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Crunch McThornbody
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#61

Posted 23 July 2014 - 08:49 AM

When I've received the boring text insults like being called a fa**ot I often reply back (USB keyboard plugged into Xbox really helps quick replies) that they should at least come up with something original.


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#62

Posted 23 July 2014 - 10:11 AM

I always get butt hurt little white boys, calling me a ni**er, sore losers.

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#63

Posted 23 July 2014 - 10:33 AM

this topic comes up quite often, and i usually win with the message i once recieved:

 

"fat ginger f*ck"

 

i'm neither fat, nor ginger.

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#64

Posted 23 July 2014 - 10:35 AM

dickmother and asshead

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#65

Posted 23 July 2014 - 10:38 AM

got called pendejo and some other foreign words for destroying a chradder


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#66

Posted 23 July 2014 - 10:39 AM

Someone messaged me in a glitch saying " chicen" yes not chicken

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#67

Posted 23 July 2014 - 10:42 AM

got called pendejo and some other foreign words for destroying a chradder

Don't feel bad. You did the right thing by blowing it up. ;)


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#68

Posted 23 July 2014 - 12:15 PM

not much actually, but one is from PSN message, when the high life update is out, female character got new dress.

 

a guy: nice and cute

me: ?

a guy: your dress

me: ummm, and I am a guy?

a guy: yeah that's the point you fa**ot

me: go download some pron and jack off ok? 

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#69

Posted 23 July 2014 - 12:18 PM

"stupid child go masterbait"

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#70

Posted 23 July 2014 - 12:22 PM

The most memorable insults are when people call out racist people. An example of late was a black American chatting sh*t over the mic. You know the usual; 'ni**er' this and that and killing white people whilst calling them 'cracker ass motherf*ckers'. One guy spawn killed him and uttered ever so quietly over the mic: "How'd you like that, my nigga?' The guy just raged and raged and got more and more racist towards the 'white ass fools' and whatnots.

 


 

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#71

Posted 23 July 2014 - 12:29 PM

One guy said he was going to get me banned from GTA Online by tweeting me out to his 30k followers.

I lol'd.

https://twitter.com/...500824885039105

Well, whatever you did to piss him off, I take my hat off to you.

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#72

Posted 23 July 2014 - 12:38 PM Edited by AlienOne, 23 July 2014 - 12:39 PM.


One guy said he was going to get me banned from GTA Online by tweeting me out to his 30k followers.

I lol'd.

https://twitter.com/...500824885039105

Well, whatever you did to piss him off, I take my hat off to you.
Wow. To take to twitter and ask your 30,000 followers that probably couldn't care less about you to report some guy they don't even know?

facepalm

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#73

Posted 23 July 2014 - 12:43 PM

"How is this douchebag hitting me from that far away with an assault rifle? stop cheating asshole" -  Going into auto aim servers occasionally can be hilarious  :lol:

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#74

Posted 23 July 2014 - 12:43 PM

Your momma is so fat just thinking of her broke my neck.

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#75

Posted 23 July 2014 - 12:48 PM

i heard the other N-word get thrown last night

 

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#76

Posted 23 July 2014 - 01:03 PM

I kept spawn killing a girl, and after she realized her numerous hateful texts wasn't gonna stop me, she said my dick was small.

 

I then turned my ps3 off immediately. As i couldn't believe she took it there.

 

I grabbed the my trusty ruler, and did a quick, but thorough measure.

To do a thorough job though, do you measure from the base or from the balls? #pleasesayballs

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#77

Posted 23 July 2014 - 01:33 PM

I'm going to hack your account find out where you live and stab you. Haha.

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#78

Posted 23 July 2014 - 01:37 PM

One time i wasn't paying attention, i was on facebook, but i made sure i went passive before going afc.
 
Plus, i was in some sort of graffiti covered tunnel, close by the strip club.
 
Some rank 6 dickhead comes and runs me over! 
 
So i chased him down, and this dickhead goes into passive, thinking he's so smart.
 
This dumbass gets into a car. So i can't run him over. He's rank 6 remember.
 
So i sticky bomb his dumb ass until he goes inside his garage to avoid further pwnage.
 
So im still mad, so i send him a message over psn, like "come out bitch" or something like that.
 
He replies in French.
 
SO I TOOK MY ASS OVER TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE. and found out how to say "bitch" in French.
 
So i send him the same message, but in French.
 
All i could think was "yeah bitch, you gone get this insult one way or another."
 
He must have understood my message because he came out.
 
I sniped him a couple times, and he quit.
 
