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Fuzzknuckles
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#1

Posted 29 August 2014 - 12:17 PM Edited by Fuzzknuckles, 29 August 2014 - 12:18 PM.

A little over 10 years ago, a fresh-faced young lad, who we'll call Fuzz, arrived at GTA Forums, looking for somewhere to discuss his love of GTA. Somewhere to post his VC and III stunt videos. Somewhere to find information about San Andreas. 

 

Little did our boy Fuzz know that 10 years later, he'd still be logging in and vomiting his stupid, worthless opinions right into the face of anyone stupid enough to listen. 

 

"He's a troll" they said. 

 

"He's just here to make trouble" they said.

 

"He smells kind of funny and looks like he's been smoking weed non stop for the last 10 years" they said. 

 

They were right. 

 

But, yet, somewhere deep in the abyssal chasm that our boy Fuzz calls a heart, there's a tiny seed of compassion. He found friends (Holla, Meta187), he found enemies (Holla, everyone else). 

 

He was there at the inception of Quality Vs Quantity, the most misunderstood gang in PGC history. He was there when San An was released. He was there when IV was released. He was then when V was released. He'll almost certainly be here when VI is released. 

 

He's a cancer. An awful person. He bickers, squabbles and argues about nothing, going round and round in circles. He was a forum led-by, in spite of that. 

 

He has a personal objection to milestone posts, and yet, here he is, celebrating his 9,999th post. Because f*ck 10,000. That's so old. The Anti-milestone is the new milestone. 

 

Look, right. I know I'm a dick and I know I piss people off. That's great, for me. But I want you all to know that, no matter how much of a douche you are, or how much you shout in my face, I love you. 

 

I love you all. You utter sh*ts. Especially my brethren in The Connection and anyone I've shared good times with. And yes, all of those that I've shared bad times with. 

 

 

PEACE AND LOVE FROM THE ONE ALMIGHTY FUZZ. 

 

KNUCKLES IN YER FACE. 

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#2

Posted 29 August 2014 - 12:30 PM

Congratz on your 9,999 post

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#3

Posted 29 August 2014 - 12:31 PM

The fuzziest knuckles around finally celebrates a post milestone. Grats Fuzz.:)
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#4

Posted 29 August 2014 - 12:38 PM

Nice.

Now return back to pug avatars.
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#5

Posted 29 August 2014 - 12:39 PM

He also sucks at gnag wars.


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#6

Posted 29 August 2014 - 12:41 PM

He also sucks at gnag wars.

I'll suck pretty much anything. 

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#7

Posted 29 August 2014 - 12:42 PM

..he found enemies (Holla, everyone else).

I love you.  I love you all.

Which one is it, Fuzz? WHAT ARE WE TO YOU?

srs tho congrats

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#8

Posted 29 August 2014 - 12:43 PM

 

..he found enemies (Holla, everyone else).

I love you.  I love you all.

Which one is it, Fuzz? WHAT ARE WE TO YOU?

srs tho congrats

 

You can love your enemies. FROM BEHIND. 

 

Thanks everyone, I promise not to sneak up behind you all and invade you. 

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#9

Posted 29 August 2014 - 01:18 PM

10/10 wouldn't bang.

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#10

Posted 29 August 2014 - 01:31 PM

10/10 wouldn't bang again.

But we made such sweet music. 

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#11

Posted 29 August 2014 - 01:37 PM

10.000 posts, jesus....

That's a lot of meaningless posts
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 01:40 PM

Congrats! That was a very great read, really didn't even realize it was a milestone post till that last part.. looks like I definitely need some sleep

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#13

Posted 29 August 2014 - 01:44 PM

Everyone needs some Sleep. 

 

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 02:04 PM

Congrats!

 

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Pack a b and celebrate.

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#15

Posted 29 August 2014 - 02:28 PM

9,999 posts?
Damn, you have a ton of free time.

Anyway, congratulations!
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 02:42 PM

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#17

Posted 29 August 2014 - 02:49 PM

Gongrats! I want to give You this....from behind.

 

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#18

Posted 29 August 2014 - 02:51 PM

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. 

 

 

 

 

Gongrats! I want to give You this....from behind.

 

I'm ready to receive you. 

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 03:19 PM

I like you. Congratulations

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 03:28 PM

I never usually bother with these threads, but this one was bordering funny, and I feel I owe our boy Fuzzknuckles an obligation here.

Congrats Fuzz!

We will die together in our fight against the trolls and haters that inhabit the V section!!
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#21

Posted 29 August 2014 - 04:50 PM

Congrats :^:

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 04:51 PM

I knew it would be a milestone from the very first line. ;)

 

'congrats fuzz :^:

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#23

Posted 29 August 2014 - 05:11 PM

We will die together in our fight against the trolls and haters that inhabit the V section!!


Deal. Now paint me like one of your French girls.
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 05:16 PM

Congratz!

 

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Don't leave me hanging. You know you're knuckles need some love :p

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 05:20 PM

Congratulations, I may not know you yet, only time will tell.


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#26

Posted 29 August 2014 - 06:18 PM

9,999 posts?
Damn, you have a ton of free time.
Anyway, congratulations!

You must be very poor at math. Because making 10000 posts within 10 years is nothing.

Anyways congratulations, Fuzz. You and I have had a lot of beef in the past but all seems to be good now. You're a much better person. :^:
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 06:33 PM

Congrats and Respect, Old Timer!
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#28

Posted 29 August 2014 - 07:03 PM

 

Don't leave me hanging. You know you're knuckles need some love :p

Turns out that if you're on a crowded train and you punch your phone, people look at you like you're some kind of mad man.

 

You and I have had a lot of beef in the past but all seems to be good now. 

 

The thing about beef is it makes great barbecue. Let's cook.

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#29

Posted 30 August 2014 - 12:13 AM

Milestones are for suckers. Fuzzknuckles is a gay name. You're fat.
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Posted 30 August 2014 - 12:21 AM Edited by Danz., 30 August 2014 - 12:22 AM.

Cool story bro. :^:



























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