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Posted 09 September 2015 - 06:45 PM

Spanish Kings = Niko?

Fial, put Luis instead m9

Let's just say that he's a mercenary.

 

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#32

Posted 09 September 2015 - 07:09 PM

Well, that was a great first post here for me.

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Posted 10 September 2015 - 02:19 AM

Well, that was a great first post here for me.

Absolutely brilliant, I expect more in the future.
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Posted 11 September 2015 - 12:48 PM Edited by Pastry, 26 September 2017 - 11:46 AM.

Did anyone else hear rumors about some supernatural dude with a college jacket and a wolf mask running around LS and f*cking sh*t up? I heard there was a militia some outlaws formed to stop the damn things.


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Posted 11 September 2015 - 01:51 PM

Yeah, it's f*cked up.
Was on a holiday there with a few other esés, that furry asshole jumped on my Manana and got hair in the hood! Had to take it to the shop for a mending.
Less of a milita too, more like a bunch of idiots in hypercars shooting the sh*t outta it. I bet if we got the real government on it, we could capture it, take it to a zoo and make an entire new species.
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Posted 12 September 2015 - 12:38 PM Edited by Pastry, 26 September 2017 - 11:46 AM.

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Posted 12 September 2015 - 12:42 PM Edited by Mr. Fahrenheit, 12 September 2015 - 12:43 PM.

sh*t...
This whole thing is messed up. All these monsters. What next, zombies and aliens?

I'm going to be going to a parking garage in Purgatory soon, is anybody going to help back me up? At least give me some tips.

I'm going to be talking to a friend of a friend from the LCPD. Apparently, he's one of the last of a dying breed - corrupt LCPD officers. You guys remember C.O.C.K.S., right? Anyways, he might be able to provide info on the North Korean mob, stuff that could help bring them down easy. Do you think it'll be a sting?

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Posted 12 September 2015 - 12:59 PM

I'm going to be talking to a friend of a friend from the LCPD. Apparently, he's one of the last of a dying breed - corrupt LCPD officers.

Pretty much most corrupt cops from the LCPD either died or moved to Los Santos or Vice city.


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Posted 12 September 2015 - 01:00 PM

Totally - that and C.O.C.K.S... but we all know about the C.O.C.K.S. Act.

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Posted 12 September 2015 - 01:05 PM

 

I'm going to be talking to a friend of a friend from the LCPD. Apparently, he's one of the last of a dying breed - corrupt LCPD officers.

Pretty much most corrupt cops from the LCPD either died or moved to Los Santos or Vice city.

 

When I was on my vacation in Vice City, I was in the El Banco Corrupto Grande to withdraw some of my money, At that time there was a robbery on progress, The punk police arrested me for no reason and put me in jail for a long time and They let the robbers go away.


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Posted 12 September 2015 - 02:09 PM

 

 

I'm going to be talking to a friend of a friend from the LCPD. Apparently, he's one of the last of a dying breed - corrupt LCPD officers.

Pretty much most corrupt cops from the LCPD either died or moved to Los Santos or Vice city.

 

When I was on my vacation in Vice City, I was in the El Banco Corrupto Grande to withdraw some of my money, At that time there was a robbery on progress, The punk police arrested me for no reason and put me in jail for a long time and They let the robbers go away.

 

I heard something like that happened in Liberty City, There were cops everywhere all over Algonquin, it was so chaotic I had to rent an apartment in Bohan.


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Posted 13 September 2015 - 01:47 AM Edited by Mr. Fahrenheit, 13 September 2015 - 12:27 PM.

Aw, man. I had my comments removed. Oh well.

The deal went bad, it was a bust. Turns out you might as well call the Liberty City breed corrupt cops 'extinct'. Oh well.

I had to dress in my least conspicuous gang colors and drive up to the top storey of the Purgatory complex. Drove up there in my Huntely Sport to the meeting. Some average looking dude was standing there with a few files on hand and a slightly suspicious look on him.

Halfway through talks he pulls a badge on me and points to a squad car near the exit. I respond by shooting this ass in the face. Had choppers and sh*t on me, so I drove to a nearby alley and hid there for a couple of hours.

After that, I ran to some café in Middle Park, had lunch and tore the f*ck over to one of the esé's apartments. I forget who, but if you're home, please answer the door.

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Edit: Seriously guys, this isn't funny.
Whichever one of you lives here, please, let me in. I've been sitting outside for 5 hours now.

Double Edit: I've been out here all night. This isn't funny anymore. Have you been using the fire escape to get in and out?
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Posted 13 September 2015 - 02:25 PM

I managed to break GTA III's storyline.

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Posted 13 September 2015 - 10:32 PM

It's been a day and I think you guys are pranking me or some sh*t - I'm going home.

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Posted 14 September 2015 - 09:02 AM

I made a video of me and stone messing around in VCMP.

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Posted 14 September 2015 - 09:05 AM

Sweet gameplay. Hope it was fun.


thanks for letting me in your apartment, by the way.

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Posted 14 September 2015 - 11:12 AM

So how's it going on the Los Santos front? Have we made any progress?

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Posted 14 September 2015 - 11:22 AM

We're looking for some goons down in LS to defend the front.


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Posted 14 September 2015 - 11:23 AM

Sweet - we'll be baking bread of those tourists in no time!

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Posted 14 September 2015 - 12:30 PM

We're looking for some goons down in LS to defend the front.

Damn. I had plans to leave LS soon. I guess I'll be staying a bit longer. I rounded up a few goons already. We got your back.


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#51

Posted 14 September 2015 - 12:31 PM

Wait, what's happening?
Those Marabunte Grande assholes going on another raid?

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#52

Posted 15 September 2015 - 02:25 PM Edited by Mr. Fahrenheit, 15 September 2015 - 02:26 PM.

Wow - I got promoted! Radical!
Free Pizza and Five Knuckle Shuffles* for everybody!

*Only Five Knuckle Shuffles, no pizza

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Posted 15 September 2015 - 06:17 PM

No pizza is fun especially when i'm going to fire your ass for not giving us some.

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#54

Posted 15 September 2015 - 06:39 PM

Made a simple bulletin board for a simple gang. I'll improve it when some more stuff comes up (unless M0rk tries to remake the whole thing as he always does. I'm really asking for it now...sh*t).

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Posted 15 September 2015 - 06:51 PM Edited by MarkyEvansy, 15 September 2015 - 06:52 PM.

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Posted 15 September 2015 - 06:52 PM Edited by Cake* Games, 15 September 2015 - 06:53 PM.

NO! ANYTHING BUT THE CURSE OF MEME WARS! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I SWEAR!


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Posted 15 September 2015 - 09:34 PM Edited by Mr. Fahrenheit, 15 September 2015 - 09:34 PM.

No pizza is fun especially when i'm going to fire your ass for not giving us some.

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Posted 15 September 2015 - 10:54 PM Edited by Vik, 22 November 2015 - 12:03 AM.

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Posted 15 September 2015 - 11:08 PM

I'm starting to play through GTA III again in order a year for the first time on my PC.On the Triad introduction mission.Ahhh...good times.

Real men play GTA III every day.

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Posted 15 September 2015 - 11:11 PM Edited by MarkyEvansy, 15 September 2015 - 11:11 PM.

Real men play GTA VC every day.

Fixed it for ya.
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