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Detective Phelps
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Posted 22 November 2014 - 03:31 PM

"Yeah, not safe for work, eh? You know, my son's computer runs into the same kind of problems."


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#122

Posted 23 November 2014 - 04:25 PM

"You and I are gonna have an arrangement. I'm gonna arrange your f*ckin' funeral!"


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#123

Posted 23 November 2014 - 04:40 PM Edited by elias7001, 23 November 2014 - 04:41 PM.

-Claude

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Posted 23 November 2014 - 06:12 PM Edited by IanE55, 23 November 2014 - 06:28 PM.

Roman: "Niko, you wanna go on a date? Come on, what is wrong with you?"
Niko: "Eh, okay... who is she?"
Roman: "That's the thing, it's a guy."
Niko: "f*ck you."

-Out of the Closet

"I cannot believe it, my bike was stolen last week. I went shopping at my local pharmacy for some organic cat litter... I don't have a cat, I just don't believe in natural water rights so I use it myself, its pretty free. Anyway, the bike, I was gone for like an hour or so, I come back, the bike, gone. And before you ask, no it was not a fixie, I'm not a cliche, don't be ridiculous. It was a penny farthing, that is a bike with meaning."

-DJ George on Radio Mirror Park
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#125

Posted 14 March 2015 - 09:25 PM Edited by Majestic81, 14 March 2015 - 09:35 PM.

Johnny shouting when drunk is priceless.

 

"I bet your mom has four f*cking legs!"

"Im white trash with drink inside of me, what do you expect?"

"Can you stand where i could hit you?"

"I dont remember what im angry about, but im real f*cking angry!"

 

His attitude was cool.

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#126

Posted 14 March 2015 - 10:48 PM

Trevor - "Hey, you wanna expedite the situation, then come...f*cking...find...me! Vespucci Beach, you inbred..hillbilly f*ck!" 


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#127

Posted 15 March 2015 - 10:24 AM

"My mother`s my sister!"


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#128

Posted 15 March 2015 - 11:25 AM

"Does the pope sh*t in the woods?" - CJ

"What is my trade, Roman? What am I good at? I deal with death because that's the only thing open to me" - Niko

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#129

Posted 15 March 2015 - 12:09 PM

"Hands on heads, or brains on streets. It's your choice.".

"Hey! What's going on back there? Playing with Mr Spankey?".

 

Random LCPD Officer, 2008.


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#130

Posted 15 March 2015 - 01:31 PM

"No one else is that small, I fell sorry for your dad" - the employee at the well stacked pizza on the mission Ryder.

It is obviously a reference to this scene at 1:28.
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#131

Posted 15 March 2015 - 02:18 PM

''John, John. Ashley sends her love, yeah''

''You've got to give that girl another chance, you know. You kids are perfect for each other.''

 

''Thanks for the advice, Ray. I was thinking the same thing about you and a coffin.''

 

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''Get in the car, useless'' 

 

- Tommy Vercetti to random goon.

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#132

Posted 16 March 2015 - 12:06 PM

"You, are typical Liberty City as*hole!" Niko Bellic.

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#133

Posted 21 March 2015 - 01:32 AM

"Shut up, Brian"

Smartest thing Billy ever said.
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#134

Posted 25 March 2015 - 08:26 PM

"Alright, more crap to wipe up. What did I do wrong in a past life?"

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#135

Posted 25 March 2015 - 08:28 PM

"It's just up the road, I'll let you know when we're there."

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#136

Posted 28 March 2015 - 03:58 AM

"Look, you wanna do something other than just shadowing me everywhere? Why don't you come along and show me if you are any use." 

- Tommy Vercetti to Lance Vance

 

"It's 'cause I'm to intelligent for this s**t, man." 

- Ryder to Carl Johnson.

 

"When I say 'Just Business', I mean that I love you! When I say I interested no more, I mean that I long for you! And when I say I missed you-!"

- Catalina annoying Carl.

 

"Hell Yeah! There's no stopping me now! Liberty City... goodbye and good riddance."

- Mike

 

 


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#137

Posted 31 March 2015 - 04:47 PM

"Every dog has it's day." - Uncle Leone

 

 

"I see nothing but good things for you, my boy." from Salvatore Leone is easily the most memorable quote of the entire series.

These two have always stuck out to me.





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