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Posted 13 July 2014 - 06:56 AM

Ok, so lets admit it, most of us enjoy hearing the characters voicemails. So whats your favorite and why?

 

Me personally, I like Phil Bell (This is Phil B, leave a message) and Rocco Pelosi (Yo, its the rock, leave a message.) voicemail. I also like Dimitri's voicemail even if its in russian, because it sounds nice.


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Posted 13 July 2014 - 02:18 PM

I think the best voicemail in GTA IV is Brucies': "This... IS... Brucie! I'm pushing it to the max, rolling deep baby! Leave me... A MESSAGE!"

 

As for TBOGT, it's Dessie: "Yo, this is Dessie. Don't call me with any guest list requests, that ain't my department. Anything else, leave a message".

 

TLAD:... I still haven't made up my mind :)


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Posted 14 July 2014 - 09:12 AM Edited by Jeansowaty, 14 July 2014 - 09:13 AM.

"This is Gerald. Don't leave me a message cause I ain't gonna listen to it and I sure as sh*t ain't gonna return your call. f*ck off."

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Posted 14 July 2014 - 12:24 PM Edited by Vercetti42, 14 July 2014 - 12:25 PM.

Packie's. I've always liked his Irish accent.

 

"This is Patrick McCreary, I probably don't remember giving you my number or know who you are. Ladies I'm sorry it was a one night stand"


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Posted 14 July 2014 - 04:03 PM

Me personally, I like Phil Bell (This is Phil B, leave a message) 

 

I thought Phil's was funny since my first name is Phil and my last initial is "B".

 

OT: I liked Little Jacob's, along with most of his broken rasta dialogue. "YO, IT'S JACOB ME BREDA, CALLYABACH" or something like that.


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Posted 14 July 2014 - 05:00 PM

"I'm busy being abused by the wife, call back another time" 

Just amazing.


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Posted 14 July 2014 - 05:06 PM

Those voicemails are hilarious :D Maybe I should do a voicemail like those are.


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Posted 16 July 2014 - 11:05 AM

 

Me personally, I like Phil Bell (This is Phil B, leave a message) 

 

I thought Phil's was funny since my first name is Phil and my last initial is "B".

 

OT: I liked Little Jacob's, along with most of his broken rasta dialogue. "YO, IT'S JACOB ME BREDA, CALLYABACH" or something like that.

 

YEAH, I'M BUSY CALL ME BACK! I lolled at when I heard it for the first time :p

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 09:37 AM

Even I also liked Jacob's voicemail. :p Because his voicemal was one of the shortest ones in the whole GTA IV era.

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 09:03 PM

Gerry McReary but i dont remember what it is i just remember it is funny


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 06:31 AM

Elizabeta and her voicemail after The Snow Storm.

'Sorry I cannot come to the phone right now, try again in 25 years or so.'

:lol:
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 02:30 PM

Even I also liked Jacob's voicemail. :p Because his voicemal was one of the shortest ones in the whole GTA IV era.

This Tinkle cellphone is not available. Maybe this one?


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 02:37 PM Edited by One Man Standing, 22 July 2014 - 02:38 PM.

Anybody ever thought of Niko's voicemail?

 

Hello, I'm busy shooting people and doing errands for the government, call me later.

 

OR Roman, I don't wanna go bowling just now.

 

OR This new rocket launcher is AWESOME! Call me after a week or so.

 

OR (after the last mission, when Roman is dead) I went down. If you want somebody to push drugs or kill people for you, it's not me

 

I also thought that the last voice mail could be -kill people for you, call Luis Lopez, but since Niko doesn't know him I thought I should make it up like that.


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 03:49 PM

niko's voicemail could be:

hey,this is niko,call me back,if you wanna hang out,do it yourself,i'm busy trying to get the goverment off my balls

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 07:04 PM

call me back,if you wanna hang out,do it yourself, I'm busy trying to get the goverment off my balls

Nice one :D


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 07:11 PM

I really liked Dimitris. I like Russian languange, or how it sounds anyway. Roman's voicemail is legendary, and Thomas stubbs voicemail was interesting. When hearing it the first time, had no idea when it was going to end. Realized a couple of months back one can visit Stubbs website.

 

If one can call Romans taxi company in VI, I just want a voicemail easter egg:

Spoiler

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Posted 23 December 2014 - 04:13 PM

"Ladiesss, this is Roman Bellic! But I guess you already knew that... Leave a message!"

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Posted 23 December 2014 - 05:02 PM

"This Tinkle cellphone is switched off"

 

I really like this one. No idea why, but I just do. It's from the random encounter guy who kills his wife and asks you to dump the car and later gets killed in a traffic accident, can't remember his name though.


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Posted 23 December 2014 - 05:06 PM

"This is Gerald. Don't leave me a message cause I ain't gonna listen to it and I sure as sh*t ain't gonna return your call. f*ck off."

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Posted 24 December 2014 - 10:11 AM

"Ladiesss, this is Roman Bellic! But I guess you already knew that... Leave a message!"

It's strange that he doesn't change it after he gets married to Mallorie.


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 10:35 PM

"This Tinkle cellphone is switched off"
 
I really like this one. No idea why, but I just do. It's from the random encounter guy who kills his wife and asks you to dump the car and later gets killed in a traffic accident, can't remember his name though.


Jeff the Cuckold. I like the guy that runs Jeff over that gets out and calls paramedics, he has an English accent and you can steal his Turismo too.

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Posted 09 January 2015 - 01:15 AM

Little Jacob...He gets straight to the point...
"Ya, I'm busy, call me back."




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