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xXRobbie98Xx
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Posted 23 July 2014 - 10:44 AM

So whenever somebody is constantly killing you, or smart mouthing you just follow these 8 easy steps:

1)Send them a warning message saying "jokes on you, I can console ban". Expect them to not believe you.

2)Download the 'Xbox SmartGlass' app for iOS and Android.

3)'SELECT ALL' AND 'COPY' THE "CODING" BELOW:

host gt: //(ENTER USERS GAMER-TAG HERE)

suspension years: /99999999+/

j-tag id: /-182678.8979 -274639.74633//:DNS/:N/A

game file/s:"1"

/Grand Theft Auto 5/:

delete game file/s: /"Yes"

transaction date: /:(ENTER DATE HERE):
************************************************

4)Create a new message in the 'Xbox SmartGlass' app to the the person that is annoying you.

5)Paste the "coding" into the message.

6)Replace (ENTER USERS GAMER-TAG HERE) with the persons Gamer-Tag

7)Replace (ENTER DATE HERE) with a date that will be the day after you send the message.

8)Send the message!

So basically unless the person is a computer genius or knows a lot about coding then he will think its a real hack and usually spam you with messages saying "sorry please don't console ban me" or "if I apologise will you stop?". It's a great way of teaching someone a lesson or just generally pranking someone.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask!
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Posted 23 July 2014 - 11:06 AM

If you have any questions, feel free to ask!


I have a question. Did it hurt when Satan banished you from hell for being too evil?
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Posted 23 July 2014 - 12:09 PM

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xXRobbie98Xx
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Posted 23 July 2014 - 04:15 PM

If you have any questions, feel free to ask!


I have a question. Did it hurt when Satan banished you from hell for being too evil?
  

evilest.gif


Felt like stepping out of a hot shower...

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 05:09 PM

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THIS IS BIBLICAL 


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Posted 24 July 2014 - 02:16 AM

Or you can just step your game skill up and not get killed so much...

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 02:37 AM

Obviously OP is bad at the game.

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:18 AM

As a Ps3 user I have no idea what's going on in this thread.

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:24 AM Edited by maybeanotherone, 24 July 2014 - 03:24 AM.

if someone is pissing you off online...

turn off your console

breathe

now slap yourself for being a retard

kids these days have a big mouth but fragile egos

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 04:18 AM

if someone is pissing you off online...

turn off your console

breathe

now slap yourself for being a retard

kids these days have a big mouth but fragile egos

Seriously if someone is making you that mad in a Video Game that you have to resort to that, You need to set your controller down and go outside and interact with actual people


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Posted 24 July 2014 - 04:46 AM

Is it too complicated to just Find a New Session?


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Posted 24 July 2014 - 05:50 AM

can someone show what's gonna be on their screens? ps3 player here.


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Posted 24 July 2014 - 08:56 AM

kids these days have a big mouth but fragile egos

 

adding this to the nuggets of wisdom collection, kudos. 


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Posted 25 July 2014 - 05:38 AM

 

if someone is pissing you off online...

turn off your console

breathe

now slap yourself for being a retard

kids these days have a big mouth but fragile egos

Seriously if someone is making you that mad in a Video Game that you have to resort to that, You need to set your controller down and go outside and interact with actual people

 

Suggested courses of action when people piss you off in GTA Online:

1) Stab your pets. Cats, dog, fish, endangered species- It doesn't matter! You cannot conrol your anger like an average, reasonable human, so go harm something!

2) Calm the hell down and go outside. Sit in the grass, eat the damn grass, just take a breather and get off Xbox... Whew... Feel better?


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Posted 25 July 2014 - 06:19 AM

Yeah, I'm sure if I got a message like this from some kid with a gamer tag like "3V1L PWN4G3" or something, it would be about as intimidating as someone calling me and asking me if my refrigerator is running.

My solution when someone pisses me off in the game has always been to just play with some of the other thousands of people who are playing GTA Online.


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Posted 25 July 2014 - 06:53 AM

Hey OP, do you have a solution for my Nintendo?

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Posted 25 July 2014 - 07:03 AM

Too much work, I'm a PS3 gamer, Just find a new session or go passive and prance around like a princess.

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 02:01 AM

what about us ps3 users :( 


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#19

Posted 26 July 2014 - 02:05 AM

All this over a video game? Someone needs to go outside.





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