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don ovdi' island
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#31

Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:18 AM

Nothing special, i get the typical F U, You little bitch, N word, pussy, etc.  Nothing creative, just dumb petty crap from losers.

 

 

  OP's signature is bad ass, tho.  Scarface FTW.

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:24 AM Edited by tonko, 23 July 2014 - 06:25 AM.

one guy said to me: i hope Daryl Dixon shoots an arrow up your ass

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:24 AM

Its the N word....ALWAYS the N word and they make sure they put alot of emphasis on the er at the end. And can't forget about f*ggot thats like everyones second favorite word to use when they are getting their ass stomped and chewed out online. In the end words are just words but once a motherf*cker puts his hands on me irl i WILL send his ass to the nearest medical facility.
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Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:24 AM

The players who ask for people's addresses so they can go kill them in real life, lol

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:32 AM

The players who ask for people's addresses so they can go kill them in real life, lol

 

Yes.  Tho no one has ever said this to me, I've seen many a people get into an argument and be like "Yeah get at me IRL bro"

 

JTFO.  Idiots.


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#36

Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:34 AM

"I'll spank you so hard your teeth will fall out."
Now I'm not one to make assumptions but I believe that he was actually trying to seduce me into bondage.

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:39 AM

One guy said he was going to get me banned from GTA Online by tweeting me out to his 30k followers.

I lol'd.

https://twitter.com/...500824885039105

You sir, are a legend.

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:40 AM

My second character always gets called a tranny, i can't help that she's tall... :(
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Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:41 AM

Its the N word....ALWAYS the N word and they make sure they put alot of emphasis on the er at the end.

I was in a very unorganized "car meet" and this player kept saying "mah n_ _ _ a" in everyone of his sentences. I swear if i got a nickle for every time he said that phrase, I'd be a millionaire.

 

my worst insult was from a sore loser who accused me of cheating and hoped my whole family gets cancer.

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:43 AM

One guy said he was going to get me banned from GTA Online by tweeting me out to his 30k followers.

I lol'd.

https://twitter.com/...500824885039105


Lol using glitch videos to amass followers then trying to scrub them and pretend he is legit, pretty pathetic.
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Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:43 AM Edited by Zorvaine, 23 July 2014 - 06:44 AM.

The strangest one I received so far:

 

A 10yr old kid once told me how he'd find me and enslave me to worship his bare feet. He kept saying how he never washes them and goes everywhere barefoot and how his toes mean more to him than life. There were other quotes which I can't remember but he went into lots of detail in a very angry voice... Quite amusing yet disturbing at the same time.  

 

All of that because I killed him 5 times since he attacked me in freeroam. 

 

Despite laughing I was like

 

 8E8F0F76-70F7-4260-B29E-9819BBD4D7A4-324

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:45 AM

Once , there was like three 8 years old kids. Then thet started killing me so i started to insulting & killing them ( yeah , very mature ) They started screaming that im indian. You know , they said that i have same accent as the store owner ( u know that brown , guy who says please come again & There goes family vacation. ) I was laughing my ass off :D
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#43

Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:46 AM

My second character always gets called a tranny, i can't help that she's tall... :(


Aww :-(

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:52 AM

i'll get the 7 digits from your mother for a doller tomorrow
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#45

Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:52 AM

worst thing i have been called is a HACKER!!  can take everthing else but when you have grinded out 1000s of missions gggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrr

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:58 AM

One time i wasn't paying attention, i was on facebook, but i made sure i went passive before going afc.

 

Plus, i was in some sort of graffiti covered tunnel, close by the strip club.

 

Some rank 6 dickhead comes and runs me over! 

 

So i chased him down, and this dickhead goes into passive, thinking he's so smart.

 

This dumbass gets into a car. So i can't run him over. He's rank 6 remember.

 

So i sticky bomb his dumb ass until he goes inside his garage to avoid further pwnage.

 

So im still mad, so i send him a message over psn, like "come out bitch" or something like that.

 

He replies in French.

 

SO I TOOK MY ASS OVER TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE. and found out how to say "bitch" in French.

 

So i send him the same message, but in French.

 

All i could think was "yeah bitch, you gone get this insult one way or another."

 

He must have understood my message because he came out.

 

I sniped him a couple times, and he quit.

 

This wins because my insult took effort and time, lol

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 07:00 AM

I get the typical insults that everybody knows and loves. Things like "Go chop your dick off" or "Go f*ck your mother". I even got told one time "Go suck a fart out of a horse's ass"  There's those people that would say "I'll report you" but I haven't met one in a while.

