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Posted 26 August 2014 - 06:33 AM

What is your first word [..] if you see god face to face........


And Lo, for the Earth was empty of form, and void.


And Darkness was all over the Face of the Deep.


And We said:

Look at that f*cker Dance.


Obesity. Obesity with hypogonadism. Also morbid obesity. Nodular leprosy with leonine facies. The acromegalic and hyperkeratosistic. The enuretic, this year of all years. The spasmodically torticollic.


Those with saddle-noses. Those with atrophic limbs. And yes chemists and pure-math majors also those with atrophic necks. Scleredema adultorum. Them that seep, the serodermatotic. Come one come all, this circular says. The hydrocephalic. The tabescent and chachetic and anorexic. The Brag’s-Diseased, in their heavy red rinds of flesh. The dermally wine-stained or carbuncular or steatocryptotic or God forbid all three. Marin-Amat Syndrome, you say? Come on down. The psoriatic. The exzematically shunned. And the scrofulodermic. Bell-sahped steatopygiacs, in your special slacks. Afflictees of Pityriasis Rosea. It says here Come all ye hateful. Blessed are the poor in body, for they.


The leukodermatic. The xanthodantic. The maxillofacially swollen. Those with distorted orbits of all kinds. Get out from under the sun’s cove-lighting is what this says. Come in from the spectral rain. The basilisk-breathed and pyorrheic. All ye peronic or teratoidal. The phrenologically malformed. The suppuratively lesioned. The endocrinologically malodourous of whatever ilk. Run don’t walk on down. The acervulus0nosed. The radically –ectomied. The morbidly diaphoretic with a hankie in every pocket. The chronically granulomatous. The ones it says here the ones the cruel call Two-Baggers – one bag for your head, one bag for the observer’s head in case your bag falls off. The hated and dateless and shunned, who keep to the shadows. Those who undress only in front of their pets. The quote aesthetically challenged. Leave your lazarettes and oubliettes, I’m reading this right here, your closets and cellars and TP [teleputers] Tableaux, find Nurturing and Suport and the Inner Resources to face your own unblinking sight, is what this goes on to say, a bit overheatedly maybe. Is it our place to say. It says here Hugs Not Ughs. It says Come don the veil of the type and token. Come learn to love what’s hidden inside. To hold and cherish. The almost unbelievable thick-ankled. The kyphotic and lordotic. The irremediably cellulitic. It says Progress Not Perfection. It says Never Perfection. The fatally pulchritudinous: Welcome. The Actaeonizing, side by side with the Medusoid. The papuled, the macular, the albinic. Medusas and odalisques both: Come find common ground. All meeting rooms windowless. That’s in ital.: all meting rooms windowless.


Nor are excluded the utterly noseless, nor the hideously wall- and cross-eyed, nor either the ergotic of St. Anthony, the leprous, the varicelliformally eruptive or even the sarcoma’d of Kaposi.


The multiple amputee. The prostehtically malmatched. The snaggle-toothed, wattled, weak-chinned, and walrus-cheeked. The palate-clefted. The really large-pored. The excessively but not necessarily lycanthropically hirsute. The pin-headed. The convulsively Tourettic. The Parkinsonianly tremulous. The stunted and gnarled. The teratoid of overall visage. The twisted and hunched and humped and halitotic. The in any way asymmetrical. The rodential- and saurian- and equine-looking.


The tri-nostriled. The invaginate of mouth and eye. Those with those dark loose bags under their eyes that hang halfway down their faces. Those with Cushing’s Disease. Those who look like they have Down Syndrome even though they don’t have Down Syndrome. You decide. You be the judge. It says You are welcome regardless of severity. Severity is in the eye of the sufferer, it says. Pain is pain. Crow’s feet. Birthmark. Rhinoplasty hat didn’t take. Mole. Overbite. A bad-hair year.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 04:18 PM

forgive me my noodliness

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 04:37 PM

I'm glad that's over.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 04:37 PM

"y u do dis"

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 05:00 PM Edited by The Harwood Bitcher, 26 August 2014 - 05:04 PM.

Telll me i can listen rock, f*ck and drink beer in here otherwise send me back to earth as a zombie

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 05:04 PM



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Posted 26 August 2014 - 05:05 PM


What is that thing?... :blink:

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 05:10 PM



What is that thing?... :blink:



Yo mama.


Tee hee hee. Lel, I'm so bad.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 05:11 PM



God: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 08:29 PM

Me: The giant flying spaghetti monster exists!
FSM: yes I do, now help yourself to one of my meatballs.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 09:24 PM

Me: The giant flying spaghetti monster exists!
FSM: yes I do, now help yourself to one of my meatballs.

I like how that is the 69th post.

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 09:50 PM

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 09:55 PM

What happened to Tony Soprano after the finale ended?

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