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#31

Posted 04 August 2014 - 05:49 AM

This song has so many rhymes that sounds like the songwriter just couldn't think of anything that rhymed and made sense as well, so said f*ck it and slapped this song together.

 

Universetwisters mentioned Wesley Willis, so I have to post this song.

 


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#32

Posted 04 August 2014 - 06:02 AM

"My lifestyle determines my death style."

His lifestyle determines his death style.

His LIFESTYLE

determines

his

DEATH STYLE.

The worst part about that lyric is that you know that he thought it was a totally clever play on words and he probably chuckled to himself as he wrote it down.

death style. jesus christ.
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#33

Posted 05 August 2014 - 08:36 AM

You know why my hands are so numb
Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum

Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah!) Well, then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
f*ck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you belchin' {*burps*}
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping
Could you dig what I'm sayin, man? Could you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me (uhmm...)
f*ck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin
(Shady, what the f*ck you saying?) I don't know - HELP ME!
What the f*ck's happening?! I think I'm f*cking MELLLTING!
"Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well-being"
NO, dad! I said NO! I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me her a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well, this is called 'Ass Rape' and we're shooting the jail scene"

I'm sorry Puff but I don't give a f*ck if this chick was my own mother
I still f*ck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name

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#34

Posted 05 August 2014 - 09:04 PM

"Sex on Fire" by Kings of Leon

 

"The head while I'm driving."

 

Done.

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#35

Posted 06 August 2014 - 04:45 AM

"Sex on Fire" by Kings of Leon

 

"The head while I'm driving."

 

Done.

It sucks because I like the way the song sounds but the lyrics are god awful. I try not to pay attention to them.


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#36

Posted 08 August 2014 - 01:46 AM

"Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony."

 

That line was so smooth...

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#37

Posted 10 August 2014 - 07:53 PM Edited by Yolo Swaggins, 10 August 2014 - 07:54 PM.

Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak

 

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak

Somewhere in this town

Maybe at the county jail?

 

 

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
So don't you be around

The lyrics assume that we are not sure where the jailbreak is going to be located("Somewhere in this town."). How am I supposed to avoid it if I don't know where it is?


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#38

Posted 10 August 2014 - 10:35 PM

I don't listen to rap crap but I'm a real 1 has the worst lyrics in the world.

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#39

Posted 10 August 2014 - 10:44 PM

She don't ever wonder, 'cause she know she bad
And I got her, nigga...
 
 
 
 
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#40

Posted 10 August 2014 - 10:46 PM

My Niggs by YG is so bad it's hilarious:

F*cked my first bitch, passed her to my nigga.
Hit my first lick, passed with my nigga.
(These last lines are gold)
F*ck them other niggas down for my niggas.
I ride for my niggas, f*ck them other niggas.

And:
Nigga get to trippin', knock the gravy out your biscuit.

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#41

Posted 10 August 2014 - 11:08 PM


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#42

Posted 11 August 2014 - 01:22 AM

Love Sosa-Chief Keef

Fack-Eminem

 

The latter is so bad it's great, the former is just bad...


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#43

Posted 11 August 2014 - 02:03 AM



OKAY

 

OKAY 

 

OKAY

 

OKAY

 

OKAY

 

OKAY

 

OKAY

 

Goddamn it's like he's reading from a teleprompter.

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#44

Posted 11 August 2014 - 02:22 AM

This is misheard lyrics, but funny as hell:

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#45

Posted 22 August 2014 - 02:52 AM

This whole song.

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#46

Posted 22 August 2014 - 05:51 AM

What happens when you try resurrect your dead career and make yourself relevant again? This happens. 

 

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#47

Posted 03 September 2014 - 01:53 PM

You know why my hands are so numb
Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum
Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah!) Well, then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
f*ck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you belchin' {*burps*}
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping
Could you dig what I'm sayin, man? Could you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me (uhmm...)
f*ck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin
(Shady, what the f*ck you saying?) I don't know - HELP ME!
What the f*ck's happening?! I think I'm f*cking MELLLTING!
"Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well-being"
NO, dad! I said NO! I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me her a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well, this is called 'Ass Rape' and we're shooting the jail scene"
I'm sorry Puff but I don't give a f*ck if this chick was my own mother
I still f*ck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name

This is why I think Eminem's songs are pure crap. Stupid tasteless bullsh*t that appeals to "edgy" teens.
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#48

Posted 03 September 2014 - 09:27 PM Edited by RSRocks, 03 September 2014 - 09:28 PM.


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#49

Posted 04 September 2014 - 02:01 AM

"This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles, dick bigger than a tower and I ain't talkin bout Eiffel, real country ass nigga let me play with his rifle"

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#50

Posted 05 September 2014 - 05:52 AM

"This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles, dick bigger than a tower and I ain't talkin bout Eiffel, real country ass nigga let me play with his rifle"

My frickin ringtone.

 

"MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NUN UNLESS U GOT BUNS HUN *school bell rings* "


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#51

Posted 05 September 2014 - 11:55 AM

Not that I'm a fan of Insane Clown Posse, but their diss of Eminem's "Slim Shady" (titled "Slim Anus", whatever the f*ck that means) is something special, for right or wrong reasons depending on how you look at it.

 

 

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his ass, he winked at me
He chased me around the desk, I told him come and get me
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender - and I tried to feel his dick up

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#52

Posted 07 September 2014 - 12:02 AM Edited by Nipperkins, 07 September 2014 - 12:04 AM.

 

This song


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#53

Posted 07 September 2014 - 08:57 AM Edited by YG., 07 September 2014 - 08:58 AM.

Ima Real 1 - f*ck a bitch and bust a nut in 4 minutes, 'cause I ain't got time for pussy

 

Ima real 1 has great lyrics tho.

 

I eat the pussy on the first date

Then brush my teeth with colgate

 

Best lyrics: Tupac - Changes

Worst lyrics: Lil Wayne - 6 Foot 7 Foot

 

Real G's move in silence like lasagna


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#54

Posted 08 September 2014 - 12:25 AM

 

This song

I love the clean version because NFS Hot Pursuit 2! :D


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Posted 08 September 2014 - 04:27 PM

My Niggs by YG is so bad it's hilarious:

F*cked my first bitch, passed her to my nigga.
Hit my first lick, passed with my nigga.
(These last lines are gold)
F*ck them other niggas down for my niggas.
I ride for my niggas, f*ck them other niggas.

And:
Nigga get to trippin', knock the gravy out your biscuit.

Yo i like that song.


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#56

Posted 09 September 2014 - 02:47 PM Edited by YG., 09 September 2014 - 02:47 PM.

Yo Gotti - Act Right ft. Jeezy, YG

I said I pull up in this bitch in that Aventador

Make you bitch pass out straight hit the floor
Said I never seen a car like that before
What's that thang stickin up? I said that's the door

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#57

Posted 11 September 2014 - 01:05 AM Edited by TensaZangetsu, 11 September 2014 - 01:05 AM.

I don't know why but I laughed my ass off to this song. I love Metal but Holy sh*t it's hilarious.

 


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#58

Posted 15 September 2014 - 02:27 AM

Yo Gotti - Act Right ft. Jeezy, YG

I said I pull up in this bitch in that Aventador[/size]
Make you bitch pass out straight hit the floor[/size]Said I never seen a car like that before[/size]What's that thang stickin up? I said that's the door[/size]

LOL! Who has never seen at least one flagship Lamborghini before?

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#59

Posted 15 September 2014 - 02:32 AM

I WHOOPED SPIDERMANS ASS!


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Posted 16 September 2014 - 05:39 AM

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