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Posted 26 August 2014 - 01:32 AM Edited by Nipperkins, 26 August 2014 - 01:35 AM.

Typical British. Piggybacking off the success of another country. 

 

 

Not many people seem to know this, but the British/Canadian burning of Washington and the White House was actually a retaliatory attack after a failed American attack on the city of York (modern day Toronto) several years earlier, which served as the capital of Upper Canada (modern day Ontario) at the time. 

 

 

Manifest Destiny mutha f*cka 

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 01:44 AM

i think its pretty funny.  we used to hate each others guts, now we are basically brothers.


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 02:02 AM

I honestly probably would've lold if they burned the cake too

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 02:16 AM

It's funny, but meh. 


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 02:43 AM

Not many people seem to know this, but the British/Canadian burning of Washington and the White House was actually a retaliatory attack after a failed American attack on the city of York (modern day Toronto) several years earlier, which served as the capital of Upper Canada (modern day Ontario) at the time. 

At the slightest allusion to the war of 1812, a wild Canadian appears. ;)
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Posted 26 August 2014 - 03:30 AM

As an American, I'm not offended by this. 

 

after we have taken our armies across the ocean and burned their royal palace to the ground to avenge this slight, we will come for you, traitor. you better start hiding now, i'd tell you to call up osama and ask for some good hiding spots but lol

 

A3BYcrJ.jpg

 

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 04:46 AM Edited by ObsydianRaven, 26 August 2014 - 06:34 AM.

 

As an American, I'm not offended by this. 

 

after we have taken our armies across the ocean and burned their royal palace to the ground to avenge this slight, we will come for you, traitor. you better start hiding now, i'd tell you to call up osama and ask for some good hiding spots but lol

 

A3BYcrJ.jpg

 

8/25 never forget

 

If it wasn't for the fact I would get banned, I would post the Navy Seal Copypasta as a response to this.


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#38

Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:11 AM

Hell, I'm upset at the US not replying with a joke of their own. You win UK :(

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:20 AM

we don't need to reply with a joke of our own.

our very existence is the joke.

 

Great Britain - most powerful nation on Earth at the time - thought it would let some queer protestants go exploring across the ocean.

next thing you know, said queers are kicking Great Britain's ass with the help of some French and native Indians.

 

fast forward 200 years and the monster they've created has now replaced them as the most powerful nation on Earth.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:54 AM

Personally, I'd like to hear from Bill O'Reilly. 

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 04:15 PM

Whoa, whoa, whoa... a bit early for this sh*t ain't it?

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 05:10 PM

Your cake sucks, your tea sucks and generally you all suck.

Do British girls suck, too...? :D

Not very well from my experience..

Aye the cake would probably be a bit dry. Needs tea.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 05:14 PM

Of course they'd get offended, they ARE a joke themselves :D

 

Tbh, I wish the White House does get burnt down sometime this century.


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 05:40 PM

Your cake sucks, your tea sucks and generally you all suck.

Sincerely,
A proud American.

You're American.

 

Sincerely,

A drunk Scot.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 05:56 PM

This just in: Florida is trying to annex Tennessee.

 

Oh wait.


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Posted 26 August 2014 - 07:02 PM

Damnit Clarkson, say something hysterical about this!


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Posted 27 August 2014 - 03:40 AM

I hate how Canadians praise themselves for the White House Burning, even though the British were the ones who burned it down.

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Posted 27 August 2014 - 07:02 AM Edited by Melchior, 27 August 2014 - 07:02 AM.

I hate how Canadians praise themselves for the White House Burning, even though the British were the ones who burned it down.

British North America=Canada 

 

At any rate I doubt anyone actually cares at this point. Most people outside the US don't even know this war happened. 


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Posted 27 August 2014 - 07:06 PM

 

I hate how Canadians praise themselves for the White House Burning, even though the British were the ones who burned it down.

British North America=Canada 

 

At any rate I doubt anyone actually cares at this point. Most people outside the US don't even know this war happened. 

 

 

Some US born citizens don't even know about this war.


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Posted 27 August 2014 - 07:45 PM Edited by OysterBarron, 27 August 2014 - 07:46 PM.

Your cake sucks, your tea sucks and generally you all suck.

Do British girls suck, too...? :D
Not very well from my experience..
Aye the cake would probably be a bit dry. Needs tea.
Thank f*ck you said it this ain't no British cake without a cup o tea in sight.

Any American that takes offence to this maybe doesn't realise that every year on November the 5th we celebrate the almost successful attempted bombing of parliament in 1605 by a terrorist known as guy Fawkes.

Just be thankful they haven't made a 9/11 cake yet!

Like the old British saying goes there's a cake for every occasion.

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Posted 27 August 2014 - 07:48 PM

lol top kek is this 4chan? 

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#52

Posted 27 August 2014 - 08:03 PM


 


I hate how Canadians praise themselves for the White House Burning, even though the British were the ones who burned it down.

British North America=Canada 
 
At any rate I doubt anyone actually cares at this point. Most people outside the US don't even know this war happened. 
 
 
Some US born citizens don't even know about this war.

Canadians love it. They like to brag about how they won a war with the US.

Which is fine. We didn't want Canada anyway. :p




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