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Posted 26 July 2014 - 02:22 PM

Thank you GTA forums for distracting me last night to keep from getting nervous. It was much better to be arguing about tanks and jets and nonsense like that than worrying about what to do if my fiance's gangbanger cousins show up. Or if our families will get along. Most don't speak the same language.

If anybody else is getting married soon, the night before you should spend smoking a little weed, play gta, read forums during loading screens. Way more relaxing than strippers.
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Posted 26 July 2014 - 02:27 PM

If anybody else is getting married soon, the night before you should spend smoking a little weed, play gta, read forums during loading screens. Way more relaxing than strippers.

 

Or you could focus on marrying your girlfriend and making her happy on wedding day and plan for your future like a responsible adult.

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 02:37 PM

You're right. I'll probably f*ck up now and forget to say "I do." If only I hadn't smoked that joint!!!
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Posted 26 July 2014 - 02:39 PM

Congrats amigo! Hope your marriage doesn't end up in a messy divorce where she gets everything and you end up shooting yourself in a dingy motel room somewhere outside of Knoxville!
 
But seriously, congrats on the marriage!

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 02:41 PM

Hope your marriage doesn't end up in a messy divorce where she gets everything and you end up shooting yourself in a dingy motel room somewhere outside of Knoxville!
 

 

I hate when that happens.


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Posted 26 July 2014 - 02:52 PM

Let me just get this straight. You're getting married today and you've chosen to spend the time leading up to this major life event chatting with kids on a gaming forum? Sounds like bullsh*t to me.

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 02:54 PM

Whenever I have an important life changing event coming up I always talk to UT about it to calm the nerves, 

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 02:54 PM

Let me just get this straight. You're getting married today and you've chosen to spend the time leading up to this major life event chatting with kids on a gaming forum? Sounds like bullsh*t to me.

 

Should I call bullsh*t, or are you gonna call him? 


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Posted 26 July 2014 - 02:55 PM

Got him on speed dial.

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:02 PM

You spend the months leading up to the day preparing and preparing. If you're not ready by the day before, you're doing it wrong. The day before, the best thing you can do is to be distracted so that you don't feel overwhelmed.

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:05 PM

Can we get to see a picture of the lucky gal?


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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:11 PM

No way.

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:12 PM

Plot twist: OP is marrying a glory hole.

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:13 PM

Well congrats and good luck, then.

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:16 PM

No way.

 

Well ain't that a bummer.


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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:20 PM

People on the Internet can be slightly rude. No way would I put a picture of her up on a day like today. She's beautiful. But people like to try to get a rise out of you on the Internet, and insulting her picture would actually get me mad.
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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:22 PM

lol, don't know why everyone has such a hard time believing that you spent a quiet evening at home before your wedding day. What a wild, far fetched story! 

 

You say most guests between the two families don't speak the same language. May I ask where you both are from? I recently attended a wedding between an Italian and Taiwanese and it was all good fun despite a massive language barrier. Throw in a couple cocktails and everyone understands each other a little better. 

 

Congratulations :) 


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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:26 PM

This story sounds like a very real story that is not made up. Congrats!!!

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:29 PM

People on the Internet can be slightly rude. No way would I put a picture of her up on a day like today. She's beautiful. But people like to try to get a rise out of you on the Internet, and insulting her picture would actually get me mad.

 

So it sounds like you're doubting her beauty just because of some strangers on the internet?


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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:31 PM

Her family is Mexican-American and mine is Irish-American. The cultures are very similar. Big families, catholic, big drinkers. Both of our families are very friendly. I'll teach some of my family how to dance cumbia and we'll be set. During the Mexican-American war 500 Irish immigrants switched sides and fought for Mexico. So I figure its built into us to get along.

Ok. Now that I've mentioned Ireland and Mexico, cue the racist posts!

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:33 PM

Ok. Now that I've mentioned Ireland and Mexico, cue the racist posts!

 

Or we could not do that.

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:37 PM

Thanks all for the distractions! It really did help. Even these posts. Now it's time to go be a big boy! I hope everybody here has a great day whatever you do with it! If you drink, have a shot for me and say "Salud, and Slaintie." Feel free to write anything rude or nice. I'll check back hungover tomorrow morning.
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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:40 PM Edited by Danz., 26 July 2014 - 03:40 PM.

Pics from your wedding or it didn't happen.

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:40 PM Edited by EramVerdes, 26 July 2014 - 03:42 PM.

Take it from me (9th wedding anniversary soon to come and 2 kids growing fast). A lot of times I wished that both our families didn't spoke the same language, though they do it seems they don't. Sometimes I even wish the same for me and the Mrs lol 

 

Congrats and all the best (don't get too drunk today ;))!


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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:46 PM

Ok. Now that I've mentioned Ireland and Mexico, cue the racist posts!

 

What do you think this is, Stormfront?

 

 

Congrats on your wedding, and be sure to take pictures!


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Posted 26 July 2014 - 04:00 PM

 

People on the Internet can be slightly rude. No way would I put a picture of her up on a day like today. She's beautiful. But people like to try to get a rise out of you on the Internet, and insulting her picture would actually get me mad.

 

So it sounds like you're doubting her beauty just because of some strangers on the internet?

 

He could also a way to doubt him to say that what he's saying isn't actually true...


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Posted 26 July 2014 - 04:09 PM

Arrange or Love marrige if you care to tell? because some people also have arrange marriges even in this century.


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Posted 26 July 2014 - 04:50 PM Edited by johnny_zoo, 26 July 2014 - 04:50 PM.

Wow what a topic. Congrats I guess, if you're being real.

 

Only advice is don't get cold feet, love her always and make sure to inflate her correctly tomorrow. Dont want it propping over when it comes to the "I Do's"

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 04:52 PM

Her family is Mexican-American and mine is Irish-American. The cultures are very similar. Big families, catholic, big drinkers. 
 

I can attest to that...

 

Congrats btw!


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Posted 26 July 2014 - 04:54 PM Edited by ShootPeopleNotDope, 26 July 2014 - 04:56 PM.

Wow what a topic. Congrats I guess, if you're being real.

 

Only advice is don't get cold feet, love her always and make sure to inflate her correctly tomorrow. Dont want it propping over when it comes to the "I Do's"

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EDIT: I now see this was what you were implying. I need to get some sleep.

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