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#1

Posted 05 August 2014 - 01:56 PM Edited by AlienTwo, 05 August 2014 - 01:57 PM.

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After a long hard day of Rooftop Rumble I like to relax in my near-perfect Paleto Bay home.  "Near-perfect?  AlienTwo, with all Paleto Bay has to offer why on earth would you say near-perfect?"

 

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There is no weed. 

 

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No joints, no pipe, no bong... no vaporizer, nothing.  The plebs in the 2 car garage apartments can smoke pot to their hearts desire, so can the rich fart-sniffers in the 10 car pads.  Us normal-joes get nothing.  This is a true crime against humanity...

 

Who's with me?? I don't want to be forced into alcoholism.

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 01:57 PM

I'm guessing you also have multiple super cars that all look genericly nasty?
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Posted 05 August 2014 - 01:59 PM

Because suburban normal-joes are usually alcoholics, not stoners.

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 02:00 PM Edited by AlienTwo, 05 August 2014 - 02:00 PM.

All my buddies are suburban normal-joes.  We smoke the pot. Let me do it in Paleto!

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 02:05 PM

low end aparts: beer and bong

mid level: whisky and beer

high end: wine, bong, whisky, green juice

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 02:06 PM

I would trade the beer for weed, given the choice.  Or... they could just add a bong to the coffee table.

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 02:47 PM

low end aparts: beer and bong
mid level: whisky and beer
high end: wine, bong, whisky, green juice

Mansions:wine,bong,whisky,green juice,cocaine(think tony montana)
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Posted 05 August 2014 - 02:52 PM

The lower end houses in paleto have a bong; Once I saw 0232 Paleto Boulevard I haven't moved out since.
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Posted 05 August 2014 - 02:53 PM Edited by AlienTwo, 05 August 2014 - 02:54 PM.

The lower end houses in paleto have a bong; Once I saw 0232 Paleto Boulevard I haven't moved out since.

I don't want to have to downgrade to get a bong. F*ck, I'll even pay $10000 for a small bubbler.

 

I do like your flag, though.

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 02:55 PM

It only gets grown not too far from your house lol
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Posted 05 August 2014 - 02:55 PM Edited by Hyperglide, 05 August 2014 - 02:56 PM.

Just smoke a Redwood and calm down then if you're that mad about it and need to put something phallic in your mouff.  

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 03:00 PM

Smoke actual weed instead. Problem solved

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 03:01 PM

Who needs weed when you have green juice?I think of green juice as blended weed instead of kale.
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Posted 05 August 2014 - 03:03 PM

Who needs weed when you have green juice?I think of green juice as blended weed instead of kale.

Never thought of it that way... let me go grab my glass of gre- eh?  Damnit, my home is missing one of those too.

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 03:07 PM

Go on beach at night. Stand near fire. Calm yourself.
Drink a couple of beers. Smoke a cigarette.
Look up and slowly turn the camera.
Listen to Breathing Universe above you. Look up and gaze unto millions of stars drawing traces in dark sky.
Enjoy the moment.
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Posted 05 August 2014 - 03:08 PM

Go on beach at night. Stand near fire. Calm yourself.
Drink a couple of beers. Smoke a cigarette.
Look up and slowly turn the camera.
Listen to Breathing Universe above you. Look up and gaze unto millions of stars drawing traces in dark sky.
Enjoy the moment.

Damn... that sound so fine, so nice....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

especially if I was high.

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 03:12 PM

Go on beach at night. Stand near fire. Calm yourself.
Drink a couple of beers. Smoke a cigarette.
Look up and slowly turn the camera.
Listen to Breathing Universe above you. Look up and gaze unto millions of stars drawing traces in dark sky.
Enjoy the moment.


Then wake up as your getting passed about at the dinner table in the altruist camp
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Posted 05 August 2014 - 03:13 PM

I prefer to stay away from the bongs in the apartments. I quit in real life, and using the bong in the game would just make me feel like using in real life.

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 03:15 PM

Come to LS! Live the high life! It's all the weed you can get over here

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 03:49 PM

Come to LS! Live the high life! It's all the weed you can get over here

I hate the noise, the filth, the general atmosphere.  I still own a condo in Tinsel Towers, but I call Paleto Bay my home.  And I want to get high!

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#21

Posted 05 August 2014 - 03:51 PM

PB is crackhead country.

Good luck finding decent herb in that environment. Ha. :)
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Posted 05 August 2014 - 03:53 PM

PB is crackhead country.

Good luck finding decent herb in that environment. Ha. :)


Yeah, a methpipe is required here
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Posted 05 August 2014 - 03:59 PM

I prefer to stay away from the bongs in the apartments. I quit in real life, and using the bong in the game would just make me feel like using in real life.


I did the same avoiding the alcohol in game after I quit in real life.
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Posted 05 August 2014 - 04:02 PM

I read this thread expecting the Mayor of Paleto Bay to chime in. WTF, dude?

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 04:05 PM Edited by AlienTwo, 05 August 2014 - 04:05 PM.

I read this thread expecting the Mayor of Paleto Bay to chime in. WTF, dude?

The future Mayor of Paleto Bay made the thread. :alien:

 

 

PB is crackhead country.

Good luck finding decent herb in that environment. Ha. :)

I'll bring the industry if they bring the pipe.

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 04:05 PM

Ya that's why I stay in Eclipse.

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 04:06 PM

Smoking doesn't do anything for you except blur the screen up, it's not really that big of a deal that it's not in the mid tier apartments, in my opinion.


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Posted 05 August 2014 - 04:06 PM

Ya that's why I stay in Eclipse.

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 04:10 PM

Well, look at the bright side.  It seems there's a bottle of lotion on the coffee table.  You know what to do.

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 04:11 PM

That's the only gripe I have living in paleto.. Nobody has any sticky icky :(

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