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Nicolas Chiribelo
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#1

Posted 17 August 2014 - 07:10 AM

Title says all.

 

Before creating this I tried searching other threads about funny or legendary quotes, and found some ones but each one encompassing phrases from a specific game. And this, with no replies.

 

So, here we go.

 

"Morality is what I say it's right, and in-morality is what I say it's wrong. You gotta understand this."

Man, I'll never forget that one.


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Posted 17 August 2014 - 07:13 AM Edited by TheGoodSgtScooter, 17 August 2014 - 07:18 AM.

It's the last dance for Lance Vance!

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 07:39 AM

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 07:47 AM Edited by Mr_Leone, 17 August 2014 - 07:47 AM.

Let's teach these would be tough guys what it means to be a tough guy!

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 08:07 AM

You forgot a thousand things everyday, make sure this quote isn't one of them.

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 08:09 AM

And Remember! Respect is everything!

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 10:01 AM

"Hallelujah! Another soul saved!"
and
"Damnation! No donation, no salvation!"
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Posted 17 August 2014 - 10:05 AM

"I see nothing but good things for you, my boy." from Salvatore Leone is easily the most memorable quote of the entire series.

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 10:15 AM

Anything said in GTA 3's Chatterbox, when Lazlow was the Man.

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 10:21 AM

"Same things make us laugh, make us cry." - Big Smoke

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 10:45 AM

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 10:49 AM

Umberto: You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman? You got on panties like a woman too, huh?
Tommy: What you got against women? You prefer men, big boy?
Umberto: I like women! I like all women! I love my mother, chico!
Tommy: Alright, alright, I'll take your word for it. Relax.
Umberto: Can you drive, amigo?
Tommy: Yeah... like a woman.
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Posted 17 August 2014 - 11:29 AM

Cousin! Let's go bowling!
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Posted 17 August 2014 - 11:33 AM

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 11:34 AM

Anything Niko said, really.

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 11:44 AM

"Nobody does whatever they want, Umberto - they do what you let them do."

"Who the hell does this guy think he is? Now I gotta dress like a chump as well as hang out with him? I *like* this shirt."

"Dumb - Florida - Morons."

"The more we learn now, the less we have to learn when we take this town over!"

"The last thing I needed was this. Maybe the last thing I needed was an enema, but this comes close."

 

- The wit and wisdom of Tommy Vercetti.

 

"If it wasn't me, it would just be somebody else. So it might as well be me."

 

- Jon Gravelli.

 

"I manage to avoid prison and I'm still ass to cock with a dude."

 

- Billy Grey.

 

"I went into a situation full of optimism, full of naivete. I got burnt. Look at me: like smack on a f*cking spoon."

 

- Derrick McReary.

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 12:01 PM

'Does the pope sh*t in the woods?'
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Posted 17 August 2014 - 12:03 PM

"bitch"

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 12:35 PM

Tommy: Is this me?
Guy: Nice ass baby!
 
8-Ball: I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother.
 
Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.  :lol:

 

Michael: You, Trevor, are the proto-hipster!

 

And not many people will mention this one, but I think it was the funniest thing Franklin said.

 

Franklin: Ain't you a bit young for the pipe, slippers, and starin' at a f*ckin' sunset?

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 12:41 PM

"Mmmmm..Nice bike"

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 01:04 PM Edited by WildBrick142, 17 August 2014 - 01:04 PM.

"..." - Claude

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 01:46 PM

"Grove Street. Home. Atleast it was before i f...ed everything up."

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 02:20 PM

Vlad:You know for dumb yokel you really funny guy. Niko:Yes and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
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Posted 17 August 2014 - 02:26 PM

My mother's my sister.

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 03:35 PM

And not many people will mention this one, but I think it was the funniest thing Franklin said.

 

Franklin: Ain't you a bit young for the pipe, slippers, and starin' at a f*ckin' sunset?

 

I think that whole conversation was pretty damn great and really nicely acted from Ned Luke.

 

"I guess I never saw myself as just a f*cking pest."

"Then today's lesson is all about humility. Tomorrow we'll try a training montage."

"Training what?"

 

and

 

"Maybe I'm here because I'm just an idiot who thinks that imported palm trees are a good substitute for not really knowing what the f*ck you're doing on this earth."

 

And it seems I'm one of the few who liked Lamar, so...

 

"Your auntie Denise, with all dat ass, nigga, she got ass."

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 05:56 PM

This is what the dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for. - Niko bellic
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Posted 17 August 2014 - 06:07 PM

"Every dog has it's day." - Uncle Leone


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Posted 17 August 2014 - 06:08 PM

Anything from VCPR's Pressing Issues with Maurice Chavez

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 06:15 PM Edited by Johnny_D, 17 August 2014 - 06:15 PM.

Sonny: So Tommy, what was the big plan? You think I was gonna take the fake cash, save face, and walk away with my tail between my legs? 

Tommy: No. I just wanted to piss you off before I killed you.

 

Not technically a sentence quote, but sure is definition of manliness, this is why I love Vice City.  

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 06:25 PM

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