"Nobody does whatever they want, Umberto - they do what you let them do."
"Who the hell does this guy think he is? Now I gotta dress like a chump as well as hang out with him? I *like* this shirt."
"Dumb - Florida - Morons."
"The more we learn now, the less we have to learn when we take this town over!"
"The last thing I needed was this. Maybe the last thing I needed was an enema, but this comes close."
- The wit and wisdom of Tommy Vercetti.
"If it wasn't me, it would just be somebody else. So it might as well be me."
- Jon Gravelli.
"I manage to avoid prison and I'm still ass to cock with a dude."
- Billy Grey.
"I went into a situation full of optimism, full of naivete. I got burnt. Look at me: like smack on a f*cking spoon."
- Derrick McReary.