The best lobbies though are ones filled with those guys that are "gangstas". I swear, I joined a lobby, there was only two white people. Me being one, the other was some squeaker. So as expected, everybody else went after him, because he was screaming. All I heard was "Yo nigga, get this sonuvabitch" or "Calm down mah nigga" It was pretty priceless.

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#48

Posted 23 July 2014 - 07:10 AM

I was once called an abo-fuçker.
I was appalled.


That sounds bloody horrific mate. I don't think my weak heart could take THAT :-O

Bahahahahahaha

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 07:15 AM

I once got told to shove a pogo stick up my rear. I chuckled at that remark.
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Posted 23 July 2014 - 07:21 AM

Some British - American dude once got so mad on me, that he claimed my country to be nuked. That mad bitch ass trick f*cking called me all kinds of bad things.

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#51

Posted 23 July 2014 - 07:28 AM

Some guy in the alley of the ghetto called my female character a douche whore. 


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Posted 23 July 2014 - 07:34 AM Edited by SeberHusky, 23 July 2014 - 07:35 AM.

"harry potter lookin white f*cker" from these black kids that had just graduated 6th grade (they were telling their stories to each other on the mic, even though they were broadcasting it publicly) and were having a "gang race", where  the leader's two henchmen were hanging back and keeping the other racers from passing.

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 07:38 AM

One guy said he was going to get me banned from GTA Online by tweeting me out to his 30k followers.

I lol'd.

https://twitter.com/...500824885039105


WTFFF!!!!

the butthurt was massive hahaha

good job mate!
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Posted 23 July 2014 - 08:04 AM Edited by SeberHusky, 23 July 2014 - 08:06 AM.

lmao

 

SugarFreeNOS just likes to f*ck around with people, everyone always falls for his traps.


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#55

Posted 23 July 2014 - 08:08 AM

From a 10-11 year old kid:

"Yo momma so fat, her pussy tasted like bacon"

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 08:12 AM

I loled when I heard some kid like 10 or something say he was gonna DDOS me

Direct Denial of Service btw and in America it cam get you up to 10 months? years? I dont remember

One guy said he was going to get me banned from GTA Online by tweeting me out to his 30k followers.

I lol'd.

https://twitter.com/...500824885039105

WTFFF!!!!

the butthurt was massive hahaha

good job mate!
Lol f*cking AlexSniperBullet hate em
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Posted 23 July 2014 - 08:14 AM

'Haggis eating c*nt' - true statement though, Haggis is pretty f*cking good

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 08:19 AM

'Haggis eating c*nt' - true statement though, Haggis is pretty f*cking good


Gotta give credit to the guy for recognising the accent at least :-/ and the the stereotype was a nice bonus...

I think he likes you :-O

From a 10-11 year old kid:
"Yo momma so fat, her pussy tasted like bacon"


Bacon being the filling he had in his lunchbox sandwiches for school the next day =S
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Posted 23 July 2014 - 08:26 AM

I like to call people carpetbaggers. 


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Posted 23 July 2014 - 08:49 AM

 

'Haggis eating c*nt' - true statement though, Haggis is pretty f*cking good


Gotta give credit to the guy for recognising the accent at least :-/ and the the stereotype was a nice bonus...

I think he likes you :-O

From a 10-11 year old kid:
"Yo momma so fat, her pussy tasted like bacon"


Bacon being the filling he had in his lunchbox sandwiches for school the next day =S

 

You are making me hungry, and I just finished breakfast.

Best insult I got was from some euro player that at the time in order to reply I had to research his country and language.
Wish I could remember where he was from (was in like nov/dec) but we battled, he sent me about 3 msgs in a language I had no understanding of.  

I researched the language/words he was using and even narrowed it down to his local variations.  

Turned out he was calling my mum a whore that he had apparently got to suck his dick, then said the same about my dad and my sister.
 
I replied in his language saying that he was the bitch whore who I would get to suck my dick.  I told him I would hunt him through every session and spawn kill him till he cried.  I also said he should consider that fact people use translators to read messages in other languages and that he wasn't being clever by using local slang terms as I am pretty OCD at researching that stuff and he's lucky I don't give a f*ck.  

Was a fun little project though lol.  

He even said sorry in english afterwards and added me on PSN.  Still leaves every session I join with him though.
 

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