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Sheelamariner
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#1

Posted 21 August 2014 - 09:10 AM

What is your first word&request if you see god face to face........


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Posted 21 August 2014 - 09:11 AM

You're not real.

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 09:13 AM Edited by gtamann123, 21 August 2014 - 09:21 AM.

Should have never tried that meth

Or even better yet: Why wasn't I miscarried?

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 09:13 AM

You're not real.

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#5

Posted 21 August 2014 - 09:14 AM

I'd laugh like that too...

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 09:18 AM

yo wassup ma homie


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Posted 21 August 2014 - 09:21 AM

I'm sorry m'am, they made me do it.

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 10:15 AM Edited by Slave Boy, 21 August 2014 - 11:52 AM.

I have seen her already.
She said:Worship and obey me forever!
I said:Yes.

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 10:20 AM Edited by Edwin, 21 August 2014 - 10:24 AM.

Gangsta rap made me do it.

Is probably ask him if there's Wi-Fi in heaven, and of so, can I play online in heaven, and of yes, where is the nearest high-end PC or Console?
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Posted 21 August 2014 - 10:24 AM

You're not real.

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 10:32 AM

Why do I exist?

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 11:30 AM

My first question would be "if you're so f*cking benevolent and all powerful, why do you treat us with such contempt?"

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#13

Posted 21 August 2014 - 11:39 AM

"hi,thanks" 

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 11:40 AM Edited by Joe Chip, 21 August 2014 - 11:41 AM.

If he's a cutie I'd ask him just how much he loves me. :) ;)

 

I'd probably feel like I was in the presence of something great. I might even get all emotional and tear up or something. No requests, maybe I'd ask him/her about whether I'm living to the potential s/he wanted me to. And of course, thankyou for giving me the opportunity, like above said. :)


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Posted 21 August 2014 - 11:49 AM

So about those heists...
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Posted 21 August 2014 - 11:51 AM

I'd say "Wow, you do exist!" and then....
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#17

Posted 21 August 2014 - 11:55 AM

Which one of you is the right you?

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#18

Posted 21 August 2014 - 12:16 PM

Either way is fine for me.


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Posted 21 August 2014 - 12:21 PM

I got different lines depending on whether God is white, black, asian, or hispanic..

I'd say "Wow, you do exist!" and then....
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'.... cause Stone Cold said so!'
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#20

Posted 21 August 2014 - 12:24 PM

Me:"Hello and goodbye!"
*jumps down*
Me on the way down:"You're a phony!!!"
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Posted 21 August 2014 - 01:02 PM

Me:"Hello and goodbye!"
*jumps down*
Me on the way down:"You're a phony!!!"


*lightning strike*

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#22

Posted 21 August 2014 - 01:24 PM

"Why did you make people so stupid?"

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#23

Posted 21 August 2014 - 01:26 PM

"Why is there a lot of bad sh*t in the world?"

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 03:19 AM Edited by Crazyeighties, 22 August 2014 - 04:14 AM.

I would ask him why, then beg forgiveness for past transgressions

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 03:25 AM Edited by im_stoned, 22 August 2014 - 03:26 AM.

Why did you put me on a planet full of assholes and worthless sacks of sh*t ! you KNOW I'm better than them so why did you subject me to that cruel and unusual punishment ?   

 

He'd than reveal I murdered tons of people in a past life and done a lot of sick sh*t and this was my punishment !

 

I'd respond ''we'll f*ck me that's explains everything''

 

God : '' yep'' pushes button

 

The next thing I know i'm in hell and the devils greating me with a smile and we shake hands and smoke bongs together and we discuss how to make more room for the millions of people who'll be joining us very, very soon !

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 03:42 AM

Why did you put me on a planet full of assholes and worthless sacks of sh*t ! you KNOW I'm better than them so why did you subject me to that cruel and unusual punishment ?  

 

2 cool 4 me.

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 03:47 AM

Why did you put me on a planet full of assholes and worthless sacks of sh*t ! you KNOW I'm better than them so why did you subject me to that cruel and unusual punishment ?   

 

He'd than reveal I murdered tons of people in a past life and done a lot of sick sh*t and this was my punishment !

 

I'd respond ''we'll f*ck me that's explains everything''

 

God : '' yep'' pushes button

 

The next thing I know i'm in hell and the devils greating me with a smile and we shake hands and smoke bongs together and we discuss how to make more room for the millions of people who'll be joining us very, very soon !

I don't mean to be rude, but you're f*cking stupid.

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 03:50 AM Edited by Yolo Swaggins, 22 August 2014 - 03:50 AM.

"When did humans first discover anal sex?"

"Did the prehistoric peoples and neanderthals ever carve their own dildos?"

"My friend at school with the fedora says you're not real."

"If I lined up all of my poops ever made from end to end in a straight line, how long would that line be?"

 

There's just so much to learn about the universe.

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#29

Posted 22 August 2014 - 04:15 AM

"bro, do you know where i can score some weed.. i don't have any contacts up here"

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#30

Posted 22 August 2014 - 04:49 AM

I wouldn't know because it's a hard thing to think about.





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