I had to restart my router to fix it. Unless you also got disconnected...


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#42814

Posted 19 May 2017 - 02:05 AM Edited by --V--, 19 May 2017 - 02:05 AM.

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Seriously dude, you had all the space there.

You shouldn't be driving motorized vehicles
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#42815

Posted 19 May 2017 - 02:14 AM Edited by Khephera_87_GER, 19 May 2017 - 02:20 AM.

Holy sh*t xD 

The shadow looks like some nice armpit hair :p

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#42816

Posted 19 May 2017 - 03:19 AM

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Seriously dude, you had all the space there.

You shouldn't be driving motorized vehicles

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That is solid proof the AI is programed to do that sh*t on purpose

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#42817

Posted 19 May 2017 - 07:37 AM Edited by zoso80, 19 May 2017 - 07:47 AM.

Was there any doubt?

 

The AI has been designed to f*ck you and it's just expanded as GTA:O has aged.  Anyone remember Rooftop Rumble Ver. 1 and the Granger AI that beamed you? Just gotten worse from there.

 

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#42818

Posted 19 May 2017 - 10:19 AM

Ughh.....3 BMs in one day
 
first
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second
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third
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#42819

Posted 19 May 2017 - 10:27 AM

 

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second
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That +1000 level obviously needed the money, the poor guy......... :beerhat:


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#42820

Posted 19 May 2017 - 10:48 AM

That +1000 level obviously needed the money, the poor guy......... :beerhat:

well the host could at least gave me 15%

sadly he gave all of his cut to his friends , predictably the heist glitched without my doing


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#42821

Posted 19 May 2017 - 12:20 PM

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Seriously dude, you had all the space there.

You shouldn't be driving motorized vehicles
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That is solid proof the AI is programed to do that sh*t on purpose

Surprised no-one made a "Asians can't drive" stereotype joke.

Art imitates life, I guess.

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#42822

Posted 19 May 2017 - 06:14 PM

Now that I got both Criminal Mastermind and the Platinum Trophy, I found how shallow and barebones GTA Online is, I mean, there's no endgame at all, unless you count non-stop PvP in Bad Sport lobbies I guess.

Time to get the Platinum for TLOU then, at least until Gunrunning.
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#42823

Posted 19 May 2017 - 06:34 PM

This game is massively boring now. I have 165m in the bank and both my characters are loaded with high rank. Why grind?
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#42824

Posted 19 May 2017 - 06:40 PM

This game is massively boring now. I have 165m in the bank and both my characters are loaded with high rank. Why grind?


Then don't? With that much cash I wouldn't grind ever again.

The game still has tons of stuff to do, join a race crew? Parachuting crew? Photography crew? Maybe go on a free roam killing like any other try hard goes? Or become a completionist and go get all trophies and awards.

Find your ship and hop aboard, as far as money is concerned, you beat the game and is free to enjoy it what it has to offer.
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#42825

Posted 19 May 2017 - 08:01 PM

Now that I got both Criminal Mastermind and the Platinum Trophy, I found how shallow and barebones GTA Online is, I mean, there's no endgame at all, unless you count non-stop PvP in Bad Sport lobbies I guess.

Time to get the Platinum for TLOU then, at least until Gunrunning.

Did you happen to enjoy the mastermind challenge at all? If so, I'd recommend you find a new group and help them get it done too!

The missions may stay the exact same, but fresh faces (sorry, voices) with a good attitude can keep it interesting, I've found.

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#42826

Posted 19 May 2017 - 08:41 PM

^ Bruh, there's a limit. I've done it with seven different groups now and it gets to you. I never want to do it again because there's so much that can go wrong, way too much to depend on, and just way too many variables. If you can find three others, who can get on at the same time, and play long enough to bang it all out (8-9 hours, tops) and is good enough that there won't be any mistakes, then good on you. But the odds of finding all that, more than three times? In all seven times I've done it, all those demands were hit maybe twice. The other five times ticked maybe one of the boxes, two if I was lucky.
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#42827

Posted 19 May 2017 - 08:56 PM

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Seriously dude, you had all the space there.

You shouldn't be driving motorized vehicles

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It will be even f*cking better if these video are (slow motion)

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#42828

Posted 20 May 2017 - 02:08 AM

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Honestly, at this point nothing the traffic does can surprise me any more. It's its own dimension, phasing in and out of ours at will, with its own rules in regards to traffic laws, self-preservation and the laws of physics.

It's very pretty traffic Rockstar, but please.
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#42829

Posted 20 May 2017 - 02:12 AM

Bail out of my Buzzard to avoid being killed via Homing Launcher.

Grab a nearby Calvacade.

As soon as I jack it, my character immediately gets right out and "Can't access personal vehicle"

........

Really? REALLY?! I'm just trying to get to my Ex Search circle!

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#42830

Posted 20 May 2017 - 02:17 AM

Was there any doubt?

 

The AI has been designed to f*ck you and it's just expanded as GTA:O has aged.  Anyone remember Rooftop Rumble Ver. 1 and the Granger AI that beamed you? Just gotten worse from there.

