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Bartleby
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#31

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by Bartleby, 2 weeks ago.

"Saltines are the best crackers, and anyone who disagrees is a dirty aids-ridden communist who probably puts icecube trays back in the freezer without re-filling them."

 

Winston Churchill said that.

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#32

Posted 2 weeks ago

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Damn now I know what to add into my grocery list, haven't tried these in over 7 years.


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#33

Posted 2 weeks ago

Popcorners


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#34

Posted 2 weeks ago

"Of course I love those light, buttery, flaky delights. I would say they're an integral, if not THE integral, part of what made me who I am today. Indeed, during my greatest campaigns, there was always a box within 100 meters. In fact, my darling wife Eva had to talk me out of naming it Auschritz."

-Adolf "Ritzkrieg" Hitler
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#35

Posted 2 weeks ago

Graham Crackers wins the day.
 
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Whales is where it's at.
 
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Now I know what to pick up when I go to the grocery store! What were those whales called? I had a box of them years ago and never saw them again.

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#36

Posted A week ago

You're all wrong.

 

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#37

Posted A week ago Edited by Lazyboy., A week ago.

I think congritzulations are in order for such a cracking thread.


But seriously, none of you noobs ever heard of Jacob's Biscuits for Motherf*cking Cheese?

Seriously, Google it. Then you can all shut up and eat Jacob's Biscuits for Motherf*cking Cheese.
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#38

Posted A week ago

Some people might say that Whales are better.

 

Maybe. Maybe...

 

I have yet to meet a man who didn't like Flavor Blasted.

 

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#39

Posted A week ago

Is there anything quite as wonderful as the buttery goodness of Ritz? I sometimes like to savor a few as I ponder just how inferior the saltines really are. 


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#40

Posted A week ago

You silly people have it all wrong again.

 

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#41

Posted A week ago

Is there anything quite as wonderful as the buttery goodness of Ritz?

f*cking yer ma. Of course you would profess a love for the cracker of pleb choice. Your tastes leave much to desire. I've seen worms pickier than you. Prettier ones, too.
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#42

Posted A week ago

 

Graham Crackers wins the day.
 

  

 
Whales is where it's at.
 


Now I know what to pick up when I go to the grocery store! What were those whales called? I had a box of them years ago and never saw them again.

 

They're sold at Wal-Mart, not sure of other places but they're called Whales.

 

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#43

Posted A week ago

I gotta say, i'm torn between Ritz and Saltines. I like them pretty much equally but for different occasions. If i'm really craving some salty goodness then Saltines are my cracker of choice. If I need something a little sweeter...Ritz is my bitch


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#44

Posted A week ago

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