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Posted 01 May 2015 - 01:16 PM Edited by BigJoe_1, 01 May 2015 - 01:17 PM.

We've all been there, your mate who is brain dead when it comes to cars says something that makes you want to pull your hair out.

 

It always seems to happen at the worst possible times, when you're with people who are car literate and they say something that embarasses the both of you or they just make an ass of themselves so much that some of it rubs off on you and you can't help but feel embarassed to be near them at the time.

 

One of the worst I've ever heard is when I heard someone say "Plymouth stole Hemi Orange from Dodge", granted some people might not know that Chrysler owned both Dodge and Plymouth at the time but come on they even used the same engines in most of their cars so is it not common sense to know that they're both part of something together.

 

Let's hear the worst things you've ever heard.

 

PS: Sorry if there is a thread for this already, it seemed like a topic that may have already been created but I searched and couldn't find one.


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Posted 02 May 2015 - 11:00 AM Edited by JRC99, 30 August 2015 - 08:58 AM.

Probably when one of my friends said he needed a 6 cylinder carburetor for his Camaro. He is a car guy though. I cut him slack since he's 17 and most 17 year olds have never heard of a carburetor.

 

Oh, and when people do sh*t like call a 350 Chevy a big block.

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Posted 02 May 2015 - 01:20 PM

I once saw a dude look at an EFI badge and say "EFI, hmmm... what ever that means". It also really bugs me when jackasses call the Ford inline six a v6. I see it all the time on Craigslist.


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Posted 02 May 2015 - 01:33 PM

I can't recall anything anyone has said to me in particular, but when I was younger and didn't know anything about cars I always thought "litres" as in 5.7L, 3.0L etc meant how many litres of fuel it took.

I had no idea it had anything to do with capacity and I was always one of these kids who called inline 6s a V6.
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Posted 02 May 2015 - 02:00 PM

I havent heard much but:

 

I think i have heard people call a I4 a V4

people that use break for brake


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Posted 02 May 2015 - 03:47 PM

I once saw a dude look at an EFI badge and say "EFI, hmmm... what ever that means". It also really bugs me when jackasses call the Ford inline six a v6. I see it all the time on Craigslist.

So what the hell is EFI?

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Posted 02 May 2015 - 04:44 PM

 

I once saw a dude look at an EFI badge and say "EFI, hmmm... what ever that means". It also really bugs me when jackasses call the Ford inline six a v6. I see it all the time on Craigslist.

So what the hell is EFI?

 

In case this is not sarcastic, it means Electronic Fuel Injection.


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Posted 02 May 2015 - 04:46 PM

Electronic fuel injection.
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Posted 02 May 2015 - 04:53 PM

I heard someone walk past a Hyundai and ask "Is that a lamborghini?"

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Posted 02 May 2015 - 04:55 PM

I heard someone walk past a Hyundai and ask "Is that a lamborghini?"



That's hilarious, "walks past Lamborghini elemento" look mom that's a zentorno
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Posted 02 May 2015 - 04:56 PM

FIAT??? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT STANDS FOR RIGHT??!?!?!?

 

 

Ugh. 

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Posted 02 May 2015 - 05:01 PM

"My car is 4 wheel drive! Why doesn't the car brake faster in snow?"

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Posted 02 May 2015 - 05:57 PM

Electronic fuel injection.

 

I thought it was just called 'electronic injection' (IE).


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Posted 02 May 2015 - 06:00 PM

If the engine is in the front, it is front wheel drive.

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Posted 02 May 2015 - 07:29 PM

"My check engine light is on.  What do you think is wrong with it?"

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Posted 02 May 2015 - 08:01 PM Edited by DMC14, 02 May 2015 - 08:07 PM.


FIAT??? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT STANDS FOR RIGHT??!?!?!?
 
 
Ugh.

 
https://youtu.be/3AJCdmW33fM

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Posted 02 May 2015 - 08:10 PM Edited by Twin Turbo, 02 May 2015 - 08:16 PM.

"So that car has an STI?" or, "Ha ha you said STI" when talking about a Subaru. Happens too often. Pisses me off to no end lol. Also, when people call the trunk the "hood" on a mid or rear-engined car.

