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#1

Posted 11 July 2014 - 12:11 PM

Yep, it's exactly what you thought, another milestone thread.

 

You gents over here in the Gen Chat section most likely have no idea who I am, but hi, I'm Sugar Free Nos. I'm a GTA Online section peasant, GTAF addict, and I've just made my 4000th post!

 

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My stay on GTAF has been a great one so far. I love almost everyone in this community, from you hilarious and surprisingly well educated members of the Gen Chat section, to the people in the V section that are still upset over Johnny Klebitz and can't stop talking about North Yankton, to the spammers of the GTA: Online section, and everywhere in between.

 

I absolutely love this forum, and while I may make some posts every now and then that may be construed as spam, I'm just trying my best to make people laugh, help the people of the GTAO section as much as I can, and have a good time. 

 

 

Now it's time for a party, and you're all invited, with the exception of Biohazard Abyss. She's not allowed. She's a meany head.

 

I'll bring the drinks!

 

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And for this super awesome party we needed some music that would also be familiar stimulants for Leo...

 

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Special thanks to:

 

Biohazard Abyss for reminding me of how inferior I am with her post/like count that comes from her spamming, as well as refusing to add me to her respect list

 

Raavi, for being nice and watching over my pride and joy on GTAF

 

Ciaran, for being Ciaran

 

The GTAF Staff for going easy on me with the warnings. I know I should know better, sorry guys

 

The typical inhabitants of the GTA:O section for making me look really good in contrast to most of them

 

ChrilLe for making me giggle every time I see his avatar

 

Zaibatsu for making the only product that has allowed me to continue playing GTA: Online

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Franceska for liking pandas

 

Jolly Swagman for being an extremely Jolly Man of Swag and helping out in the Q&A thread in the O section

 

My Crew, for being cool

 

SeaWallTx for making his super great and helpful update threads

 

Posters in the GTA:O Section Social Club, for showing me a good time

 

And most importantly, YOU, for both clicking on this thread, and hopefully not burning me at the stake for coming out of my GTAO section cave. For those of you who never go there, let me tell ya...

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Cheers everyone, here's to 4000, 5000, 10,000, or maybe even 20,000 more posts!

 

I hope you're all enjoying your coffee this morning...

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 12:14 PM

10/10 would gladly click on, and read this milestone thread again.

 

Top work Nos.

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 12:15 PM

Spamulations, Ben.


Here's to no more posts!


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Posted 11 July 2014 - 12:19 PM

10/10 would come back on the next milestone. 

 

Cheers! :D

 

 

I actually didn't know I was about to hit mine and I missed it... I feel like a sad panda now. 

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 12:20 PM

Congratulations!
To celebrate, here's some Tommy Lee Sparta
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Posted 11 July 2014 - 12:20 PM

Congrats Buddy. :^:

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 12:36 PM

Spamtastic congratmutations.

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 12:37 PM

Spamtastic congratmutations.

 

Why, thank you, lord Voodoo!


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Posted 11 July 2014 - 01:43 PM

Congratulations!  :cookie:  :cookie:

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 01:48 PM Edited by johnny_zoo, 11 July 2014 - 01:48 PM.

I admit, this one got me.

 

Congrats on your 4000th. :cookie:

 

 

Who are you?

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 01:49 PM

Congrats amigo!
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Posted 11 July 2014 - 01:52 PM

I admit, this one got me.

 

Congrats on your 4000th. :cookie:

 

 

Who are you?

 

Like I said, just another GTAO section scrub. Pay no attention to me.

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 01:55 PM

Congrats Nos spam1.gif

You didn't add me to your respect list

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 02:08 PM

4000 posts huh?

 

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I kid. I kid.

 

Conspammulations with this crowning achievement.

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 02:11 PM

wat


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Posted 11 July 2014 - 02:17 PM

Why is this a thing?


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Posted 11 July 2014 - 02:18 PM Edited by Los Santos Police Department, 11 July 2014 - 02:19 PM.

Congrats.

I hope that you can get another 5001 posts. ;)

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 02:22 PM

Why is this a thing?


Well, speed eating has been a really big sport for quite some time because it's a challenge on both the athlete's and the spectator's stomachs. When such an amazing feat such as a single man eating 4000 cans of spam with only one energy drink as a refreshment, I feel it would be a crime not to report it.

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 03:01 PM

Hey!  You're that guy from that thing!  Congrats anonymous internet buddy.  Hope I can achieve your level of greatness one day.  

 

 

I'm not being sarcastic either...

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 03:23 PM

Congrats. :^:

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 03:23 PM

I was eating spam this morning... DAMN YOU!

 

 

 

Congrats to ur milestone :p Even I joined in 2010, my post are still below 1K xD

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 03:56 PM

f*ck, I actually fell for the title

Congrats. :)
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Posted 11 July 2014 - 04:00 PM

Another milestone thread?


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Posted 11 July 2014 - 04:02 PM

Congrats dude, I'm just under half way to where you are at, let's hit 10,000 posts together!

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 04:04 PM

Oi, what you doing? Stealing my 4000 posts fireworks image? And I'm not even on your respect list?!
How dare you sir, how dare you! :angry:


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Posted 11 July 2014 - 04:07 PM

Now I feel sadder that I missed mine because I wanted a milestone thread for so long as well. :(
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Posted 11 July 2014 - 04:09 PM

Oi, what you doing? Stealing my 4000 posts fireworks image? And I'm not even on your respect list?!
How dare you sir, how dare you! :angry:


I didn't even know! I just stole it from Google image search! I didn't know they were all yours!

*pulls out wallet* Alright, how much do I owe you in royalties?


Also, if you're licensed to hook me up with some Heist paste, that'll get you on my respect list pretty quick.

I need a lot of the stuff now a days.
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Posted 11 July 2014 - 04:18 PM

Okay, ill admit: I did NOT understand the title when I 1st saw it. But: CONGRATS!! You are officially invited to Mount Olympus to party!!! =D
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Posted 11 July 2014 - 04:28 PM

Congrats dude.

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 05:02 PM Edited by johnny_zoo, 11 July 2014 - 05:02 PM.

Now I feel sadder that I missed mine because I wanted a milestone thread for so long as well. :(

 

Well you had better get to spamming.

 

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