Vapid, diverse? HA! If full of a bunch of run of the mill looking vehicles with decent performance at best.
Lets have a look see...
If i missed a few it doesn;t really matter.. i have proven my point.
To counterpoint that:
Although the ugliest, the Dominator has the best performance out of all the muscle cars. Do I like it? No, but it's the truth. Slides all over the road? Yeah, sure, just like majority of the cars in GTA. All it needs is a veteran player behind the wheel, or someone decent at driving in general.
The Blade is sexy. Boxy, a little, but nevertheless really really sexy. If you look at that, and you say that it's not saucy, then you can't say anything more about muscles.
The Hotknife in my opinion looks better with the open hood and no fenders, and may understeer but still is saucy. It's a hot rod. It's for drag racing, not drifting.
The Gauntlet is more pleasing asthetically than the Dominator, and a good car overall. Just not for me (I'm a classics guy haha).
The Buffalo, I'd say, isn't too great. It performs okay compared to both its story mode counterpart and other cars in its class. Great as a 4-seater, but not much to look at. They're seen so often that the look is boring. In real life they're even pretty common.
All the trucks suck hahaha, including the Bison. Yeah, it may hold 6 people, but it performs so bad compared to any other a more-than-four-seat vehicles. Especially at the fact that the 5th and 6th seat are easy to have friends fall out of (the reason I've sold the Dubsta 6x6, the Bodhi, and the Bison itself).
Now, the Dune Loader is a great thing. Performs well, friends can stand in the back (last time I checked)(even though it's less safe, weaponry is more available so it's joog), and looks mean overall.
As far as vans go, they all look the same. The only one that looks different is the Paradise, and that's only due to its livery haha.
The Bullet's an alright car. Pretty good, being generous. Not the fastest in it's class for sure, but it's "better" than most cars in the game.
Peyote is G, slow but smooth, cool to handle, visually orgasmic, and fun to drive by with.
The Rat Loader is steez on wheels, and it's cool to drive if you can handle it.
The Banshee, again, is eh. Maybe if you like cars like that. Performs well, but again, only eh.