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TheDarkhorse
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#61

Posted 18 July 2014 - 03:19 AM

Some lady said " Eww get away from me creep!" :'( Still I cry

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 03:24 AM

Not worst but by far the best- a homeless guy asked for money and said it wasn't for drugs or alcohol. The other folks begging or sleeping around him all had comments about that. It was like real life. Groups of residentially challenged people all vying for that few extra cents and as soon as one gets a funny idea the others ruin it.

Here it's almost as if the homeless have their own forum in which they share money making tips to allow them to remain homeless. Every single day I get the same story. "My car is out of gas, family and dog waited at the car. Can I have $5 for gas?" And not even a few hours later another person has that exact story. I think Rockstar did an okay job of representing the homeless in their games.

Best line ever: "My mother's my sister!"- GTA 3.
Implying your mom and dad had a daughter and dad made daughter pregnant and you were born from THAT.

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#63

Posted 18 July 2014 - 03:52 AM

Best line ever: "My mother's my sister!"- GTA 3.
Implying your mom and dad had a daughter and dad made daughter pregnant and you were born from THAT.

Something about the way you explained that. f*cking hilarious.

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#64

Posted 18 July 2014 - 04:04 AM

Is it me or the mercs say the funniest sh*t?

"Pansy!"
"Piece of sh*t"
"Oooooaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhh"

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#65

Posted 18 July 2014 - 04:36 AM

"Oh my god f*ck to the you!"

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#66

Posted 29 August 2014 - 07:30 AM Edited by hugh750, 29 August 2014 - 09:14 AM.

i'm reviving an old thread.

yesterday while in a mission i had an npc call me a "sh*t eater". :lol:


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#67

Posted 29 August 2014 - 09:09 AM

"f*cking c*cksucker!" and "cabron!"

Is it me or the mercs say the funniest sh*t?
"Pansy!"
"Piece of sh*t"
"Oooooaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhh"


"time to bleeeeeeed!" sounds like the Chakra Attack host.

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#68

Posted 29 August 2014 - 09:17 AM

Any NPC that calls my female character a cocksucker or says suck my cock or any variation meets a horrific end.

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#69

Posted 29 August 2014 - 09:22 AM

I had a police officer call me "welfare trash" once lmao, definitely one of the worst. The Merryweather guys always scream something like "death embrace you". Such nice guys.


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#70

Posted 29 August 2014 - 10:16 AM

Were you looking for sh*t? 'cause you just stepped in it.

 

Is it me or the mercs say the funniest sh*t?

"Pansy!"
"Piece of sh*t"
"Oooooaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhh"

 That would be the rednecks. Just try out Boneyard survival and you'll know what I mean.





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