A little over 10 years ago, a fresh-faced young lad, who we'll call Fuzz, arrived at GTA Forums, looking for somewhere to discuss his love of GTA. Somewhere to post his VC and III stunt videos. Somewhere to find information about San Andreas.
Little did our boy Fuzz know that 10 years later, he'd still be logging in and vomiting his stupid, worthless opinions right into the face of anyone stupid enough to listen.
"He's a troll" they said.
"He's just here to make trouble" they said.
"He smells kind of funny and looks like he's been smoking weed non stop for the last 10 years" they said.
They were right.
But, yet, somewhere deep in the abyssal chasm that our boy Fuzz calls a heart, there's a tiny seed of compassion. He found friends (Holla, Meta187), he found enemies (Holla, everyone else).
He was there at the inception of Quality Vs Quantity, the most misunderstood gang in PGC history. He was there when San An was released. He was there when IV was released. He was then when V was released. He'll almost certainly be here when VI is released.
He's a cancer. An awful person. He bickers, squabbles and argues about nothing, going round and round in circles. He was a forum led-by, in spite of that.
He has a personal objection to milestone posts, and yet, here he is, celebrating his 9,999th post. Because f*ck 10,000. That's so old. The Anti-milestone is the new milestone.
Look, right. I know I'm a dick and I know I piss people off. That's great, for me. But I want you all to know that, no matter how much of a douche you are, or how much you shout in my face, I love you.
I love you all. You utter sh*ts. Especially my brethren in The Connection and anyone I've shared good times with. And yes, all of those that I've shared bad times with.
PEACE AND LOVE FROM THE ONE ALMIGHTY FUZZ.
KNUCKLES IN YER FACE.