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#61

Posted 23 July 2014 - 11:51 PM Edited by theadmiral, 23 July 2014 - 11:51 PM.

Wow, you haven't made a decent post in 6 f*cking months.

 

 

Go on...

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 11:51 PM

Keep watching folks, you're going to see how forum suicide is truly committed. 

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 11:55 PM

Wasn't sure if I should bring anything so I just whipped up a few burgers.
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Happy milestone.
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Posted 24 July 2014 - 12:17 AM

Do you have those in a suppository?

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 12:20 AM

Just tough it out. Everything fits if you have enough heart.
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Posted 24 July 2014 - 12:21 AM

I really want assburgers, so I'm gonna go for it.

 

Wish me luck. 

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#67

Posted 24 July 2014 - 12:25 AM

I really want assburgers

you've already got it, bro!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap!

 

you get it?

you said assburgers, but I'm implying that you have the mild autistic syndrome known as Aspergers due to the fact that the words sound so similar to each other when spoken aloud. knawmean?

 

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 12:26 AM

I don't even need to believe in God to have faith. You'll do it stu, you'll do it. Tasty assburgers.
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Posted 24 July 2014 - 12:29 AM Edited by Mr Scratch, 24 July 2014 - 11:48 AM.

I've never met someone with taste buds in their rectum. Tis a great day.

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 12:32 AM

Well, butts can take pills.. so I don't see why they wouldn't have taste buds too.

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 12:37 AM

Well, butts can take pills.. so I don't see why they wouldn't have taste buds too.


if you poor booze in your ass you get drunk quicker to with no risk of vomiting.
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Posted 24 July 2014 - 12:41 AM

That's the only way to enjoy Bud Ice, actually. It guarantees you won't have to taste it.

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 12:51 AM Edited by stu, 24 July 2014 - 12:53 AM.

if you pour booze in your ass you get drunk quicker to with no risk of vomiting.

 

I'll take a simple vomiting over my ass exploding with beer, thanks. I'm used to vomiting, it's not that bad, you just get on with it. Might be coming off a bit bulimic here. But what I'm not used to is beer suddenly gushing out my ass like a sh*tty alcoholic fountain. We've all seen the youtube videos: beer goes in, and then beer comes back out, with interest. 

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 12:58 AM

That's the only way to enjoy Bud Ice, actually. It guarantees you won't have to taste it.

Oh man, just laughed pretty good on that one. True f*cking story. :^:

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 01:04 AM

Well, butts can take pills.. so I don't see why they wouldn't have taste buds too.

 

Those taste buds are actually hemorrhoids. 

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 01:17 AM

 

Well, butts can take pills.. so I don't see why they wouldn't have taste buds too.


if you poor booze in your ass you get drunk quicker to with no risk of vomiting.

 

I invented the 'squat, clench, headstand' method. It's good to see the information is being passed on.

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 01:36 AM Edited by frankenstein107, 24 July 2014 - 01:37 AM.

Aw, man, just as I got over the fact that Gaddafi got stabbed in the ass with a bayonet before his death.

 

 

Congrats tho, bro.

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 04:21 AM Edited by Shoumic, 24 July 2014 - 04:23 AM.

Shoumic shoez

You like my shoez uh?

 

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HERE'S ONE FOR YOUR STUPID MILESTONE AND HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FOR REASONS.

 

jk bruh <3 you, happy milestone and everything! :colgate:

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 01:07 PM

This thread is funny s*it.  :lol:

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 01:17 PM

I do not post much here but congrats! Who wants an anal bicycle?It is directly imported from Japan and with a slight modification it can be an anal penetrator instead of a normal orgasm bicycle.
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Posted 24 July 2014 - 01:22 PM

I was going to say congrats but seeing as I got no respect then f*ck this dutch fool. :pp

 

Plus is Nycki dead in real life or did you just mean on the forums etc?

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 01:31 PM Edited by FRA1Z3R, 24 July 2014 - 01:34 PM.

Do you have those in a suppository?

there is always Intero-rectogestion...

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:19 PM Edited by Danz., 24 July 2014 - 03:28 PM.

Wow.
 
Seriously, f*ck this thread. And f*ck anyone who seriously thinks this is funny.


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Apply generously to the damaged area. :^:

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Congrats Johnny! Such an original way to celebrate a milestone.
 

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 05:11 PM

I was disappointed that the anal penetrating chair ended up being a joke, I wanted to purchase one for myself.  :cry:

 

Ahaaa well see good sir, you're prayers have been answered, that story is actually true hurr hurr

 

http://www.weirdasia...air-kills-teen/

 

I was going to say congrats but seeing as I got no respect then f*ck this dutch fool. :pp

 

Plus is Nycki dead in real life or did you just mean on the forums etc?

 

Oh dear god, only in a GTAF/IRC kinda way of course.

And for the record, up your's Hodgey to all ya bunch of wheelybin shaggers over there across the pond :D See ya around :^:

 

 

 

CARRY ON FOLKS THANKS FOR THE CONGA RATS AND WHATNOT

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#85

Posted 24 July 2014 - 11:52 PM

Just like to say, having been on both sides of such a situation, anal rape is no joke.
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Posted 25 July 2014 - 12:07 AM

By far one of the best milestone threads i've seen. Congrats!
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#87

Posted 25 July 2014 - 01:23 AM

CONGA RATS

Conga Rats, you say? My goodness, that sounds awfully exquisite!

 

Are they rapeable? 

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Posted 25 July 2014 - 01:36 AM


CONGA RATS

Conga Rats, you say? My goodness, that sounds awfully exquisite!
 
Are they rapeable? 

get to the back of the line. I'm first

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Posted 25 July 2014 - 07:46 PM

Just like to say, having been on both sides of such a situation, anal rape is no joke.

So you got raped while you were raping someone?

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Posted 25 July 2014 - 07:47 PM

CONGA RATS

Conga Rats, you say? My goodness, that sounds awfully exquisite!

Are they rapeable?


Well just look at their sweet innocent eyes

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Is this rape material or what?
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