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#1

Posted 26 August 2014 - 06:54 PM

I'll go first.
1)Meth is bad for GTA protagonists


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:06 PM Edited by Andreas, 26 August 2014 - 07:10 PM.

There was a similar thread about it some time ago, but I'll let this slide. Let's keep this clean, shall we?


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:08 PM Edited by Andreas, 26 August 2014 - 07:13 PM. Corrected number to avoid confusion.

2. It's easy to get out of the hood, just find a white rich guy.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:16 PM

3. Cops are more aggressive (if that makes sense)


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:22 PM

4. Standing next to pedestrians for more than 5 seconds is a felony.
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Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:29 PM

5. The jail sentence for murdering a few hundred civilians and police officers is 2 seconds.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:29 PM Edited by GtaV Is Coming To Pc, 26 August 2014 - 08:37 PM.

6. Niko Bellic has a Lifeinvader page.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:35 PM

7. don't stand near a balla


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:43 PM

8. Moving gates have a hidden danger.


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:45 PM Edited by KingGTAV, 26 August 2014 - 07:46 PM.

9. Franklin Clinton brazenly delivers rhetorical indictments of the Los Santos citizenry, framing them as 'genetic experiments gone wrong.' ;)


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:46 PM Edited by Mr.Killa, 26 August 2014 - 07:47 PM.

10. Someone goin on a murder spree, killing possibly over 100 people, and destroying material and buildings for over 10 million dollars will, if caught, be released after a few hours. The story will
not make the news.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:48 PM

11. strippers have weird nipples 

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:54 PM

12.You need to have lots of discipline to live 25 years in Los Santos and not turn into plastic sellouts

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 08:04 PM Edited by Trademark LAS, 26 August 2014 - 08:08 PM.

13. Assault rifles have the range of a super soaker.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 08:27 PM

14. Los Santos is best GTA city.


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 08:31 PM

14. Los Santos is best GTA city.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 08:34 PM

15. Never eat indian people 

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 08:35 PM Edited by Jenia, 26 August 2014 - 08:35 PM.

16. Police doesn't patrol the streets. Why would they need to do that huh


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 08:37 PM

17. Half of the police vehicles in the game aren't used.


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 08:52 PM

16. Police doesn't patrol the streets. Why would they need to do that huh

your signature: GTA 4 Cops in a nutshell

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 09:47 PM

18.Los Santos a city full of sh*t heads

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 10:09 PM

19.everyone is fake.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 11:01 PM

20. You can get drunk, but sh*t you can't get drunker
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Posted 26 August 2014 - 11:04 PM

21 what if you really are the guy from midgetf*ckers22?

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 11:17 PM

22: Michael moved to Los Santos because of the weather.


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 11:23 PM

23. You will never take the advantage on Franklin
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Posted 26 August 2014 - 11:59 PM Edited by Official General, 27 August 2014 - 12:05 AM.

24. You cannot enter restaurants to get a meal, and you have to go nightclubbing standing outside the club by the street. 

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Posted 27 August 2014 - 12:03 AM

25. Rumor has it that there were 3 other cities in San Andreas

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Posted 27 August 2014 - 12:20 AM

26. There isn't any badass Serbians


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Posted 27 August 2014 - 02:34 AM

27. We still don't know wtf a Gerald is.

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