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thedbzcomics
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#1

Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:08 AM

As we ALL know, Heists are practically the Half Life 3 of Grand Theft Auto V right now. Though it is going to be released inevitably, it begs the question. What are we going to be expecting next that can live up to all this hype that Rockstar has caused us to believe? 
I for one think it'll be Story DLC or Map Additions. What do you think they'll delay long enough, and then release a year later causing us to complain and want it more?

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:11 AM

GTAO Map Additions.

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:12 AM

Hopscotch and kickball minigames.

 

Well, I'd bet map additions--for next gen.

Armored cars that have NOOSE in the back rather than cash.

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:15 AM

>Heists aren't out yet

>Asks for the DLCs after it

Jeez, it's not like some of us came from the future or something

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:21 AM

SANDWICHES 

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:25 AM

Realistic Steak
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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:30 AM

More heists?

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:32 AM

Unicorns.

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:33 AM Edited by Relative007, 24 July 2014 - 03:35 AM.

String, Carrot, Dangling...seems to be the R* speciality of late. 

 

Lack of an Update regarding the release of Heists or any new content for that matter is putting me and likely a lot of other people off of the game. R* chose the micro-transaction model and hand in hand with this is only releasing small Updates with re-skinned vehicles and slightly reworked Missions etc. Information on the Updates would be nice. New content runs out fast as there really is not much to the Updates. 

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:37 AM Edited by saintsrow, 24 July 2014 - 03:37 AM.

>Heists aren't out yet

>Asks for the DLCs after it

Jeez, it's not like some of us came from the future or something

True, but we can predict what is not coming next, by whatever Rockstar has promised after heists.  Things not comoing next are "a bold new direction" and "we won't be satisfied until  we've modeled the world" (said while knowing that the size of the entire city of Los Santos in GTAV is less than half the size of Compton.)   :p


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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:39 AM

There just isn't any quit in some folks on here with damn heist threads smh.
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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:46 AM

I swear heists better be the 2nd coming of Christ or end world hunger

 

OR ELSE IM GONNA BEAT MY DICK 

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:48 AM

Nothing.

 

That's why they're talk-only-no-action until now. Because Heist will be extremely hard, low payout, or else they don't get keshkurd sales.

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:53 AM

We get a subtle but obviously annoyed press release from R* that basically says  "There you go we gave you the heist now shut up and be grateful"

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:58 AM

Nothing.
 
That's why they're talk-only-no-action until now. Because Heist will be extremely hard, low payout, or else they don't get keshkurd sales.

^Ding ding ding this pretty much sums up heists all hype that will be low payout and tons of disappointment because R* ain't trying to give us money its all because them cash cards whether you like it or not. Why you think the payouts are SO low on every job in this game.

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 04:17 AM Edited by quicksixx, 24 July 2014 - 04:19 AM.

Another dead hooker glitch


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Posted 24 July 2014 - 04:28 AM

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 04:32 AM

GTA 6
Yes I believe it will take atleast 2 years until R* give us heists.
After that, GTA 6 will be around and GTA:O will receive it's map as a paid DLC.


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Posted 24 July 2014 - 04:33 AM

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Shark cards. :)

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 04:34 AM

I wonder what will happen after GTA:VI... Will we get a game after that or will they incorporate it into real life?

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#21

Posted 24 July 2014 - 04:36 AM

new heists?


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Posted 24 July 2014 - 04:37 AM

GTA 6
Yes I believe it will take atleast 2 years until R* give us heists.
After that, GTA 6 will be around and GTA:O will receive it's map as a paid DLC.

 

If there's a Bullsh*t Company Award, Rockstar would win first place. 


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Posted 24 July 2014 - 04:38 AM

Next DLC will be called "Home Invasion"  LOL


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Posted 24 July 2014 - 04:38 AM

 

GTA 6
Yes I believe it will take atleast 2 years until R* give us heists.
After that, GTA 6 will be around and GTA:O will receive it's map as a paid DLC.

 

If there's a Bullsh*t Company Award, Rockstar would win first place. 

 

No, EA

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 04:47 AM

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 06:15 AM

By the time heists are done the PS5 and Xbox Two will be out.  So I won't be playing GTA online anymore. 


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Posted 24 July 2014 - 06:20 AM

Dildo DLC.

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#28

Posted 24 July 2014 - 06:22 AM

The naivete... 

HEISTS ARE NEVER COMING

Rockstar has your pre-order cash, your cash card money, AND next-gen and PC profits coming in. They never have to work on anything ever again.


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#29

Posted 24 July 2014 - 06:24 AM Edited by funmw2, 24 July 2014 - 06:29 AM.

MerryMonkeys DLC

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Instead of getting a flare , you will get a banana .

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#30

Posted 24 July 2014 - 06:25 AM

We get tits from Jakarta, and ass from Somalia with proof :

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XD

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