This wins because my insult took effort and time, lol


When somethig like this happens, i usually ask my friend to put some sticky bombs on my back and buzz the f*cker. They usually let you in, thinking they're invincible in their garages/houses, not knowing my friend outside is ready to detonate :D
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#79

Posted 23 July 2014 - 01:43 PM

One guy said he was going to get me banned from GTA Online by tweeting me out to his 30k followers.

I lol'd.

https://twitter.com/...500824885039105

I find this comment from on of Doms followers somewhat amusing 
"I hate the GTA Forums. All i see is hate from the kings of GTA YTers. I'm never going on there when I get big."

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#80

Posted 23 July 2014 - 01:54 PM

One guy said he was going to get me banned from GTA Online by tweeting me out to his 30k followers.

I lol'd.

https://twitter.com/...500824885039105

Wow you made it big this time.Looks like AlexSniperBullet is there too,gave me a good laugh.Seriously Sugar Free Nos,what did you do?Spawn kill him?Ruin his video filming?

Ontopic: Just some normal ghettoism and so far I have 1 hate mail only,guess I wasn't a big enough asshole.
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#81

Posted 23 July 2014 - 01:57 PM

Some guy yelled at me and said allahu Akbar and when no one was around me I was blown to shreds and an islamic song began to play
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#82

Posted 23 July 2014 - 02:02 PM

as you can see this is not for me because i insult all bitchs they dont , but there is insult i used to say is when some one tell me i have small dick i tell him you only seeing the half of it cuz the another half is in your mouth hahahaha you know what i mean ? thats is , thank you.

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#83

Posted 23 July 2014 - 02:36 PM

These two squeakers were arguing over who's cheese grater aaah i mean Zentorno was better. I got tired of it, turned my mic on and said "id you little sh*ts don't shut the f*ck up im gonna blow up your cars and rape you both" LOL and they went to party chat after that
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#84

Posted 23 July 2014 - 02:37 PM

One guy said he was going to get me banned from GTA Online by tweeting me out to his 30k followers.
I lol'd.
https://twitter.com/...500824885039105

LOL I wish I could kill him in a session. What a guy abusing the report system by getting his sheep followers to do the same.
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#85

Posted 23 July 2014 - 02:48 PM Edited by AiraCobra, 23 July 2014 - 03:54 PM.

 

 

One guy said he was going to get me banned from GTA Online by tweeting me out to his 30k followers.

I lol'd.

https://twitter.com/...500824885039105

Well, whatever you did to piss him off, I take my hat off to you.
Wow. To take to twitter and ask your 30,000 followers that probably couldn't care less about you to report some guy they don't even know?

facepalm

Knowing DIL & His followers i'll bet that a few probably did...

 

Spoiler

 

 

Just some normal ghettoism and so far I have 1 hate mail only,guess I wasn't a big enough asshole.
Wow you made it big this time.Looks like AlexSniperBullet is there too,gave me a good laugh.Seriously Sugar Free Nos,what did you do?Spawn kill him?Ruin his video filming?

 

He used to start crap but as soon as anyone insulted him he would run to the mods but He though it was okay for him to call people names and spam.

 

He even started a Thread in the Support Network section proposing a new rule "No Member Bashing"

 

There should be No member bashing on threads. and only be done in PM 

  • (Meaning if someone posted about me/others hacking/glitching money in the threads while the thread is about how much money you have.)

that should be consider to be Member bashing. Also known as to be targeting a member. 

 

I just want peace without having to hear from one person from the next from the next saying i'm doing this and all that. 

 

Member basing can lead to Spam, Derailing etc.

 

______________________

 

I once got an in-game SMS from some Swedish guy that translated into "Go hide yourself under something old" that really made me scratch my noggin trying to figure out what it meant.

 

If anybody can tell me the meaning behind that insult please do

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#86

Posted 23 July 2014 - 02:52 PM Edited by zSaintX, 23 July 2014 - 02:55 PM.

Some one called me racist and border crossing Mexican (that's some self-conflicting insult right there). Then I lost it when he started saying random Spanish things.

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#87

Posted 23 July 2014 - 02:55 PM

This guy last night called me a gay ninja.
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#88

Posted 23 July 2014 - 03:05 PM

My second character always gets called a tranny, i can't help that she's tall... :(

Thats them short people problems. I don't know about you but long legs=TURN ON
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#89

Posted 23 July 2014 - 03:07 PM

It's amazing how quickly the yo momma jokes stop when you tell them she's 70. Not many squeakers are into granny bukkake apparently! Lol

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#90

Posted 23 July 2014 - 03:12 PM

"stupid child go masterbait"


That's not even an insult! Lmaoo




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