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Posted 06 December 2014 - 08:17 PM Edited by Markyevansy, 06 December 2014 - 08:42 PM.

Great lyrics lol

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#92

Posted 06 December 2014 - 09:50 PM

 

Great lyrics lol

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Cant believe I listened to that

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Posted 07 December 2014 - 06:41 AM

All you ladies pop your pussy like this. Shake your body don't stop don't miss, just do it. Do it. Do it. Do it now, lick it good, lick this pussy just like you should. Right now, lick it good, lick this pussy just like you should.

 

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#94

Posted 07 December 2014 - 03:12 PM Edited by Jelly_Shades, 07 December 2014 - 03:14 PM.

2:46 for the best part

 

 

 

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#95

Posted 07 December 2014 - 03:44 PM

 

nigga you a f*ck nigga

 

Some rap song on GTA V

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#96

Posted 10 December 2014 - 05:54 AM

 

 

 

worst/funniest lyircs:

"She made us drinks to drink, we drunk them, got drunk." lol lyrical genius. 

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#97

Posted 11 December 2014 - 11:49 PM Edited by Flesh-n-Bone, 11 December 2014 - 11:50 PM.

Not an actual lyric, but there's a skit in King T's "Triflin' Nigga" where DJ Pooh plays a carjacker and robs some guy and his lines go something like:

 

 


Nigga, f*ck that nigga, nigga

Nigga, f*ck that nigga

Nigga, f*ck that nigga

 

 

:lol:

 

There's plenty of sh*t actual lyrics but I cba looking them up. Sh*t "rappers" in the mainstream today tend to overdo it and sometimes it's unintentionally hilarious.


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 04:49 AM

"All the bitches love me, all the bitches love me.
if I had a hundred dicks I would have all the bitches f*ck me."

That Real 1 song on Radio Los Santos.
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#99

Posted 13 December 2014 - 12:59 AM

Everything from 2 Live Crew and Rucka Rucka Ali.

http://www.azlyrics....karuckaali.html


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#100

Posted 14 December 2014 - 07:59 AM Edited by ajdude1, 14 December 2014 - 08:28 AM.

Saints Row 2 main menu...every single time...I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH. 

 


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#101

Posted 14 December 2014 - 10:21 AM

I really wanna chat with u shawty
Coz u gotta nice looooooo yes u doo


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Posted 17 December 2014 - 06:03 AM Edited by ilovebender.com, 17 December 2014 - 06:05 AM.

 

... I'm a blonde single girl

but was born a brunette

All the guys say I look

just like Farrah...


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#103

Posted 19 December 2014 - 03:45 PM

Boy you know you wanna put a rang on my fanger fanger fanger/put it on em make em wanna murry may/this lovin so good you wish you never be sangle

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#104

Posted 21 December 2014 - 01:41 AM

http://m.youtube.com...h?v=no9Fn8yYR2U

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#105

Posted 21 December 2014 - 03:02 PM

 

I'll translate:

Intro:

YO so f*cking sick in the head

hundvåg weed

weed capital

we're going to f*cking f*ck your ears

Swagmeister Bokn and Swaglord McYOLOpants

 

Verse 1:

We are from Hundvåg god damnit, this is where it f*cking happens

You f*ck with us, we shoot you down

With weed in our pockets and in the pocket lays swag

and if you f*ck with us, we'll get you, you fag.

 

And... It goes on like that.


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#106

Posted 27 December 2014 - 09:31 AM

Yelawolf: Daddy's Lambo

"You must have white bread, let's make a sandwich"

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#107

Posted 27 December 2014 - 11:13 PM

Anything by Lil' Wayne or Nicki Minaj.

I got money on my bitches etc etc etc, we're in the same boat!


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#108

Posted 31 December 2014 - 06:47 AM

I always thought "WTF!" everytime I heard the lyric "I hijacked a rainbow and crashed into a pot of gold" from Bon Jovi's "Who Says You Can't Go Home". Whoever wrote that lyric must have been hallucinating pretty hard at the time.


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#109

Posted 31 December 2014 - 04:45 PM

Chicago's 'A Horse With No Name' is a lyrical gem.

"There were plants and birds and rocks and things"

"The heat was hot and the ground was dry, but the air was full of sound".

Still, great song!

