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#1

Posted 15 July 2014 - 12:46 PM

Show your pics or share your stories of how these hookers have helped you a mass millions

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 12:48 PM Edited by marco-polo, 15 July 2014 - 12:49 PM.

She was noisy..

 

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EDIT: Great thread by the way lol

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 12:50 PM

met my money maker in the club beside eclipse towers, took her around the side of the alley by the base and the rest was history, went from rags to riches once again my pimpin days are done now though im officially retired from the dead money hooker glitch
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Posted 15 July 2014 - 12:51 PM

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She never saw it coming :cry:

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 12:52 PM Edited by We Are Ninja, 15 July 2014 - 12:53 PM.

They're always there to help me get [a]head in GTAO.
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Posted 15 July 2014 - 12:53 PM Edited by stonedpimpso, 15 July 2014 - 12:56 PM.

I was killing hookers before it was cool. And at least I have some style.

http://gtaforums.com...-strikes-again/

I just realized I'm a hipster serial killer. But you guys just wouldn't understand.
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Posted 15 July 2014 - 12:55 PM

I was killing hookers before it was cool

 

It's always been cool.

 

But if you want a contest: I was killing hookers when they were circles on the screen and you killed them with dots ;)


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 12:57 PM

One of the better threads in the last few days ...

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 12:57 PM Edited by shootingallovertheplace, 15 July 2014 - 01:04 PM.

Finally

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 12:57 PM

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Appreciate that.

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 12:58 PM

She never saw it coming :cry:

 

Ay ay ay!

 

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 12:58 PM

Oh hookers, they get you off and make you rich.

On a side note why no male escorts...and escorts in general that you call to your apartment?

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:00 PM

I like how prostitutes in this game actually look like prostitutes.

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:03 PM

Ah yeah..She cussed me out a lot. She was scared. 

I knew the weight of what I was doing. I knew she was just a young girl, probably ran away from home at 16 thinking she could make it in the big city but the harsh realities of life had her ending up on the street corner turning tricks just to get by. She probably went home every night to some sh*tty apartment shared by 3 people, hardly able to even bare the sight of her own reflection without downing half a bottle of whiskey. She was probably a bright, talented daddy's girl before she hit that rebellious phase, all that potential down the drain but savable...At least before she encountered me. 

She should've never said how much she wanted to get in my car. Once she closed that door, she'd signed her contract. She would be the martyr. The key to my salvation. A lost, lonely soul the world didn't even know existed, lost in the crowds of forgotten faces. 

I'm out of the business now, I've tied the loose ends and retired with my fair share. I'd just like to think I sent her to a better place..I'll never forget her. 

R.I.P. 

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:05 PM Edited by shootingallovertheplace, 15 July 2014 - 01:06 PM.

I met these two ladies last night:

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They started laughing at my Panto tho:

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:05 PM

I like to thank the hookers for giving me ten million. Hope they don't haunt me while i'm swimming in my millions.


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:08 PM

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Oh dey f*cked.

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:08 PM

Oh hookers, they get you off and make you rich.

On a side note why no male escorts...and escorts in general that you call to your apartment?

R* does not wants man on man action online. Also online everybody is a guy or a fat woman even if they use a female character and act as if they want to be one IRL with their schlong pulled backwards. So someone should just invite male lobby mates to their house to have more male flesh in your apartment.


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:12 PM

Once the prostitutes get in my Glitch Car, they don't get out... alive...lol

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:13 PM Edited by Ninja_Gear, 15 July 2014 - 01:15 PM.


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Mouth open, ready for use.

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:13 PM

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:16 PM

Too bad there isn't a white Ford Bronco in the game.....you could have a hooker and a slicer.
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Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:18 PM

About f*cking time we had a thread like this, LOL


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:19 PM

please lock this...arguably the worst thread ever created, completely useless

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:26 PM Edited by MetalThrasherXtreme, 15 July 2014 - 01:27 PM.

please lock this...arguably the worst thread ever created, completely useless

Ah yes, an entertaining, slightly humorous, dare I even say peaceful thread(I think this might be the first thread I've seen where there isn't a single argument or douchebag..well, until you showed up). 

Nope. Can't have that. Better lock it ASAP! -obvious sarcasm-

Lighten the f*ck up. So it's okay to have (Insert vehicle here) Appreciation Threads for every single vehicle in the game where it's literally just people posting pictures of their version of the car and telling other people they either like or dislike their's, which eventually erupts into a flame war but this thread deserves a lock? 

Are you f*cking kidding me? 

Why are there so many killjoys in this damn world. Ugh, people like you could literally bitch about anything. 

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:28 PM

Ah yeah..She cussed me out a lot. She was scared. 

I knew the weight of what I was doing. I knew she was just a young girl, probably ran away from home at 16 thinking she could make it in the big city but the harsh realities of life had her ending up on the street corner turning tricks just to get by. She probably went home every night to some sh*tty apartment shared by 3 people, hardly able to even bare the sight of her own reflection without downing half a bottle of whiskey. She was probably a bright, talented daddy's girl before she hit that rebellious phase, all that potential down the drain but savable...At least before she encountered me. 

She should've never said how much she wanted to get in my car. Once she closed that door, she'd signed her contract. She would be the martyr. The key to my salvation. A lost, lonely soul the world didn't even know existed, lost in the crowds of forgotten faces. 

I'm out of the business now, I've tied the loose ends and retired with my fair share. I'd just like to think I sent her to a better place..I'll never forget her. 

R.I.P. 

lol ^^ this post is epic

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:40 PM

Yes this thread show how people really are.....little kids who killed hookers.....ok all you heroes ask your mom now this: "Mom have you ever do this for Money? just one time?"...... trust me she's lying.

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#28

Posted 15 July 2014 - 01:40 PM

To OP: You are a f*cking idiot. To mods: Lock it if you have respect for womens. I will not tolerate that sh*t To everyone else: Get a life, a boyfriend and go see a doctor you need it.

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#29

Posted 15 July 2014 - 02:10 PM

Are people seriously offended because of mass killing of pixels that look like females? Jesus

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#30

Posted 15 July 2014 - 02:23 PM

Should rename the thread as "Hooker Graveyard Gallery"

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