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Thelema93
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#31

Posted 24 July 2015 - 03:19 AM Edited by Thelema93, 24 July 2015 - 03:32 AM.

" You still owe me a drink"

I don't owe you sh*t, mate.
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#32

Posted 24 July 2015 - 06:55 AM

"You don't remember? We had sex in your car last night."
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#33

Posted 24 July 2015 - 02:48 PM

"I still haven't heard back from Burger Shot"

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#34

Posted 25 July 2015 - 11:12 PM

"What text? The one where I sent you a picture of my big titty, like you said!"


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#35

Posted 26 July 2015 - 12:21 AM

"You're mah dude, right?" - You've got a lot of dudes.

 

"f*ck ME IN DE ASS!" - No thank you.

 

"WE'RE ALL gOing to HElllll..." - Keep saying that dialouge and you will.

 

"I'm moving to Vice city" - When I jack someone, trust me, I want to move to Vice city too but I don't say it out loud (not when I'm being jacked).

 

(This one is only spoken by Lost MC members)

"sh*t! THEY GOT CHARLIE!" - Lost MC, where 95% of their dead members are called Charlie, rest is Johnny and other slightly relevent plot goons.

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#36

Posted 26 July 2015 - 10:34 PM

"You're a dick without a dick" 

 

"Government stooge"


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#37

Posted 27 July 2015 - 04:19 AM

CHEESY VAGINAS...oh wait
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#38

Posted 01 August 2015 - 03:44 AM

Sometimes when i shoot Vagos: 'NECESSITAMOS DE AYUJA'

 

Or the famous sheriff speech: 'Stop the vehiclu now'

 

I'm f*cking marine

 

Die f*cker! Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!


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#39

Posted 01 August 2015 - 08:10 AM

Struggling pain, struggling pain.. evil saints in my brain.
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#40

Posted 01 August 2015 - 01:09 PM

"Woooooaaaw!"

"Puta madre!"

"You're kidding?!"

"You f*ckaaaa"

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#41

Posted 01 August 2015 - 01:12 PM

Is this thread even goin' anywhere, just turned into quotin' every NPC now.

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#42

Posted 01 August 2015 - 01:13 PM

"Mah lord 'n savior!"

 

"f*ck ME!"

 

*mad crying noise*

 

"Woooaaah"


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#43

Posted 01 August 2015 - 03:17 PM

I ain't your dude, dude! :miranda:

 

I'm her dude only :inlove: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :alien:


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#44

Posted 01 August 2015 - 05:41 PM

Is this thread even goin' anywhere, just turned into quotin' every NPC now.


Intent of this thread.

Quotes obviously people don't like of NPC's.

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#45

Posted 01 August 2015 - 09:18 PM

Is this thread even goin' anywhere, just turned into quotin' every NPC now.

Intent of this thread.

Quotes obviously people don't like of NPC's.

Just seems as if it is past its time if you get me. Eventually people will start postin' content which has already been posted. It is a bit of a pain in the ass because that I commented on it it keeps reappearing in the "My Content" page and as far as I know I can't get rid of my post in here.

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#46

Posted 01 August 2015 - 11:09 PM

SUUCK MYY LEAAAAAD!!! -Mendoza, Professional Gang Member

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#47

Posted 08 August 2015 - 04:36 AM

"Do you WANT me to call the law on you?"  As soon as she pulls out the cell phone she gets knocked the f*ck out.

 

When im running 120mph with half the cops in San Andreas on my ass "take the keys out of the ignition!!"  LOL :lol:


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#48

Posted 08 August 2015 - 05:24 AM

"Oh, did I f*ck you up, ese, huh ? huh ? did I ?"


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#49

Posted 09 August 2015 - 06:52 AM

How about I call the little piggys.

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#50

Posted 09 August 2015 - 01:13 PM

'You wanna know, It rhymes with shunt'

'She's young, talented and eats a mean pussy'
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#51

Posted 09 August 2015 - 01:27 PM

Dipsh*t. You hear that ? Dipsh*t !


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#52

Posted 09 August 2015 - 03:42 PM

A bit off-topic but yesterday when I was exploring the vineyards with F I heard a mexican women by the crops talking to her daugher on the phone in spanish. The conversation was about her being in work and asking her daugher if she did the homework. And that when she arrives home she would cook something nice for her, or something along those lines.
The point is that the conversation was so natural, so human. No jokes, no funny dialogue, just like a real conversation between a mother a her daugher. For those couple of seconds it didnt feel like playing GTA V, but another RPG game. It feel weird but cool at the same time!
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#53

Posted 09 August 2015 - 03:50 PM

There's many more phone conversations that are more real, not a joke or anything silly too.

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#54

Posted 09 August 2015 - 06:48 PM

^ Yeah i heard you, that one somehow stood up from the rest for me, probably because it was in spanish which is my native language! :)

Also when you go to some 'enemy' gang territory as F, you can hear things like 'you dont belong here, f*ck off' or things like that. Even though they are not staring at you when they say it, or are across the street, are they supposed to say that to you or its one of random things they just say? It mostly works when you are in a car too.
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#55

Posted 09 August 2015 - 07:04 PM Edited by Predator, 24 June 2016 - 06:04 AM.

f*ckYOU


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#56

Posted 23 August 2015 - 01:54 PM Edited by franklinrocksdude, 23 August 2015 - 01:55 PM.

"Oh my f*ck!"
 
"I'm gonna kill yoooooouu!"
 
"I'm a f*cking marine!"
 
"Heeeere I coooome!"
 
"You motherf*cking c*cks*cker!"
 
"I like your car!"
 
"Whatever." or "Whatevs."
 
The pedestrians in this game are so annoying, always insulting you for nothing, screaming, saying the same repetitive sentences... I totally agree with Trevor when he said "Los Santos, the city of sh*theads!"

Pretty accurate to real LA, eh ;)?
Pretty accurate to real Canada, EH ;)?

OT:
"f*ck me in the ass!" and "Nice car!" :(

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#57

Posted 25 August 2015 - 01:23 AM

"ha ha your mums a whore"

some random homeless chick just randomly said that to me when I walked past her... and I was playing as Trevor.. so you can probably guess what happened to her next
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#58

Posted 01 September 2015 - 05:03 PM

You was on midget fu*kers 22 i knew it.....that has to be the most annoying thing i hear constantly in the game
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#59

Posted 09 September 2015 - 01:10 PM Edited by EPMD7, 09 September 2015 - 01:10 PM.

''Chester is down!"

 

Survival and gang attacks with rednecks..


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#60

Posted 09 September 2015 - 01:20 PM

I made a riot mod that makes all peds fight eachother, and in all the time I spent testing it I probably heard every line that every ped can say. There are a few extremely rare lines that you almost never hear in the game normally (mostly taunts, because the peds who say them always run from fights), like one of the taunts that the generic ritzy golfer chick says when in a fight is "Suck my clit!", seriously.

 

Anyway I seriously get irritated when I hear that greasy Mexican voice (the taxi driver voice) as well as the (equally greasy and Mexican) ambulance driver's voice. They say "Pinche" before every god damn line, I just am compelled to turn around and murder them on the spot when I hear "PINCHE pendejo!" or "PINCHE x!" or whatever other variation.

I hate all the ambulance drivers, except the black guy. So I guess that means I hate 2/3rds of them because there are only 3 different ones





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