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#110

Posted 01 January 2015 - 02:09 AM

Giv dat pussy to me right and ima change yo life dont u sit on top of dis dick if u scared of heights and shawty be like dis pussy fo u i ask ha if its true and she say like a horse shoe she got dat nigga name covered dats a horse shoe she lay me on my back and ride dis dick like vroom den i turn on da lights yeah and da look in her eyes girl dat puss too tight u need a pussy massage

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#111

Posted 02 January 2015 - 04:18 AM

"With my fat ass big bitches in the club

f*ck the skinny bitches, skinny bitches in the club

I wanna see all my big fat ass bitches in the motherf*cking club, f*ck you if you skinny bitch"

 

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda


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#112

Posted 02 January 2015 - 08:41 PM

Everything in this video:

 

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#113

Posted 05 January 2015 - 05:28 PM

Look at miss thang over here
or should I say bitch
do you like to shake ya ass in the club
do ya muthaf*cka

Freak hoes
freak hoes
bounce your ass and make your knees touch your elbows
X4

All you niggas talkun bout bounce that ass
this ain't a free show we want the muthaf*ckin cash yo
f*ck ya weed don't want no drank
don't even thank that you can f*ck me
you ain't even got enough to touch me (ch-yo)
i seen you stuntin in a benz
but do them broads know it's for your f*cking friends
wannabe balla nigga yous a hoe
clainin *something* fronted dope (uh uh x2)
callin us freaks but you the freaky one
tongue lickin on my pearl like a stick to a sneer drum
until i cum
all in ya f*ckin face floss ya teeth with my pussy ass
and then i'm outta there i care
the f*ck bout how you feel
but i will slip a mickey in your drink
just ta getcha getcha *something* cause ya thank
cause i ain't the hoe
to shake my ass in the club for you negroes
i can't stand a muthaf*cka talkin sh*t
when he know he get sprung from my pussy lips
flip trip yeah you call me bitch
... *other gibberish*

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#114

Posted 05 January 2015 - 08:08 PM

"I GOT BAKING SODA!" x4

I know, it refereces cocaine but come on, couldn't they choose something better?

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#115

Posted 06 January 2015 - 10:21 PM Edited by G.S.T, 06 January 2015 - 10:28 PM.

My college mates played this ASAP Ferg gem during a car journey a couple of times. So overly explicit it's quite hilarious. Here are the lyrics to "Dump Dump".

 

Her hands all on my fade, bitch pop that ass in the coup
That bitch got Lisa Leslie money, she balling, Sheryl Swoops
She keep rubbing her nose, I can tell she wanna snoop
That coke make my dick numb, she put it all in her glutes
Feel like Bishop from Juice, gun all in my boot
Sayonara feeling sauna when I blast that ass with that Uz', ooh
Blast that ass with that Uz', better hope to God it ain't you
Trap Lord with about ten jeeps, no telling what I might do
I f*cked your bitch, nigga and she about to f*ck my crew
She just finished with Twelvyy and now she off to Lou
Pussy-ass nigga wearing all black, claim they off to shoot
I pray to God he ain't lying, my gorillas live in the zoo
I got killers with the deuce-deuce, them Tan Boys my niggas
They gon' ride with me too, bust they nines with me too
That's my bilingual crew, who do sign language true
Bandannas in they pockets, how the f*ck we gon' lose?
 
I f*cked your bitch, nigga, I f*cked your bitch
I f*cked your bitch, nigga, I f*cked your bitch
She sucked my dick, nigga, she sucked my dick
She sucked my dick, nigga, she sucked my dick
Ride around town with about 100 niggas
When you see me come around, don't try to run up on a nigga
Four pound lay 'em down, now you six feet under, nigga
If you feel some type of way, let me see you dump nigga
 
Ride around my city, feeling like P. Diddy
Glock 9 in my silk shirt, nigga, no Pac and no Biggie
Spilling on, my teeth hurt but these grills worth a milli
I was in the club, I seen the whole thing, I was right next to Meek Milly
Shout outs my nigga Chrissy, don't bug over these bitches
I ain't f*cking with these ratchet hoes, I put a slug in these bitches
Pop a pill in her asshole, put drugs in these bitches
Impress my girl, she fine as f*ck so I ain't loving these bitches
I just be f*cking these bitches, ain't no love for these bitches
Diamond Dollas, that Fergenstein, I DDP on these niggas
Feel the heat when it bigger, bullet creeped to his window
Nigga I'm going double wood, f*ck around and catch a splinter
Nine milli, my nigga, get hung, high ceiling, my nigga
All the macks in they Maybachs, no 550, my nigga
They saying Ferg went from "Kissin' Pink" to a Young 50, my nigga
I'm in court for your bitch ass, that's real sh*tty, my nigga

 

How in the hell did this NOT make it onto Radio Los Santos in GTA V?!? Pure masterpiece.


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#116

Posted 06 January 2015 - 11:21 PM

These two songs.

 

 

 

Your cringe's are welcome.


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#117

Posted 16 January 2015 - 12:13 AM

I'm genuinely interested in hearing "that ni**er song."

 

Anyways, to stay on topic, "No Type" by Young Beazy has some pretty sh*tty lyrics. For example:

 

I ain't got no type
B-B-Bad bitches is the only thing that I like

In the first verse, Mr. Beazy claims that he has no specific preference of girls that he would have sexual relations with. However, the second verse immediately contradicts this, as he states that "bad bitches" are the only thing that he likes.

 

Quality songwriting, Mr. Beazy.





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