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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:37 PM Edited by EGarrett, 15 July 2014 - 07:40 PM.

Behind every great bastard is a beautiful, unhappy woman at his home who hates his guts but never leaves. Let us make this happen in GTA.

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Basically the Trophy Wife would function the same as the hookers, except instead of picking them up from the strip at 2 AM for $50, you get them from Rodeo Drive for $1,000,000.

It shows a brief cutscene of a loveless shotgun wedding, and from then on she's an NPC roaming around your house. You can press right at the bed or shower to do various things (blurred out of course). Sometimes she's normal, if you enter past a certain time she's tipsy and cursing you out. You can kill her and get a new one, but you only get half the money back.

In terms of gameplay, it could unlock some newer missions. Or not. But it just feels right.

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(Marty McFly's Mom as Biff's wife after he used the DeLorean to glitch up millions in BTTF 2)

etc etc.
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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:39 PM

I think I already have one because I never go to my Apt.

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:41 PM

I like girls with flat boobs like that first one.
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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:42 PM

Sounds good. I want more interaction with NPCs overal. I would love to be able to recruit gang members to follow me around as well.


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:43 PM

maybe there should be an option online were you can nominate a hooker/dancer/randomer off the street to be your housewive, who cooks, cleans, (provides marital services upon request - for those that deem this suitable) and never leave the apartment or is this classed as sexist?
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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:44 PM

maybe there should be an option online were you can nominate a hooker/dancer/randomer off the street to be your housewive, who cooks, cleans, (provides marital services upon request - for those that deem this suitable) and never leave the apartment or is this classed as sexist?

 

Not if female characters can also get husbands who do the same.

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:44 PM

And females......get trophy husbands?? :cool:

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:44 PM

I love that way you think! Whether you're serious or not I am on board.


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:45 PM

No.

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:47 PM

maybe there should be an option online were you can nominate a hooker/dancer/randomer off the street to be your housewive, who cooks, cleans, (provides marital services upon request - for those that deem this suitable) and never leave the apartment or is this classed as sexist?

 

Not sexist if she agrees to it. I think that the majority of women in the world are housewives and the majority of them are just as happy as anyone else.

 

It would be a crime if they were kept locked up against their will.

 

@OP- I'd like a wife/GF feature as well. We need more features in the game.


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:48 PM

Whores are cheaper....




...And gives you millions :)

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:48 PM

Lol, so you want a dysfunctional relationship in a video game?
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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:53 PM Edited by AndyC-M, 15 July 2014 - 07:53 PM.

i dont mind being someones trophy husband, my character can cook and clean, i dont mind if the other half wants to earn the bread, ill just sit at home watching fame programme lol

where do i apply? lol
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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:53 PM

I'd laugh my ass off if people's wives ended up looking like amanda. And if you wanna divorce her, you gotta give her half of your sh*t. Yea-no.
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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:54 PM Edited by Flexusen, 15 July 2014 - 07:54 PM.

I like girls with flat boobs like that first one.

Nigga, you gay.

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:57 PM

I like girls with flat boobs like that first one.
Nigga, you gay.

Nigga, I just like small, tight titties.
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Posted 15 July 2014 - 08:00 PM

I like girls with flat boobs like that first one.
Nigga, you gay.

Nigga, I just like small, tight titties.

 

I wish I did too, would make it a lot easier to find hot girls.


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 08:02 PM Edited by saintsrow, 15 July 2014 - 08:09 PM.

Fine enough idea.  Only thing I would add, is when you press the right D-pad, she says, "Not now, I have a headache."  Then it would be more realistic.   :bored:


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 08:05 PM Edited by mr toasterbutt, 15 July 2014 - 08:07 PM.

 

maybe there should be an option online were you can nominate a hooker/dancer/randomer off the street to be your housewive, who cooks, cleans, (provides marital services upon request - for those that deem this suitable) and never leave the apartment or is this classed as sexist?

 

Not if female characters can also get husbands who do the same.

 

Based on how female characters can only get any action from other females, I'd say they're more likely to legalize lesbian marriage.

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 08:06 PM

I like girls with flat boobs like that first one.
Nigga, you gay.

Nigga, I just like small, tight titties.

I wish I did too, would make it a lot easier to find hot girls.

You can thank me later (:
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Posted 15 July 2014 - 08:07 PM

+1 from me OP but this game is 18+ so it shouldn't be blurred out
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Posted 15 July 2014 - 08:08 PM

I think it's a funny idea OP, it could work in the game.

 

Maybe if you leave her to get a new wife, you have pay your old wife expensive daily alimony for a month? To feed to the LA stereotype?


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 08:09 PM

i dont mind being someones trophy husband, my character can cook and clean, i dont mind if the other half wants to earn the bread, ill just sit at home watching fame programme lol

where do i apply? lol

 

Yeah, I never understood how working 8 hour shifts, five days a week and STILL helping out with the housework was supposed to be liberating.

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 08:10 PM

I'd rather have my own private swedish chef, like sesame street. Just a chill dude to take bong rips with in between shootouts while he makes dank food

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 08:28 PM

I like girls with flat boobs like that first one.
Nigga, you gay.

Nigga, I just like small, tight titties.

I wish I did too, would make it a lot easier to find hot girls.

You can thank me later (:
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That doesn't really do much for me honestly. Small breasts are not a deal breaker, if there are other attributes that I like, but that girl doesn't really have any. Plus, I'm usually not a big fan of Asian girls.

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 08:41 PM

Lol, so you want a dysfunctional relationship in a video game?

We already got that in GTAV Single Player.  Times 3.  So Rockstar has already set the precedent.   :p​ 


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 08:45 PM

That doesn't really do much for me honestly. Small breasts are not a deal breaker, if there are other attributes that I like, but that girl doesn't really have any. Plus, I'm usually not a big fan of Asian girls.

Well I guess we all can't have the same waifu. She's miiiiiine
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Posted 15 July 2014 - 08:52 PM Edited by Shotty Pop, 15 July 2014 - 08:53 PM.

I would definitely pay $1 mill for a trophy wife. And it should be like a 5k daily shopping and coke bill for her taken out our accounts. That'll be sweet!!


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 08:59 PM

Lol, so you want a dysfunctional relationship in a video game?

Real life dysfunctional relationships are much more fun!
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Posted 15 July 2014 - 09:09 PM Edited by DirtSPP, 15 July 2014 - 09:09 PM.

-snip-

 

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