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Posted 05 July 2014 - 05:39 PM

I would.................rob banks.
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Posted 05 July 2014 - 05:48 PM

Stalk people right next to them and they wouldn't even know I'm there.

 

Will they still be able to hear you? If so, I'll just start screaming like a banshee while they're sleeping and they'll wake up and start freaking out when they can't see where I am.

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Posted 05 July 2014 - 05:55 PM

Non-nonchalantly walk into the girls' sorority dorm on campus.

 

Dem sorority chicks, mane.

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Posted 05 July 2014 - 06:00 PM

I'd probably end up getting hit by a bus, and no one would notice with me being invisible, and all.


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 06:02 PM

Tickle people when there in the middle of a serious conversation.
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Posted 05 July 2014 - 06:04 PM

What every other guy would do. 


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 06:26 PM

I would slap girls's asses as a guy walks past them to get them in trouble and see how it plays out xD

Hell, I might even help a few guys out with that. :O

I'd also like to play a lot of hide and seek :devil:

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Posted 05 July 2014 - 06:32 PM Edited by Joe Chip, 05 July 2014 - 06:34 PM.

Definitely follow people around and watch them do their mundane things. I like to go on car rides, I think I'd probably sit in people's cars too.

 

And now that I think about it, there's no way to deny that there aren't just as many invisible humans around as there are visible ones. Ghosts even! :whuh: They could even use the internet and be talking to us right now. :O


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 06:45 PM

Take a dump on Obama's podium whilst he's giving a speech. Imagine that f*cking crowd.


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 06:53 PM

Wait, if are invisible, your sh*t would be invisible too?

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Posted 05 July 2014 - 07:00 PM

f*ck, you're right.

 

Um.. I'd throw someones shoe at him to reenact the Bush shoe incident then.


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 07:11 PM

Nothing good, I can assure you that much. Strictly nefarious sh*t.


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 07:21 PM

f*ck, you're right.
 
Um.. I'd throw someones shoe at him to reenact the Bush shoe incident then.

throw your invisible sh*t at his face so it looks like hes making horrified faces over nothing.
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Posted 05 July 2014 - 07:37 PM

I'd make money by robbing banks and go into the sorority house rooms in college. I'd also mess with people when it's really important


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 07:40 PM

Well, Ser Son of Zeus -- I guess i'd be an even proficient spy wouldn't I?


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 07:48 PM

I'd make money by robbing banks and go into the sorority house rooms in college. I'd also mess with people when it's really important

this plus i would go around government higher ups listen to them and sh*t. and expose on Youtube.  :devil:


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 07:48 PM Edited by Yolo Swaggins, 05 July 2014 - 07:48 PM.

It's all fun and games until someone starts spy-checking.


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 08:02 PM

I would scare people talking to them. I also would travel free on trains, planes... :D


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 08:04 PM

Obviously walk into the girls locker room after a volleyball game ;) and tickle them when they're in the shower. Oh and take pictures with my invisible camera. 

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Posted 05 July 2014 - 09:12 PM

I'd do everything I'm too embarassed to do while visible; Jogging, rejoin the gym, that kind of stuff..

 

...after I had furiously masturbated to the school's dance students in the showers, of course

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Posted 05 July 2014 - 09:22 PM

Mess with stuff and be a ghost

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Posted 05 July 2014 - 09:26 PM Edited by iEdwin, 05 July 2014 - 09:30 PM.

f*ck, you're right.
 
Um.. I'd throw someones shoe at him to reenact the Bush shoe incident then.

throw your invisible sh*t at his face so it looks like hes making horrified faces over nothing.
This actually gave me a good chuckle just imagining what he'd look like :^:

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Posted 05 July 2014 - 09:30 PM

Find an Invisible Man & do the never-before-seen.


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 09:36 PM

Mess with all the people I hate and haunt them like a ghost. That would be so much fun...Oh the possibilities  :evilgrin:


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 09:44 PM

Take a dump on Obama's podium whilst he's giving a speech. Imagine that f*cking crowd.

 

Wait, if are invisible, your sh*t would be invisible too?

 

Not really, all they will see is some brown poop mysteriously appearing out of thin air.
 

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Posted 05 July 2014 - 09:53 PM

 

Take a dump on Obama's podium whilst he's giving a speech. Imagine that f*cking crowd.

 

Wait, if are invisible, your sh*t would be invisible too?

 

Not really, all they will see is some brown poop mysteriously appearing out of thin air.
 

 

wouldn't that mean the poop was also visible inside your intestine?


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#27

Posted 05 July 2014 - 10:16 PM

People, people, this thread is only for serious answers. It is not about your invisible feces.

 

If we're going to at all take this seriously, I would


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 11:24 PM

^ You're so edgy, man.

 

I'd like to drive the streets, getting strange looks from people when they realize there is no driver.


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 11:31 PM

^ You're so edgy, man.

 

I'd like to drive the streets, getting strange looks from people when they realize there is no driver.


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 11:35 PM

^ You're so edgy, man.

Man, your whole life is gonna change when you hear about these new things we call 'jokes'.

 

Re: this thead.

Sometimes I think

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had the right idea.





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