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Liquid_Snake_LosSantos
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#1

Posted 11 March 2015 - 07:43 PM Edited by Liquid_Snake_LosSantos, 11 March 2015 - 07:44 PM.

I finished the prison heist today after many failures.

 

The number and variety of failures was actually hilarious. Prison deaths, plane crash, buzzard crash, demolition fail, one time somebody even accidentally followed the wrong team and failed us because he didn't do his actual task. 

 

I am enjoying the heists though.

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 07:52 PM

Inb4"Biggest failure is me not being able to get on heists"

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 07:53 PM

Demoman hopping into the prison bus with us. Pilot trying to land (managed) without landing gear, but he couldn't lift off after that.. 

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 07:54 PM

During the first prison break setup, one of my teammates fell five feet from a rooftop onto a van and died. I wish we could just jump down from rooftops and not have to use ladders.


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Posted 11 March 2015 - 07:54 PM

The biggest fail was letting a rank 9 fill the fourth spot so we could do it. Let's just say it wasn't about what he didn't do, it was about what he did do. We had 3 stars within seconds.
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 07:54 PM

Getting the plane for the Prison Break with randoms. I accidently shot the giant gas tank thing and blew myself up.

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 08:02 PM

During the first prison break setup, one of my teammates fell five feet from a rooftop onto a van and died. I wish we could just jump down from rooftops and not have to use ladders.

Same happened with me, but It was during the prison sniper set up. He decided to jump off the roof and died.


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Posted 11 March 2015 - 08:04 PM

Inb4"Biggest failure is me not being able to get on heists"

i thumbed up because its true

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 08:08 PM

Taking off from the carrier, second heist mate jumped the gun while taxiing,caused a stupid pile up, just as we got freed, multiple missiles wrecked us.
I couldn't stop laughing.
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 08:08 PM Edited by Terrato137, 11 March 2015 - 08:09 PM.

Inb4"Biggest failure is me not being able to get on heists"

This.

 

Also, doing the bus mission, guy gets out, gets the bus, he gets to the ending spot, waiting for someone else to lose the cops, bus magically gets stuck on something, blows up.

 

Next try, guy gets outta his car to shoot the driver, thinking he would get out with his AR, instead he gets out with his grenade launcher already equipped, accidentally blows up the bus.

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 08:08 PM

I f*cked up being the Fleeca driver once, but it wasn't entirely my fault. Lester never exactly discussed the getaway until it was actually f*cking happening. As soon as the guy cracked the box and got in, I took off into the mountains to lose the cops like the franchise has conditioned me to. When I get ass-deep in the mountains, Lester then decides to tell me about the f*cking Cargobob. Needless to say, I didn't make it to the bridge in time.

 

Thanks, Lester. -.-

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 08:10 PM

biggest fail is every time i click PLAY i f*cking hard freeze...Im going to punch a baby square in the face...RAGEEEEE...lol


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Posted 11 March 2015 - 08:11 PM

On the Fleeca Bank Mission, the stupid magnet on the heli didn't spawn. Tried that part over and over, hopefully they fix this.


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Posted 11 March 2015 - 08:12 PM Edited by Awesom-0, 11 March 2015 - 08:14 PM.

I tried playing the fleeca bank heist with a random because i dont have any friends/crew to play with.

 

* We failed the set up mission 20 seconds in due to the idiot shooting at random npcs during the drive, getting us wanted. Lester even said "dont get any police attention" and the idiot ignored him. He couldnt go 10 f*cking minutes without feeling the need to shoot everything. -_-

 

We failed during the getaway of the heist twice because the idiot couldnt drive to save his life.

 

* During the first getaway atempt, he flipped the kuruma on its roof. Instead of trying to roll it back over, he got out and ran.

 

* During the second getaway atempt, he was driving off-road to avoid the police road blocks but he managed to sink the Kuruma in the oceon.

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 08:17 PM

We were doing the Prison Break, and made it flawless to the end. As me, my friend, and Walter White were leaving the riot van to get in the Velum, our guy in the Buzzard shot a police heli and the debris crashed into our plane and blew it up.

 

Here's the clip:

 

https://account.xbox...ec-95bbae5171db

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#16

Posted 11 March 2015 - 08:26 PM

heist failure story?

mmm failing heist due to a server hiccup that disconnected a player!
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 08:39 PM

Did prison heist perfectly, buddy thought head butting propellers was a good idea. 10/10
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 08:49 PM

I tried playing the fleeca bank heist with a random because i dont have any friends/crew to play with.

