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#1

Posted 07 July 2014 - 06:38 PM

There's no debate here, it's been decided that it's Saltines.

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 06:49 PM

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 06:58 PM

I'm the greatest cracker in the world.

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:00 PM

On one hand, I want to be a contrarian just because, however, you present a solid argument. Saltines are without a doubt, top tier. 

 

 

 

On the other hand, Ritz crackers are impeccable.

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I cannot decide.

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:03 PM Edited by Joe Chip, 07 July 2014 - 07:04 PM.

Everything sits better on a Ritz, but Saltines are great the way they are. :^:

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:04 PM

C'mon now, we all know animal crackers reign supreme.

 

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:15 PM

Can you make smores with Saltines? No?

Graham Crackers wins the day.

 

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:22 PM

I find myself more and more conflicted as this thread goes on. I think this will prove to be one of the more divisive issues facing contemporary society.

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:27 PM

Weirdest topic ever.

 

 

And this is coming from me. 

 

 

OT:

Im with Shootpeoplenotdope, Animal crackers are delish.


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:32 PM

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:35 PM

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:37 PM

You know nothing, Jon Swaggins.

 

Whales is where it's at.

 

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:43 PM Edited by Marwin Moody, 07 July 2014 - 07:45 PM.

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You can snack on them, or you can just put whatever the f*ck you want on them. I like a combination of brown cheese and piffi allround. What do people prefer?


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:48 PM

You can put saltines in chili or soup or use it to make meatloaf (though oyster crackers work better for that). I'll confess that Graham and animal crackers come in a distant second/third.

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:49 PM

I really like Ritz, but don't judge me too harshly because I've never had a Saltine.

 

Do they even sell them in the UK?


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:56 PM

I'm afraid you are all mistaken.

 

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 08:06 PM

Let's be for real though..

 

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These own the cracker world.

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 08:10 PM

The title of this thread totally isn't misleading

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 08:33 PM Edited by Joe Chip, 07 July 2014 - 08:33 PM.

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heheh

 

But if you're gonna pretend animal crackers are actually a type of cracker then you might as well include cookies and hard breads. :whuh:


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 08:42 PM

 


But if you're gonna pretend animal crackers are actually a type of cracker then you might as well include cookies and hard breads. :whuh:

 

Why, I never!

 

How dare you say such a thing, heretic.

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 10:22 PM Edited by Sugar Free Nos, 07 July 2014 - 10:25 PM.

You know nothing, Jon Swaggins.
 
Whales is where it's at.
 
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This x1000.

These were my favorite snack growing up. Whales are much cooler than fish, and Goldfish are expensive.


Those Captain Wafers are some of the best though. I've gotten full of of those alone multiple times at restaurants and I never order a salad.

I usually smuggle some home with me too.

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 10:38 PM

I have a drawer in the kitchen nearly filled with the Cpt Wafers man.. good stuff.


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 11:07 PM

Can you make smores with Saltines? No?

Graham Crackers wins the day.
 
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Don't Americans pronounce them 'gram crackers?'

But they're spelt graham crackers

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 11:08 PM

 

Can you make smores with Saltines? No?

Graham Crackers wins the day.
 
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Don't Americans pronounce them 'gram crackers?'

But they're spelt graham crackers

 

Yup.

 

How would you pronounce it?


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 11:14 PM


 

Can you make smores with Saltines? No?

Graham Crackers wins the day.
 
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Don't Americans pronounce them 'gram crackers?'

But they're spelt graham crackers
 
Yup.
 
How would you pronounce it?
Probably something like "bloody limey c*nt crackers mate."

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#26

Posted 07 July 2014 - 11:21 PM

No love for Jacobs cream crackers? 

 

Another question, how on earth are those fish shaped things crackers? I don't even know what I'd call them, but a cracker to me is something flat that you can spread something on.

 

 

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 11:24 PM

Its the Crix from T&T

 

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Second place is Excelsior 

 

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 11:24 PM

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 11:40 PM

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Out of my way, peasants. 

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 11:43 PM

What you be talkin about willis?

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