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#211

Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:16 PM

I do have a series of questions for them.

 

Why is the Blista in the sports class?

 

Why does the Cavalcade sound terrible instead of keeping the sound from GTA IV?

 

Why did they ruin the sports classic class with the Stirling GT?

 

Why aren't the shooting mechanics a near-direct port of Max Payne 3?

 

Why is matchmaking so bad?

 

When they play, do they actually have fun trying to do stuff with randoms that are usually retarded?

 

I'm sure there are a few more but that's all I can think of at the moment.


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#212

Posted 16 July 2015 - 07:19 PM

Do you think Finland will ever qualify to FIFA World Cup?


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#213

Posted 16 July 2015 - 08:45 PM Edited by Coleco, 16 July 2015 - 08:46 PM.

Buy him a drink n show em the bitch n moan topic

They'll need more than one drink for that  :D

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#214

Posted 16 July 2015 - 08:54 PM

Ask what the hell they had been smoking when they designed the map.

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#215

Posted 16 July 2015 - 09:00 PM

Offering him food & drink and politely ask if i could get my own vehicle in the game :p

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#216

Posted 16 July 2015 - 10:02 PM Edited by handcuff_charlie, 16 July 2015 - 10:03 PM.

FIX PS4 MATCHMAKING

 

How is it that I can be in a crew of millions of players and my phone is not blowing up non-stop with invites?? Because nobody is hosting anything??.....RRRiiiight

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#217

Posted 16 July 2015 - 10:05 PM

smack him/her and ask where is the flipping long hair already
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#218

Posted 16 July 2015 - 10:50 PM

Congratulate them on making a good game I still play every week.
Then procede by bitch-slapping him/her and saying they're becoming the new EA.


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#219

Posted 16 July 2015 - 11:02 PM

Why does it feel like I chose the wrong career. After reading all of this...

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#220

Posted 17 July 2015 - 01:22 PM

Do you think Finland will ever qualify to FIFA World Cup?

 

+1.. Poor Fins..

GTA hasn't even included a feature in which you can monitor the Finish soccer team


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#221

Posted 17 July 2015 - 01:26 PM

I'd ask them to marry me if they're a woman. If it's a man, I'd ask them if I could marry their mother.

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Posted 17 July 2015 - 01:29 PM

I'd ask them to marry me if they're a woman. If it's a man, I'd ask them if I could marry their mother.

Now what if they're a woman, and that woman turns out to be your mother? Would you still ask her to marry you?


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Posted 17 July 2015 - 01:47 PM

I'd ask them to marry me if they're a woman. If it's a man, I'd ask them if I could marry their mother.

Now what if they're a woman, and that woman turns out to be your mother? Would you still ask her to marry you?

If they turn out to be my mother, then I'd ask her why she abandoned me when I was a baby and left me with the witch that I live with now that I always presumed was my mother. Then I'd ask her to marry me!
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#224

Posted 17 July 2015 - 01:50 PM

Show him a picture of the Zion XS and tell him that it needs to be patched because it is too slow, it sounds bad, and has a steering wheel that connected to the road via cotton. Patch it. Give it Coquette handling, F620 eexhaust notes, and Vacca acceleration.

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#225

Posted 17 July 2015 - 01:56 PM

I would spawn kill them at the same time ask them for moneyz

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#226

Posted 17 July 2015 - 02:48 PM

Ask them if the people who designed the Zentorno were fired, and why such an abomination was allowed to be added to the game.

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#227

Posted 17 July 2015 - 03:03 PM

Not sure why I ever would meet one, but let's guess they are in my city for some reason on like a vacation and I happand to meet them and they ask me if I could tour them around the city and then we go have a coffee or whatever and they happand to mention they work at r*.

 

I would probably say something like "Oh nice, Thank you for making GTAO" and then see where it leads from there.


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Posted 17 July 2015 - 03:29 PM

I would ask him the same thing I ask him every time I talk to him. "When are you going to buy an Xbox One so I can play GTA 5 with you again." He keeps trying to convince me to buy the computer version and I keep telling him I don't need a 3rd version.


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Posted 17 July 2015 - 03:30 PM

Not sure why I ever would meet one, but let's guess they are in my city for some reason on like a vacation and I happand to meet them and they ask me if I could tour them around the city and then we go have a coffee or whatever and they happand to mention they work at r*.
 
I would probably say something like "Oh nice, Thank you for making GTAO" and then see where it leads from there.

It will lead to you and the Rockstar employee being in a hotel room reinacting the "hot coffee" scene.
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#230

Posted 17 July 2015 - 03:33 PM

IRL I don't know.
I know what I'd like to do to Nikki Minaj if I see her, but I probably won't because reactions aren't always the way you want them to turn out.

Actual answer: Ask him about new DLC until he gives in and spills the beans
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#231

Posted 17 July 2015 - 03:57 PM

Errrr...

"I love GTA, it must have awesome being part of creating it.... Have a good day"

Yes I spared myself from reading the thread as I have a damn good idea the road its going to take :D

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Posted 27 September 2016 - 11:08 PM

Ask what the future plans are

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#233

Posted 27 September 2016 - 11:32 PM

>employee starts a conversation with me

 

me:

Spoiler

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#234

Posted 28 September 2016 - 01:08 AM

Hand him a fashion magazine and say read it
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#235

Posted 28 September 2016 - 01:20 AM

What's with all the zombie threads as of late? Before today, the last comment I this thread was 14 months ago.....

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#236

Posted 28 September 2016 - 01:27 AM

Store them in the basement and do really weird logic like they do. Hell when they're starving i'll bring a delicious meal to them but restrict them having the good stuff and not explain why and instead give them the crappy food instead. Just a bunch of things that aren't fun and make zero sense! Because thats what R* is about? No fun and stupid logic?

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#237

Posted 28 September 2016 - 01:37 AM

Do I smell Pantene?

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#238

Posted 28 September 2016 - 01:41 AM

He'd probably not survive the bitch-slapping i'd give him.


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#239

Posted 28 September 2016 - 01:42 AM

The only question I've ever had for any of the devs is why the grenades exploded on impact with any helicopter in GTA IV.


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#240

Posted 28 September 2016 - 01:45 AM

Add long pretty hair for females




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