 

Spoiler

Not really doubt, its just gotten more obvious now,  before, it seem like R* was trying to hide it a bit, now, no fu*ks are given and they( R*) are not even trying hide it anymore.  Its has got progressively worse over the years that online has been out.


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#42831

Posted 20 May 2017 - 03:12 AM

Did you happen to enjoy the mastermind challenge at all? If so, I'd recommend you find a new group and help them get it done too!
The missions may stay the exact same, but fresh faces (sorry, voices) with a good attitude can keep it interesting, I've found.


I actually enjoyed doing the CM Challenge, I want to help more crew members to complete it but I want to get a microphone first, makes communication way easier.

Don't get me wrong, I'll still enjoy the game, I'm still gonna fire up the game once in a while to help members of my crew to sell and the like, I'm just taking an opportunity to also play other games that I have.

Also, I still got the Elite Challenge left!
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#42832

Posted 20 May 2017 - 03:25 AM

There's no 2x on Tiny Racers anymore and people are still playing that f*cking garbage Adversary Mode. What the hell.

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#42833

Posted 20 May 2017 - 03:51 AM

Anyone else getting an obscene amount of "Reset Calibration" screens? It's like the seventh goddamn time this month. And worst of all it f*cks with all of my settings and I can't join online until I accept their stupid policy. I don't mod at all (I'm on PS4) and I don't do any dupe glitches or anything like that. So what the hell, man?
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#42834

Posted 20 May 2017 - 04:02 AM

Was there any doubt?
 
The AI has been designed to f*ck you and it's just expanded as GTA:O has aged.  Anyone remember Rooftop Rumble Ver. 1 and the Granger AI that beamed you? Just gotten worse from there.
 

Spoiler
Not really doubt, its just gotten more obvious now,  before, it seem like R* was trying to hide it a bit, now, no fu*ks are given and they( R*) are not even trying hide it anymore.  Its has got progressively worse over the years that online has been out.

What I don't get is what R* gains with putting the traffic against us on purpose, slow us down to make money less efficiently? Can't render the map of we're too fast? Is some kind of parody about LA's traffic?

At least in I/E while scummy, it makes a little sense that the traffic is aggressive, but in normal freemode?

Seriously, what's the point?
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#42835

Posted 20 May 2017 - 04:04 AM

Anyone else getting an obscene amount of "Reset Calibration" screens? It's like the seventh goddamn time this month. And worst of all it f*cks with all of my settings and I can't join online until I accept their stupid policy. I don't mod at all (I'm on PS4) and I don't do any dupe glitches or anything like that. So what the hell, man?

Just close your app when that pops up. It'll go away after that.


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#42836

Posted 20 May 2017 - 04:17 AM

 

 

Was there any doubt?
 
The AI has been designed to f*ck you and it's just expanded as GTA:O has aged.  Anyone remember Rooftop Rumble Ver. 1 and the Granger AI that beamed you? Just gotten worse from there.
 

Spoiler
Not really doubt, its just gotten more obvious now,  before, it seem like R* was trying to hide it a bit, now, no fu*ks are given and they( R*) are not even trying hide it anymore.  Its has got progressively worse over the years that online has been out.

What I don't get is what R* gains with putting the traffic against us on purpose, slow us down to make money less efficiently? Can't render the map of we're too fast? Is some kind of parody about LA's traffic?

At least in I/E while scummy, it makes a little sense that the traffic is aggressive, but in normal freemode?

Seriously, what's the point?

Yeah, the traffic for me is not anywhere close to the level of aggression during I/E that is in freemode.  

 

At first , I thought it had to do with other players , and their actions setting the drivers off, but I spend a lot time in my own public(lag out/MTU) lobbies and they are just as bad, so its clear that the AI has been programed to fu*k with us

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#42837

Posted 20 May 2017 - 04:40 AM

Oh my god....

Cargobob Import mission

Literally as soon as I pick that car up and am over the water, the f*cking thing decides to drown itself rather than come home with me.

UGH!


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#42838

Posted 20 May 2017 - 05:22 AM

Anyone else getting an obscene amount of "Reset Calibration" screens? It's like the seventh goddamn time this month. And worst of all it f*cks with all of my settings and I can't join online until I accept their stupid policy. I don't mod at all (I'm on PS4) and I don't do any dupe glitches or anything like that. So what the hell, man?

Just close your app when that pops up. It'll go away after that.

I've done that six times in a row. Still keeps popping up.

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#42839

Posted 20 May 2017 - 06:07 AM

Oh my god....

Cargobob Import mission

Literally as soon as I pick that car up and am over the water, the f*cking thing decides to drown itself rather than come home with me.

UGH!

Plus the Cargobob is usually at Humane Labs and the car is off the coast of Lago Zancudo. I've just been skipping this one ever since I found out what it is. I think this mission is also part of R*'s "retarding money-making" scheme.

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#42840

Posted 20 May 2017 - 06:35 AM Edited by Irish45455, 20 May 2017 - 06:37 AM.

If it's a Cargobob source I request my 'bob, mark where the car is, spawn a Buzzard and rocket that mofo until all that's left is a flaming carcass. The first few times I tried it randomly came unhooked and caused thousands in damage. I'd rather just cut my losses and source a new vehicle.
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