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1000 Things We Learned in Los Santos

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elondon
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#121

Posted 16 September 2014 - 12:04 AM Edited by WildBrick142, 16 September 2014 - 04:18 PM.

190. The only good rap station (WCC) plays songs that reference a fictional place called California and fictional cities called LA, Long Beach, and Compton.
 
191. You forget a thousand things every day.
 
192. Army bases will let anyone in, and then send tanks after them for looking around.
 
193. NOOSE uses FIB SUV's.
 
194. The Downtown Cab Company will give jobs to people that obviously aren't cab drivers.
 
195. If you want to own a strip club, just kill the owner and it will become yours.
 
196. The police will kill you for saving their lives.

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#122

Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:40 AM Edited by WildBrick142, 16 September 2014 - 04:18 PM.

197. You can't over-tune a car.
198. There is no such thing as raising the suspension on off road vehicles.
199. Cars can be launched off mountains and still be drivable.

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#123

Posted 16 September 2014 - 03:45 AM Edited by WildBrick142, 16 September 2014 - 04:18 PM.

200- Never approach to a pedestrian nor cop, they'll call the cops7arrest you.
201- For some odd reason everyone who lives there is a dumb driver
202- The LSPD is not human
203- It's dull as f*ck

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#124

Posted 16 September 2014 - 05:07 PM Edited by whats_a_username?, 16 September 2014 - 05:18 PM.

204) No matter how many prostitutes you solicit sex from, you won't contract any STD's.

hellfury66
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#125

Posted 17 September 2014 - 03:45 AM Edited by hellfury66, 17 September 2014 - 03:51 AM.

205 aliens have took over los santos and nobody even knows about it

206 lifeinvader is infact an evil cult

207 cults are evil but people in LS want to be epslilonists FACT!

208 the 12 commandments of kifflom are ALL LIES FACT!

209 chop has gay sex with other gay dogs

210 the epsilon tract has already been writing but its already full of bullcrap and lies FACT!

211 jock cranly killed his wife for fame and fortune and got away with murder how lucky is he!

212 some times trevor likes to wear a dress becuse he thinks he looks cool in it


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#126

Posted 17 September 2014 - 12:54 PM

213. Willard and Classique cars are currently banned to be entered in San Andreas. Safety issues, maybe?

214. If you own a hangar at LSX, cops and security guards do not give a f*ck about what you do inside the airport as long as you don't pull a gun or destroy an airplane.

215. The person who owns the funky-colored Z-Type with tacky $ wheels is clearly a retarded person.




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