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Rdub420247
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#1

Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:04 AM

Okay, I'll start. Merryweather helicopter pilot.

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:10 AM

Johnny on the spot.

 

$100 for delivering cars all over the city 24/7, repairing vehicles... not surprises me he doesn't appear anymore, the guy was a punching bag.

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:11 AM Edited by Hello_losers, 18 July 2014 - 05:12 AM.

Mechanic pre patch, get paid to fix totaled cars in seconds and bring said cars to a physcopath that will beat, light and rob you of your measly pay.... every half hour. Damn it, beat me to it.

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:11 AM

The hookers of course.
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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:12 AM

Store owner... you get held up thousands of times a day, and right when you think you're going to be okay... BOOM! The robber shoots you!

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:14 AM

Store owner... you get held up thousands of times a day, and right when you think you're going to be okay... BOOM! The robber shoots you!

HEY!!! He had shifty eyes man, you never let those guys tell the tale...

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:14 AM

Martin madrazos. That dude has to be broke by now
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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:14 AM

Johnny on the spot.

 

$100 for delivering cars all over the city 24/7, repairing vehicles... not surprises me he doesn't appear anymore, the guy was a punching bag.

You have no idea how much I miss him.

Que fallout sound track "There was never a man...... like my Johnny"

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:17 AM

24/7 clerk

Armored Truck driver

Bank teller

Stockbroker

US Marine

 

And probably the worst job,

 

Cop

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:18 AM

The Merryweather boat guy.

 

 

Often useless and when actually used, is usually shot.

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:18 AM

 

Store owner... you get held up thousands of times a day, and right when you think you're going to be okay... BOOM! The robber shoots you!

HEY!!! He had shifty eyes man, you never let those guys tell the tale...

 

You can never be too sure... :)


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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:25 AM

These guys have the best job in LS.. just scribble crap in a notebook for 9 months never doing a thing. Perpetual coffee break.

 

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:27 AM

Professionals. Blown to bits, shot to death, gassed, etc etc.

 

All for a single briefcase that their teleporting buddy named Steve stole from their original guy.

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:35 AM

tow truck driver


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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:37 AM

a cop.

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:40 AM Edited by EvilFuture, 18 July 2014 - 05:41 AM.

Pretty much anybody that works in any store (barber shop, convenient store, etc).

 

I always get what I need and shoot the folks behind the counter when I'm done, so I can proceed to take my money back. The only time I ever felt bad was at Ponsonbys (or whatever the f*ck it's called) the girl behind the counter started crying, saying "please, don't shoot! :cry: ". I just couldn't do it...

 

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:43 AM

A cop, armored truck driver.. easy lol


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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:46 AM

Muggers

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:47 AM Edited by Cripto136, 18 July 2014 - 05:52 AM.

AmmuNation guy, he always gets killed by his customers after they've made their purchase in every GTA game.

 

Edit: Perfect Pic

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 05:54 AM

Spoiler

 

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#21

Posted 18 July 2014 - 06:00 AM

Us. The criminals. Shi!ty payouts not worth the time nor the effort.

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 06:01 AM

The cops obviously.


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#23

Posted 18 July 2014 - 06:06 AM

The police, hookers, firefighters, shop owners, mechanics, pilots, taxi drivers...

 

The list goes on...


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#24

Posted 18 July 2014 - 06:10 AM

The Professionals

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 06:16 AM

Dead Hooker Removal.

#TooSoon?

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 06:21 AM

The hookers once I'm finished with them.


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Posted 18 July 2014 - 06:23 AM

The cops. Everyone has killed thousands of them.


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#28

Posted 18 July 2014 - 06:29 AM

 

Johnny on the spot.

 

$100 for delivering cars all over the city 24/7, repairing vehicles... not surprises me he doesn't appear anymore, the guy was a punching bag.

You have no idea how much I miss him.

Que fallout sound track "There was never a man...... like my Johnny"

 

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#29

Posted 18 July 2014 - 06:57 AM

The hookers once I'm finished with them.

That's f^cked up Judy. :lol:


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#30

Posted 18 July 2014 - 07:06 AM

The LSC mechanic... he's forced to put dollar rims and paint cars ugly colors. Poor guy most have gone blind the first month of employment. :/

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