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#31

Posted 22 August 2014 - 05:21 AM

You're God?

 

I'm god.


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Posted 22 August 2014 - 05:38 AM

What is your first word&request if you see god face to face........


"So you do have a face! In earth people show you as a cloud with hands"

And my first request?
-"Don't kill me, please! it was a joke!"
-"You're already dead, moron."
-"Oh, ok"


For real now, I probably wouldn't say anything, I would be too scared to talk.

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#33

Posted 22 August 2014 - 05:42 AM

"Xenu, why did you have to infest by body with thetans"?

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 05:54 AM Edited by Son of Zeus, 22 August 2014 - 05:58 AM.

First word: 'Lord'.


Request: 'End all the wars, unnecessary bloodshed, let the world have a reign of peace'


P.S.: 'Please ensure Gta VI has a better story'.
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Posted 22 August 2014 - 06:00 AM Edited by Ag3ofLive, 22 August 2014 - 06:00 AM.

Ask him "is there gaming in heaven? Or Tbh I'd be in a lot of shock taking everything in knowing I'm speaking to the creator of everything

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#36

Posted 22 August 2014 - 06:28 AM

You're a idiot.
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Posted 22 August 2014 - 07:29 AM

Why do you kill babies?
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#38

Posted 22 August 2014 - 08:14 AM

Why do you kill babies?

Easy. It's divine race breeding. They were bad souls of his own creation.
No one is perfect.

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#39

Posted 22 August 2014 - 08:34 AM Edited by _FRANKENSTEIN_, 22 August 2014 - 10:41 AM.

I would say that I am sorry for what i did.

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 09:37 AM

Not serious =

'So this is where you went after I killed you in Silent Hill 3?'


Serious =

'I accept without Your decision, whatever it may be. I will not challenge He who knows best.'

But then again, I'm free spirit.

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#41

Posted 22 August 2014 - 11:43 AM

I choose to worship processed American cheese food product. My first word would most likely be mmMmMMmMm.

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#42

Posted 22 August 2014 - 12:13 PM

"You're one sick f*ck, ya know that?"


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Posted 22 August 2014 - 12:31 PM

Forgive me.

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 02:13 PM

I always thought you'd be a bit taller.

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#45

Posted 22 August 2014 - 02:18 PM

"Please forgive our messed up society, which includes taking your word out of the schools of our children"


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#46

Posted 22 August 2014 - 02:22 PM

Hi

 

Why do humans and animals have to die such horrible deaths?

 

What is the purpose of all things?

 

Why is GTA V such an awesome game?


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Posted 22 August 2014 - 03:09 PM

Please free me.


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#48

Posted 22 August 2014 - 03:41 PM

I come face to face with God every morning when I look in the mirror.

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 03:48 PM Edited by RoadkillGumbo, 22 August 2014 - 03:50 PM.

Why is GTA V such an awesome game?

 

#God.... the ground begins to shake, sky turns dark, a deep voice proclaims.... I banish you to hell!


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Posted 22 August 2014 - 03:49 PM

I would probably just end up saying:

 

"For f*ck sake, Girish. Why are you always my superior?" 

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 03:51 PM

This:

 

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#52

Posted 22 August 2014 - 03:53 PM Edited by ShootPeopleNotDope, 22 August 2014 - 06:41 PM.

"Please forgive our messed up society, which includes taking your word out of the schools of our children"

"Thou shall not kill. Except criminals or whatever."

 

OT: "So uh, you come here often?"


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Posted 24 August 2014 - 12:21 AM

Before, or after I was done swinging?.....  :miranda:


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#54

Posted 25 August 2014 - 07:18 AM

"Why is there a lot of bad sh*t in the world?"

We put it there, with the help of ol' lucifer.
OT: Why are bananas shaped the way they are?
Or,
How many years has the earth existed?

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 02:33 AM

i know i shouldn't eat thee..

 

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#56

Posted 26 August 2014 - 02:56 AM Edited by Xavierr, 26 August 2014 - 03:36 AM.

If I met the Christian god id be angry and confused, ask him why he didn't come fix all the bullsh*t on Earth before I started struggling with my faith and had to do 6 months worth of research on what exactly God is ..

Then I'd be even angrier, because the Christian god would probably send me to hell for not believing in the bible.

If I met my own personal version of God though, I think my mind would be too busy experiencing a mixture of emotions ( mainly happiness, confusion, humility, love, and awe) for me to be able to say anything.

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#57

Posted 26 August 2014 - 02:57 AM

I want him to say "well done, my good and faithful servant"


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#58

Posted 26 August 2014 - 06:10 AM

"Lord! I am so glad to finally see you! Thank you for saving me. Thank you."

I would proceed to bow at His feet and weep at His benevolence & almighty love.

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#59

Posted 26 August 2014 - 06:26 AM Edited by Joe Chip, 26 August 2014 - 05:45 PM.

A couple days I had a dream that I had to take a picture of Universetwisters for a photography class. I scrolled through a thread and found one of his pictures of himself, and typed out "freeze!" and then took a picture. After that I tried to send him a daisy and a thank-you note using a matter transporter, but then I remembered that those haven't been invented yet, and it didn't work. :(

 

Get out of my head!  :angry:

 

Lol, how did this get here? Wrong topic!

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Posted 26 August 2014 - 06:30 AM Edited by ObsydianRaven, 26 August 2014 - 06:36 AM.

I'd probably tear his head off and put it on my head then say: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

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