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#61

Posted 02 September 2014 - 01:22 AM

 

I still say pee in your mouth. Nothing says "I mean business" more than a mouthful of hot urine.

 

Why not just blindfold her family, piss on them, and blame it on Martians?

 

That's too elaborate methinks. Peeing in your mouth is quick, and it gets results.


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Posted 02 September 2014 - 01:25 AM

 

 

I still say pee in your mouth. Nothing says "I mean business" more than a mouthful of hot urine.

 

Why not just blindfold her family, piss on them, and blame it on Martians?

 

That's too elaborate methinks. Peeing in your mouth is quick, and it gets results.

 

Then you would have to get me in a position where I'm standing still, have my mouth open, and you're at a good enough height to do it. Unless, of course, the first step of the plan is to break all her limbs after you stalked her into a shopping mall and crack open her jaw before relieving yourself in front of many scared Christmas shoppers.


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Posted 02 September 2014 - 01:28 AM

 

 

 

I still say pee in your mouth. Nothing says "I mean business" more than a mouthful of hot urine.

 

Why not just blindfold her family, piss on them, and blame it on Martians?

 

That's too elaborate methinks. Peeing in your mouth is quick, and it gets results.

 

Then you would have to get me in a position where I'm standing still, have my mouth open, and you're at a good enough height to do it. Unless, of course, the first step of the plan is to break all her limbs after you stalked her into a shopping mall and crack open her jaw before relieving yourself in front of many scared Christmas shoppers.

 

I think you're misunderstanding me, I'm saying peeing in your own mouth is the best revenge.

 

I like the way you think, though.

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 01:35 AM

I think you're misunderstanding me, I'm saying peeing in your own mouth is the best revenge.

 

I like the way you think, though.

 

If I should do that, then why not just drag her to a public place and do it? Nothing makes for a great day out than dragging your ex to a FedEx store, positioning yourself upside down to where you can urinate in your own mouth and yell out "YOU MADE ME DO THIS LIZ YOU c*nt" as you piss all over yourself. Will it get you arrested? Possibly depending on the state, but it'll sure scar her for life. Unless she's into urolagnia. Then you'll have to find something better to do.

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 01:44 AM

I'd say avoid the kidnapping charge, and just do it in school. Nothing says "I don't need you" like a self-inflicted golden shower in gym class.

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 01:47 AM

If we both graduated that poses a problem.

I'll find a way though, if I were still in my stalker phase.


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Posted 02 September 2014 - 01:49 AM

If you know her address, just do it on her doorstep. Not only will it make her upset, she'll want you more than ever.

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 09:25 AM

Get over it. Here's a precise tutorial:

 


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Posted 03 September 2014 - 11:08 AM

Send some nude photos of her to me. That'll teach her.
Just pm me.


Thanks for the pictures man. Shes hot imo.

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 01:52 PM

If you have an ex boy/girlfriend in which your relationship ended in bad terms, what would be some very creative ways to piss off that bitch?

 

Finding a much more attractive. intelligent and funny gf/bf tends to work quite well. 


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Posted 03 September 2014 - 03:46 PM

 

Posting sex videos/explicit pictures of an ex online is pretty hot right now. Have you given it any thought? If it was just an ex and things ended messily it would be pretty pathetic and butthurt on your part, but considering she slept with 3 other guys I'd say it's justified. She hurt your man pride bro. Teach that cum dumpster a lesson and pwn her with the combined might of the internet and social embarrassment. Then you will be able to walk tall again and not feel like an ashamed cuckhold.

 

Yes, take advantage of the viral-forest-fire that is the internet. If an image stays online for more than 3 hours, it is no longer yours. Forever. It is lost to you. No amount of bans, reporting, flagging, or PMs will get it back. It circulates the internet for all eternity.

Putting a nude pic of a chick online pretty much turns her into a masturbation-tool forever. A pseudo-pron star.
Thinking that somewhere in the world, a weird dude in Malaysia has a nude photo of her on his phone. Or some creeper in Argentina is fapping to her in his basement.

What you can do is ADD THE CONTEXT. When you post the pic. Find message boards and online communities that are populated by men.
Let's say you found a tumblr or a reddit.

"Hey guys, here's a nude pic of the cheating filthy slut that is my ex-gf. Share the hell out of it! Fap to it! make sure that every guy you know and his dog has a copy! Eradicate any sense of shame or bodily privacy that she may have by exposing her nakedness to a worldwide audience"

 

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 03:48 PM

oh but he's not a misogynist just to be clear

 

he just uh hates women


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Posted 03 September 2014 - 04:16 PM

This thread makes me feel really uncomfortable. Ex-shaming... for f*ck's sake. 

 

Just move on and find someone else, that'll do it. 

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 12:25 AM

I would suggest not stooping to her level sorry she did that to you, Thad really messed up

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 12:44 AM Edited by Nah Tso Gud, 06 September 2014 - 02:32 PM.

How about getting over her and not giving her any more attention that she probably wants? If she cheated on you with "three other guys" and you're still in school, she's probably an attention whore too so don't give her the satisfaction.

 

This will be the best thing for you, and it will probably, coincidentally, "piss her off" as well.The latter isn't a given (even if it does upset her she would never let you know it) but the former certainly is. 

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 12:53 AM

I would suggest not stooping to her level sorry she did that to you, Thad really messed up

 

Yh, Thad's a total douche. 





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