 

* We failed the set up mission 20 seconds in due to the idiot shooting at random npcs during the drive, getting us wanted. Lester even said "dont get any police attention" and the idiot ignored him. He couldnt go 10 f*cking minutes without feeling the need to shoot everything. -_-

 

We failed during the getaway of the heist twice because the idiot couldnt drive to save his life.

 

* During the first getaway atempt, he flipped the kuruma on its roof. Instead of trying to roll it back over, he got out and ran.

 

* During the second getaway atempt, he was driving off-road to avoid the police road blocks but he managed to sink the Kuruma in the oceon.

Free roam retards.LOL

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 08:49 PM

Today I tried doing the first heist.First it took me like 10 minutes to find someone who wants to do it,but then the guy left after we got the Kuruma and then for some reason the Heist couldn´t continue and I had to scope out the bank again.I did that with some other guy and the console froze right as I drove the Granger in the garage,I have no idea did it save or am I going to have to do it again.Also,sometimes the mini map disappears for a few seconds after cutscenes.As much as I want to unlock the new vehicles(especially Casco and unarmored Kuruma),I think I´m going to wait with heists until I get the PS4,hopefully new gen console will be more stable and won´t glitch and freeze so much.Also,more people I know play on Playstations than Xboxes,so I won´t have to play with unreliable randoms.

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 08:53 PM

When stealing the plane for the prison heist...me and my crew were all huddled up behind our cars and crates sniping before going up to barn to take it. There was a huge pile of enemies up ahead so I took out the grenade launcher...shot one and ducked back down, just my luck it hit a crate, bounced back and blew up all of us along with our personal vehicles. 

 

I probably apoligized about 100 times for that one.

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 09:03 PM

Finally completed prison break on hard with my noob friends. Heist finale took exactly 10 tries and me myself caused 2 of the failures as a prison officer. But i had fun, heists are best thing that happened to gta online for sure.

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 09:04 PM Edited by PoeticWhisper, 11 March 2015 - 09:05 PM.

We finally got the prison break heist done right, we all were working together perfectly, the stars aligned, the clouds from the sky opened up and let the light shine on us. My buddy Troy and I were on our way to the plane pickup at McKenzie airfield, and I warned my friend too late that there was a gas tank on the other side of the fence, so we hit it. We all almost died, but we got into the plane just fine. Flew to the corona and right as we jumped out, and he took the flight stick, he somehow f*cking died.... we failed the mission, and for some reason it didn't have any checkpoints. So we did it all over again.

 

We did it again after this, pissed off as hell, I swear to god we were out of that prison in like 4 minutes flat. Done in around like 10 minutes.


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Posted 11 March 2015 - 09:08 PM

The goddamn drill kept on overheating in The Fleeca Bank Heist. Couldn't get through it. 

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 09:10 PM

A glitch not allowing us to loose cops. A whole heist and time wasted. 


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#25

Posted 11 March 2015 - 09:12 PM

Eddie Toh forgot to bring the magnet to the Fleeca Job. 4 times in a row.

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 09:14 PM

I can't find stupid Rashkovsky at the Prison!
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 09:15 PM

Me and a bunch of randoms were playing the plane mission for the prison break. The plane takes off, the vagos all die, and I start running to my car.

 

Some c**t in a zentorno decides that running me over when we have no lives left is gonna be hilarious.

 

Mission fails, everyone leaves.

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 09:23 PM

After a painstaking 2 and a half/3 hrs of failure (with 2 HORRIBLE teammates) we FINALLY made it to the very end and I mean THE VERY END of the Prison heist (all we had to do is meet up at the chopper). So im sitting in the helicopter waiting for the 3 of them to land their parachutes (with all of our lives in tact),and one of them dies from not knowing how to land. Then on the mic I mention holding L1 and R1 to slow down/steer your landing and SUPRISE he steers right into the helicopter and dies AGAIN. Nothing can explain the look on my face at that moment. LOL

 

on the bright side my buddies hopped on a couple hrs later and we beat the whole thing first try, smooth as a whistle :) lol, my goodness what a difference!

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#29

Posted 11 March 2015 - 09:28 PM

Do the Fifth and Final Setup mission for "The Humane Labs Raid"

Get to the Labs

Look at the cameras

Camera section finishes

SETUP FAILED:
Crew Member Left

 

f*cking Servers


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Posted 11 March 2015 - 09:30 PM

Humane Lab Raid - Deliver EMP. 

 

I'll be hearing those f*cking security breach sirens in my sleep.

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