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Laqueesha
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#61

Posted 26 September 2015 - 03:37 PM Edited by Laqueesha, 28 September 2015 - 04:22 PM.

LSSD deputy: "Scum." ... "Ain't worth the f*cking steam off my piss." ... "Traitor." ... "Look at that, you've made me pull out my gun!"
 
LSPD officer: "This is Victor-13. We're at the little coffee shop around the corner!"
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#62

Posted 27 September 2015 - 07:44 AM

Dipsh*t. You hear that ? Dipsh*t !

Did you mean.

 

Sh*t dick. You hear me sh*t dick?


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#63

Posted 27 September 2015 - 09:06 PM Edited by Jesse.yancey320, 27 September 2015 - 09:09 PM.

"That car totally is hot!"

" Don't make report you!"

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#64

Posted 29 September 2015 - 03:52 AM

"Call Jesse at the clinic we got one hurt !"

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#65

Posted 30 September 2015 - 01:15 AM

"Get a job!"

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#66

Posted 30 September 2015 - 01:20 AM Edited by ChickenAndBeer, 30 September 2015 - 01:21 AM.

"THAT"S IT IM CALLING THE COPS"


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#67

Posted 30 September 2015 - 08:15 AM

"You have the right to DIE!!" - Female Cop.


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#68

Posted 01 October 2015 - 05:16 AM

Riding your motorcycle and crash. NPC says "OMG are you okay?" Then runs over you 2 more times!
Sometimes they say..
"That shook me up!" 0__o
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#69

Posted 01 October 2015 - 01:28 PM

All the damn beeping & flipping me off the npc does. I'm trying to be a good Citizen of LS, But....

Great Car, Good for you. 😡
Your nothing.
Go back to your home. Always shoot that mf!

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#70

Posted 02 October 2015 - 02:14 AM

GTA V pedestrian dialogue is IMO worst in the series so far. Besides the annoying, agressive or just stupid repeated lines, the voice volume is unnaturally loud. They're supposed to be part of world ambience, but turned out rather obnoxious.

I don't remember that being a problem in any previous GTA games (not in 3D era nor IV) and I play them occasionally.

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#71

Posted 03 October 2015 - 01:44 AM

The 'Hey, boo.' dialogue when I'm driving around Davis, that is one of the most annoying NPC dialogues in the entire game. Seriously, the NPC dialogue is very loud in the game... and the voice acting is very... tragic. 

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#72

Posted 08 November 2015 - 03:04 AM

-AAAAAAASS
Random merrywheater soldier
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#73

Posted 08 November 2015 - 04:35 AM

"Killing makes my dick hard!"

 

Random LSPD Officer.


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#74

Posted 08 November 2015 - 04:54 AM Edited by bicenz, 08 November 2015 - 04:59 AM.

i got many, i don't know why but i find these obsessive repetitions annoying but hilarious at the same time  :lol:

 

"Hey pendejo, do you know where you're at?"

"Stuuupid"

"Pinche Mamaverga!"

"Hey, civilian!"

 

The APU Serie

 

"Oh sh*t, not good!"

"No stealing, not in my store"

"How many times in one month?"

"Oh my God! You're terrifying!"

 

and the LSC guy "what miracle do you want me to perform?"

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 03:34 AM

I find it annoying when a npc watches me run over other npc and pull up in front of him/her with a bloody car and they go "Nice car!" and take a picture of it, this happens everytime I stop my car

Or the famous sheriff speech: 'Stop the vehiclu now'
 

That got stuck in my head so bad I say it whenever I ram a sherif of a police maverick using a insurgent with a c4 bumper.

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#76

Posted 28 November 2015 - 03:36 AM Edited by fefenc, 28 November 2015 - 03:38 AM.

You cocksucker - Everyone in GTA V

 

Seriously, I'm starting to think that the 3 characters were originally named "Cocksucker" since this is the only insult that the V NPCs uses everytime.

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#77

Posted 15 December 2015 - 11:09 PM

f*ck me right in the ass

Why do u want this NPC? Is it nice if Trevor does that?
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#78

Posted 20 December 2015 - 10:00 AM

It's strange that when you drive around in a Cognoscenti or the Cog. 55, you can still hear pedestrian voices, but the car is equipped with acoustic glasses, or noise insulating glass. The outside sounds are all reduced, except for the pedestrian voices. 

 

It annoyed me a lot when I had turned up the volume to hear the growl of the engine, but only heard unusually loud NPC voices.


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#79

Posted 28 December 2015 - 10:09 PM

"it's happaniiing" -NPC inside a car

"You f*cked with the wrong soldier!"
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#80

Posted 31 December 2015 - 03:38 PM Edited by Milfrah, 31 December 2015 - 03:39 PM.

I hate when I come across a NPC who is on their cell phone lying to their significant other about what they're up to. I was near the beach the other day and this guy walked by saying something like, "I'm stuck in traffic right now, what do you want?!" I killed him and I don't usually kill NPCs.

 

Also, when The Lost spell it out while you're killing them, "L-O-S-T!!"

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#81

Posted 02 January 2016 - 11:39 PM

"Hey, you my dude, right!?" is quite annoying, lol -- over time, I've become numb to it and it's just hilarious to me at this point. Pedestrian dialogue/ambiance has always been somewhat of a problem, but playing with Trevor and having to listen to people constantly bash him has to be the most annoying part of pedestrian interactions for me. *Walking by female pedestrian as Trevor* (Insert random, snarky dialogue from pedestrian), congratulations, lady... you just got your dome smacked with a pink gun.


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#82

Posted 08 January 2016 - 04:35 AM Edited by 007JamesBond, 08 January 2016 - 04:42 AM.

Inbred hillbilly or whatever the cops say when you sit an armored kruma with 5 star wanted level as they try to shoot you

"This is NOOSE, you're screwed" - yeah tell me that while I sit in my armored car

 

"Give it up, ass" - Random Merryweather

 

 


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#83

Posted 13 January 2016 - 03:21 PM

Semper Fi motherf**ker!

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#84

Posted 14 January 2016 - 05:27 PM

Hey! You know Mel's having a party later😂

I'm still waiting for my waxing session.🤐

Hey you, hey you a$$hole.

Your car is the sh!t, SO Hawt!🙄

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#85

Posted 19 January 2016 - 02:47 AM

When I bump into a car or run someone over there is usually a mexican-sounding pedestrian that says:

"This is a joke!"

That one's the worst.
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#86

Posted 28 January 2016 - 12:45 PM

Correctional officer: "Dirty-ass piece of sh*t!"

 

Correctional officer: "Cocksucker!"


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#87

Posted 28 January 2016 - 10:06 PM

"Is that jizz coming out of your ears???"


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#88

Posted 30 January 2016 - 04:21 AM

"Learn to drive!" - Random woman I always hear when I drive a little too close to the sidewalk.

 

"We apologize where I come from" 

 

"Woooaaaww!!"

 

"Son of a b*tch!" - Annoying truck driver.

 

"Dude, seriously??"

 

"Get out of the way and die!!"

 

"Why don't you blow me!!"


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#89

Posted 03 February 2016 - 02:46 AM Edited by Big Mike, 03 February 2016 - 02:47 AM.

"SOMEONE'S on the rag!"

I hate that.

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#90

Posted 04 February 2016 - 12:33 AM

"Motherf*cker!" (Those black guys around the beach)

 

"Motherrrf*ckerrr!!" (Merryweather-soldiers)





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