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#1

Posted 17 July 2014 - 01:06 AM

You know them.

 

You've seen them.

 

You've tasted them.

 

and they're delicious. The greatest thing since sliced bread! So please, if you have anything to compliment or acknowledge about hot pockets, post it here.

 

 


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Posted 17 July 2014 - 01:08 AM

I think years of microwaved Hot Pockets have radiated your brain cells and given you autism, thus causing you to make stupid threads such as this.

 

And besides, Bagel Bites are where it's at.

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 01:18 AM

I think years of microwaved Hot Pockets have radiated your brain cells and given you autism, thus causing you to make stupid threads such as this.

 

And besides, Bagel Bites are where it's at.

At least Hot Pockets are suitable for when you're playing games. Bagel Bites always force you to pick one up, eat it, then having to pick up another one. Hot Pockets are small and easy to eat when you're playing a game.

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 01:28 AM

Nah, man, I'm all about what real gangsta playas eat:

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These were my favorite snacks as a child. Sorry I'm not into your new-age hot pocket hipster swag business. I like to keep it old school.
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Posted 17 July 2014 - 01:37 AM

I remember this quote in a book I read:

 

 

Nobody knows where hot pockets came from. They just popped out of nowhere and dudes started eating them

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 01:38 AM Edited by rawrsnar, 17 July 2014 - 01:38 AM.

Pfft, we all know the best snack is Dino Buddies.
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Posted 17 July 2014 - 01:39 AM

They taste like sh*t 


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Posted 17 July 2014 - 01:44 AM Edited by Ermac., 17 July 2014 - 01:44 AM.

 

I remember this quote in a book I read:

 

 

Nobody knows where hot pockets came from. They just popped out of nowhere and dudes started eating them

 

Ghosts/Aliens. That's good literature right there.

 

 

 

Hot Pockets aren't as good as they used to be. It might just be me though. Despite that, Yolo Swaggins is indeed correct with his assertion that Bagel Bites are indeed, where it's at.


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Posted 17 July 2014 - 01:50 AM

Ghosts/Aliens. That's good literature right there.

 

You read it too?


Seriously though, if anyone wants to read a good book, read that one. Teleporting hot pockets and getting into a fistfight with one, good stuff.


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Posted 17 July 2014 - 01:56 AM

Does anyone else notice a difference in taste between Pizza Rolls in the cardboard box and Pizza Rolls in the plastic bag? The cardboard box ones always have a funky aftertaste.

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 01:59 AM

Hot Pockets

Every bite is a different temperature

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 02:39 AM

A microwave's true weakness


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Posted 17 July 2014 - 03:29 AM

f*ck Yea! Totinos Pizza Rolls all the way baby!

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 03:41 AM

Nah, man, I'm all about what real gangsta playas eat:

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These were my favorite snacks as a child. Sorry I'm not into your new-age hot pocket hipster swag business. I like to keep it old school.

 

Hell yes  :^:

 

I used to eat these after school all the time.

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 03:43 AM

Nah, man, I'm all about what real gangsta playas eat:14GXeL7.jpg
These were my favorite snacks as a child. Sorry I'm not into your new-age hot pocket hipster swag business. I like to keep it old school.

 
Hell yes  :^:
 
I used to eat these after school all the time.

Getting off the bus at my great grandma's, going in to fix me some pizza rolls, and sitting down to watch Yu-Gi-Oh were some of the best memories of my life.
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Posted 18 July 2014 - 12:20 AM

Lean Pockets you unhealthy scoundrel.

 

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 12:25 AM

Maaaaan I used to be obsessed with the Ham & Cheese ones from like 2002-2006 

 

Now I just can't take a bite without feeling disgusted right away, and all these stupid new flavors.


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Posted 18 July 2014 - 12:40 AM Edited by DarrinPA, 18 July 2014 - 12:40 AM.

Hot Pockets

Every bite is a different temperature

True Hot Pocket gangstas have their secret method for perfection. Never trust the box instructions, that's just the man trying to hold you down.

 

Break free my brotha'!


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Posted 18 July 2014 - 12:43 AM

You know them.

 

You've seen them.

 

You've tasted them.

Correct.

 

Correct.

 

Incorrect.


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Posted 18 July 2014 - 01:33 AM

I only eat Lean Pockets


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Posted 18 July 2014 - 01:38 AM

Last time I ate some hot pockets was 3 or 4 years ago


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Posted 18 July 2014 - 01:53 AM Edited by Yolo Swaggins, 18 July 2014 - 01:54 AM.

On the topic of processed pizza-related products, how about them gas station pizza pockets? Those things are delicious as f*ck. I like to stop by Kum n' Go and get five or six of them to chow down on. I think each one knocks a week off my lifespan, but it's worth it.


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Posted 18 July 2014 - 02:49 AM

Just had one today for breakfast, yummy!

It's healty cause it has brocolli in it.





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