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Posted 04 July 2014 - 10:39 AM Edited by tonko, 07 July 2014 - 09:55 PM.

Since the new update hit the floor, many city boys and girls are coming up north to live a "peaceful, honest life". My fellow brothers and sisters...my Paleto Bayans i must admit to all of you that style of life those city bastards live is : death, lust and money. Something that simple folks from countryside like us don't understand.

 

Their sinful life is full of: money glitching, prostitutes, strip clubs, RPG-s and Tanks, LSC money wasting, garage killing glitches, stupid crew hierarchy and much, much worse.

 

They will destroy our peaceful life. 

 

If you don't like what this new movings from city to countryside means for us natives then your voice must be heard. If you elect me to be your mayor i'll post guard 24-7 at Mount Chiliad and they shall not pass!

 

Give your vote to democratic, old school guys, vote for Trevor Phillips and me. If we win, rule number 1 will be: city sinners are not allowed to enter our paradise.

 

LEAVE YOUR CANDIDATURE IN COMMENT SO I CAN MAKE A POLL!

 

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 10:40 AM

wat

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 10:41 AM Edited by tonko, 04 July 2014 - 10:41 AM.

Countryside will fight back to all of you city sinners. Get back to your urban hell!

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 10:41 AM

wat

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 10:42 AM Edited by AndrewDeSanta, 04 July 2014 - 10:44 AM.

I agree, we need to keep them high falutin city folks away from Paleto. Them and their damn tanks and sh*tty sports cars. All's I need is my Church and my Guns. 

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 10:42 AM

K den.

 

Or as us Paleto Bay locals say; "Keep it real ya' hear!"

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 10:44 AM Edited by tonko, 04 July 2014 - 10:45 AM.

I agree, we need to keep them high faulting city folks away from Paleto. Them and their damn tanks and sh*tty sports cars. All's I need is my Church and my Guns. 

 

Truth be told. If they interrupt our sunday mass i will lay my vengeance upon them, so help me God. 

 

GOD BLESS PALETO BAY!

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 10:48 AM

I couldn't give a damn what you imigrants doing up north.(Especially that canadian meth dealer Trevor).I live down in Chumash where terrorist are hanging out.It is safe enough for me.
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Posted 04 July 2014 - 10:48 AM

If you elect me to be your mayor i'll post guard 24-7 at Mount Chiliad and they shall not pass!

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 10:48 AM

HALLELUJAH!

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 10:51 AM

I couldn't give a damn what you imigrants doing up north.(Especially that canadian meth dealer Trevor).I live down in Chumash where terrorist are hanging out.It is safe enough for me.

All of you republicans from Chumash asked help many times from us northern folks. We donated money for your church just 2 months ago.

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 10:53 AM

I couldn't give a damn what you imigrants doing up north.(Especially that canadian meth dealer Trevor).I live down in Chumash where terrorist are hanging out.It is safe enough for me.

Too close to those goddamn LS pot smoking liberals for me. 

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 10:54 AM Edited by tonko, 04 July 2014 - 10:55 AM.

 

I couldn't give a damn what you imigrants doing up north.(Especially that canadian meth dealer Trevor).I live down in Chumash where terrorist are hanging out.It is safe enough for me.

Too close to those goddamn LS pot smoking liberals for me. 

 

Once again: truth be told! Too close to those pot headed liberals.

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:02 AM

Your stance on immigration intrigues me, but I'd like to know where you stand on the proposed 2% tax increase on residents over level 150 before casting my vote.
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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:03 AM

Yeah. Keep those Richy Richersons away from my town. Keep your ugly sports cars with your whitewalls and your musical horns. All I need is my Musket in my hand and my 2007 Vapid Dominator GT500 and Vapid Liberator on my lawn!
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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:04 AM

I really want to interrupt your sunday mass in-game with this.

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:08 AM

Your stance on immigration intrigues me, but I'd like to know where you stand on the proposed 2% tax increase on residents over level 150 before casting my vote.

