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MythicRare
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#151

Posted 17 August 2014 - 07:16 PM

An FIB agent.


ShinobiFixer
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#152

Posted 17 August 2014 - 08:04 PM Edited by ShinobiFixer, 17 August 2014 - 08:06 PM.

I would be a career criminal, working for the locksmith shop in Davis.  A real professional safe cracker that specialized in getting behind anything locked.  I'd be a professional thief stealing vehicles with lock pick tools instead of breaking the damn glass with my fist or elbow.  I'd also work with a heist crew, specializing in diamonds and mansion home invasions in Vinewood, as well as banks.  

 

^That is what Grand Theft Auto should've been about instead of golf, tennis, yoga, skydiving, and f*ck all.  F*CK YOU ROCKSTAR.


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#153

Posted 17 August 2014 - 08:27 PM

I'm just gonna work a hot dog cart down at the beach.  Hang around on the beach all day, eat hot dogs, stare at all of the vapid Los Santos bimbos.

Plus, look at these prices. 

 

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$5 for a hot dog?!  That's almost all profit.

Making It at the Beach


MarcusDaze
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#154

Posted 17 August 2014 - 08:31 PM

Grand Prix racer


XGamerz808
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#155

Posted 17 August 2014 - 08:38 PM

I wanna be a LSC mechanic, but I'd go broke with people trying to sell me the same Zentorno every 5 minutes...

It's settled, I'll be a Mors Mutual agent

Dinlee
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#156

Posted 17 August 2014 - 08:52 PM

Taxi Driver


bossofzeeland
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#157

Posted 17 August 2014 - 08:53 PM

i would love to be a mugger :3. 


Ishan826
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#158

Posted 17 August 2014 - 08:55 PM

Drug Dealer.

"Ever heard of Martin Madrazo? The Mexican drug lord?"

TCA
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#159

Posted 17 August 2014 - 09:31 PM

Not sure, will there be free chocolate pudding?


livejoker
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#160

Posted 17 August 2014 - 09:45 PM

Probably a guide to Mt.Chiliad. Here would be my schedule:

9:00 AM - Go to Paleto Bay ski lift which is a 3 minute drive from my house.

9:30 AM - Look over climbing vehicle and prepare to meet first group. Climbing vehicles consists of 4-door Sandking's with harnesses in the bed for people to sit safely in. Some days 2 Sandking's go on a tour, other days only one 1 goes.

10:00 AM - Set off on left side of Mt.Chiliad trail (starting at the logging facility) with first group. Stop at multiple points for pictures.

10:40 AM - Arrive at peak, spend 30 minutes at the top (leaving at 11:10 AM).

11:40 AM - First group arrives back at ski lift. 20 minutes left to look over vehicle (safety first!).

12:00 PM - Lunch break with co-workers.

12:40 PM - Meet second group.

1:00 PM - Set off once again up Mt.Chiliad, taking the same time as before to reach the top.

1:40 PM - Once again, spend 30 minutes looking at the surrounding landscapes.

2:40 PM - Second group comes back to the ski lift. Spend 20 minutes looking over vehicle and making it clean for tomorrow.

3:00 PM - Bicycle tours starts with two groups going around the small trails at the bottom of the mountain.

4:00 PM - Come back to ski lift, workers and customers having supper. Spend last hour meeting customers and asking them about their day.

5:00 PM - Drive back home and look up at Mt.Chiliad from my window..

LATER THAT NIGHT.....

*ring ring*
Get a phone call in the middle of the night. Wake up, disgruntled, confused. What? You can't be serious!
Little Timmy is still up on the mountain!


IamCourtney
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#161

Posted 17 August 2014 - 09:47 PM

I like to think my character got into her professional criminal career to avoid having to make a living doing something as uninteresting and tiresome as my actual job.

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reform
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#162

Posted 17 August 2014 - 09:50 PM Edited by reform, 17 August 2014 - 09:52 PM.

Stripper

 

Or maybe an archaeologist.


SpidersWeb
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#163

Posted 17 August 2014 - 09:50 PM Edited by SpidersWeb, 17 August 2014 - 09:51 PM.

Gynecologist


Testarossa
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#164

Posted 17 August 2014 - 09:51 PM

Chaffeur.


Troye
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#165

Posted 17 August 2014 - 09:53 PM

I would probably be a cop or an EMT. 


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#166

Posted 17 August 2014 - 09:55 PM Edited by Cudwieser, 17 August 2014 - 09:56 PM.

Come on you lazy wannabies. Put the effort into hard grind, even if it is illegal. They should make modding the game a career. ;) :)

 

In all seriousness though a security guard or bouncer at various offices and clubs. Will give you after hours access to a lot of property.

 

Out of curiosity, what would be the criminal slant to all the careers mentioned in this thread? Be inventive.

 

Also try being a gruppe sechs van driver.

 

 

Gynecologist

c*nt :)


IamCourtney
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#167

Posted 17 August 2014 - 10:00 PM

I would actually love Love LOVE if R* added taxi/paramedic/vigilante/courier missions to Freemode. Having a semi-legit way to earn a lil cash would be a ton of fun and add some desperately needed variety.


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#168

Posted 17 August 2014 - 10:47 PM

Mogul.
Entertainment Company out of Richards Majestic.
Silent Partner in 5 Medical Marijuana spots around San Andreas, 3 in Los Santos and 2 in San Fierro.
Minority Owner of the San Fierro 69ers.

I piss capitalism.

WhosYu
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#169

Posted 18 August 2014 - 12:21 AM

I would be the owner of Dynasty 8.

Overpricing properties since 1971!

trhacker01
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#170

Posted 18 August 2014 - 12:44 AM

Minister- somebody's got to do all these funerals

Phorkz
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#171

Posted 18 August 2014 - 12:56 AM

Hooker maintenance guy


bigjgibbs
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#172

Posted 18 August 2014 - 01:16 AM

Drive bucket truck and work on power lines like irl
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VinnyIrish
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#173

Posted 18 August 2014 - 01:32 AM

Work for Martin Madrazo. Date Nikki the stripper. Thats the life for my character

LieutenantLoserz
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#174

Posted 18 August 2014 - 12:55 PM

i would love to be a mugger :3. 


Better have life insurance

HiddenStreet
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#175

Posted 18 August 2014 - 01:15 PM

Lifeguard. Or a deep sea fisher.




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