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Posted 02 May 2015 - 08:38 PM

FIAT??? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT STANDS FOR RIGHT??!?!?!?
 
 
Ugh. 

Isn't it broken again though?


Electronic fuel injection.

 
I thought it was just called 'electronic injection' (IE).
I think they're both acceptable, EFI might be a trademark.
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Posted 02 May 2015 - 09:05 PM

Also, when people call the trunk the "hood" on a mid or rear-engined car.

Derp...

 

The hood is the hinged cover that goes over the engine.

The trunk is the main storage compartment, I.E. not the engine bay. 


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Posted 02 May 2015 - 10:27 PM

 

FIAT??? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT STANDS FOR RIGHT??!?!?!?
 
 
Ugh. 

Isn't it broken again though?

 

 

 

 

...I fail to see how that's relevant.  :whistle:


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Posted 03 May 2015 - 02:50 AM

My friend called a Kia or a Hyundai Japanese. FFS.

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Posted 03 May 2015 - 04:47 AM

 

FIAT??? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT STANDS FOR RIGHT??!?!?!?
 
 
Ugh. 

Isn't it broken again though?

 

Electronic fuel injection.

 
I thought it was just called 'electronic injection' (IE).
I think they're both acceptable, EFI might be a trademark.

 

 

It's all marketing gubbins anyway. 


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Posted 03 May 2015 - 01:52 PM

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Posted 03 May 2015 - 06:33 PM

I was watching a e46 M3 video last year while I was trying to get mine. Guy said it had a V6. I turned off youtube and went to bed..
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Posted 03 May 2015 - 08:23 PM Edited by elias7001, 03 May 2015 - 08:25 PM.

''You know that sport car made by Ford? I think it's name was 911 or something'' 

 

''I like Swedish cars, as my mothers Honda Jazz is from Sweden''

 

''My Subaru Justy has a turbo, it must be built for racing then!''

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Posted 04 May 2015 - 06:31 AM

"My car is 4 wheel drive! Why doesn't the car brake faster in snow?"

Oh, man, anything to do with cars and braking. Like, when you try to explain to someone that there is no difference in braking distance between a well-maintained, properly equipped eighteen-wheeler and a sedan, they look at you like you're the damaged one.

I also remember when a sales guy at a parts store tried to sell me injector cleaners for my bike. When I told him that it's a carb, he just stalled and walked off. Now, granted, there's no way he could have known, but I still enjoyed how quickly it got him off my case.
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Posted 04 May 2015 - 01:38 PM

Every time my friends make jewish jokes, just to piss me of, I have jewish relatives so they always do these small jkes about it...

 

 

 

And everytime we take a ride with my friend and his girlfriend, she always ask the stupidest questions like "does the car take longer to accelerate up hill" jesus... 


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Posted 04 May 2015 - 06:05 PM

I know this girl with a 15 plate Audi A1 who never washes it because 'it'll just get dirty again.' 


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Posted 04 May 2015 - 08:17 PM

"My check engine light is on.  What do you think is wrong with it?"

Means the door is open doesn't it? xD

 

"is a car that's got a 24v badge on it electric"

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Posted 04 May 2015 - 08:36 PM

Classic expressions you hear in my country:

 

 

-"You bought a SEAT hahahaha Siempre Estas Apretando Tuercas" (You are always screwing bolts)

 

- "Alfa Romeo is unreliable."

 

- "A Golf is a Golf. "

 

- "The Renault R5 Turbo, when you turn a take a curve the turbo kicks in and you kill yourself". (popular in the 1980's)"

 

- "You bought a petrol car with 100.000km? That's engine is almost done you should have bought a diesel with the same km and it would last more."

 

- "Buy a diesel that is cheaper and it it faster" (Stock wise)"

 

- "Petrol? You are going to go bankrupt... Buy a diesel instead."

 

-"Why do you want a fast car when you can't speed?"

 

- "Opel is safer than any French car beacuse it's german"

 

- "RWD? You are going to kill yourself"

 

- "Small cars with a lot of BHP are dangerous." (refering too any GTI)"

 

-"I prefer having a crash with a Volvo 850 rather than a brand new Renault Clio".

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