Chinese Boy Killed By Anal-Penetrating Chair
In China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when chair he was sitting on exploded.
Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.
The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.
The height of the chair is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurized gas. It is this that exploded.
In 2007 another chair exploded, propelling a 20cm part into the backside of a 68-year-old man. He lived.
Made in China. Buyer beware…
Woman, 19, reports being anally raped at gunpoint
A 19-year-old woman was raped at gunpoint by the side of the road, in broad daylight on Sunday, police said.
According to a preliminary report, the incident was reported to police about 12:53 a.m. in the 4800 block of Laurel Street near Wisner Playground.
Police said an unknown man sexually assaulted the victim while being held at gunpoint by a third party.
A description of the assailant wasn't available.
More information will be posted as soon as it becomes available.
Anyone with information is asked to call Crimestoppers at 504-822-1111.
New revolutionary weapon reported in ongoing war on anal rape
Researchers from the M.U.A.A.R. (Men United Against Anal Rape, NY, USA) think they have found a permanent solution to the continuing struggle against (anal) rape.
The philosophy behind this weapon has been along the lines of 'a good offense is the best defense'. And many concur. This new revolutionary tactic is found to be 98% effective against so-called 'surprise buttsex'. Researchers are now pushing to further trickle down the production costs and make it more available to the public.
But make no mistake, this product is far from finished. Many women on the test panel complained of burnt sphincters and black burn marks in their underwear. A small price to pay to prevent anal tearing from anal rape, many conclude, and the main thought here seems to be that these women should just keep their damn mouth shut and stop complaining.
Anal rape is no joke.
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Now get your free post and spizzam all you f*cking want. Then tidy up your sh*t and gtfo.
Guess i'm supposed to give a Respect list now huh.
AndyGanteks (thanks for bringing me into the Yard )
MobBG le MobertoCarlos
GreasePalms aka griss
DneroJohnson mah couzin
dice le dicito
GB aka Bob_Dole
KEWLMON aka COOLGUY aka Rewash
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and others i haven't mentioned
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Lotta hate. Bad rep. But i :3 u bro. Many funz haz been had on GTA IV, PAYDAY and GTA V.
Not to mention the Breaking Bad thread.
Now everybody have some weedcake and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out