I'm glad you asked me that. I think of that in the morning when i get up and late at night before going to bed. Tax increase on 150+ lvl players is alright by trevor and me. Because then we could open better clothing stores, for now we have just discount store.


I really want to interrupt your sunday mass in-game with this.

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 Heisenberg is a stand up member of community. He works with our democratic candidate Trevor in the desert, but i don't know what. I'm thinking maybe finding material for our new Paleto Bay elementary school.


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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:09 AM

Im level 161! But when my friends say "RR! RR!" I say "Hell no! I do potshot. I'm not going to that sh*thole called Los Santos. No TAXES for us! I say tax anyone 150+ with an Adder, XF, or Zentorno.
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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:10 AM

wait... you want Paleto Bay to be independent from Los Santos?

you know what happened to the last county that tried to separate from the great city of Los Santos?

in a true Murican fashion, we make them change their opinion to the tune of 24/7 tank shifts through that county til they cried in submission.
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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:12 AM

NO! After I spoke to Mr Philips, I spoke to Ft Zancudo reps, they will deliver us tanks. NO TANK SHIFTS! NO TANK SHIFTS! WE WILL SECEDE FROM LOS SANTOS!!
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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:14 AM Edited by 2281, 04 July 2014 - 11:14 AM.

NO! After I spoke to Mr Philips, I spoke to Ft Zancudo reps, they will deliver us tanks. NO TANK SHIFTS! NO TANK SHIFTS! WE WILL SECEDE FROM LOS SANTOS!!

Secede from San Andreas*


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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:15 AM

Im level 161! But when my friends say "RR! RR!" I say "Hell no! I do potshot. I'm not going to that sh*thole called Los Santos. No TAXES for us! I say tax anyone 150+ with an Adder, XF, or Zentorno.

 

GTA master i like the way you think. You should be our campaign manager. 

 

wait... you want Paleto Bay to be independent from Los Santos?

you know what happened to the last county that tried to separate from the great city of Los Santos?

in a true Murican fashion, we make them change their opinion to the tune of 24/7 tank shifts through that county til they cried in submission.

Historic moment of Paleto Bay: Separating from sinful Los Santos. Folks will pray for that on next sunday mass.

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:16 AM

dey took r jobs!

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:17 AM

Tonko: for some reason i cant start a pm topic. Are you on X360 or PS3? We NEED TO PROTECT OUR BEAUTIFUL, PEACEFUL TOWN!
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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:17 AM

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I really want to interrupt your sunday mass in-game with this.

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 Heisenberg is a stand up member of community. He works with our democratic candidate Trevor in the desert, but i don't know what. I'm thinking maybe finding material for our new Paleto Bay elementary school.

 

That's a lie! I'm not into politics at all, I'm denying these accusations! 

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:18 AM

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:19 AM

 

wat

 


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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:21 AM

 

NO! After I spoke to Mr Philips, I spoke to Ft Zancudo reps, they will deliver us tanks. NO TANK SHIFTS! NO TANK SHIFTS! WE WILL SECEDE FROM LOS SANTOS!!

Secede from San Andreas*

 

2281, separating from LS is first step. Don't get ahead of yourself, but after that who knows. Maybe we move to Liberty City and farm land over there. Growing potatos, cucumber etc. God bless you.


Tonko: for some reason i cant start a pm topic. Are you on X360 or PS3? We NEED TO PROTECT OUR BEAUTIFUL, PEACEFUL TOWN!

 

Ps3 friend. I sent you in pm :)

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:24 AM

Sounds like your little town needs protecting to keep it the peaceful haven you say it is. I can offer you a deal on protection services to avoid all those nasty spawn killings and property damage. In fact, most of the businesses are already using it, the ones that aren't are experiencing high volumes of crime and pain. I'll send some fellas round to give you a knock on the door.

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:24 AM

We need BCSD Roadblocks at the Paleto Bay borders. IF YOU WANT PALETO BAY ACCESS, WE WANT VERIFICATION! CITY BOYS WILL BE TURNED AROUND.
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