I'm afraid of a lot of diseases, more specifically:
Acne, AIDS, Albinism, Alcoholic hepatitis Allergy, Alopecia, Alzheimer's disease, Amblyopia, Amebiasis, Anemia, Aneurdu, Anorexia, Anosmia, Anotia, Anthrax, Appendicitis, Apraxia, Argyria, Arthritis, Aseptic meningitis, Asthenia, Asthma, Astigmatism, Atherosclerosis, Athetosis, Atrophy, Bacterial meningitis, Barack Obama syndrome, Beriberi, Black Death, Botulism, Breast cancer, Bronchitis, Brucellosis, Bubonic plague, Bunion, Bella killer, Calculi, Campylobacter infection, Cancer, Candidiasis, Carbon monoxide poisoning, Celiacs disease, Cerebral palsy, Chagas disease, Chalazion, Chancroid, Chavia, Cherubism, Chickenpox, Child elongated penis syndrome, Chlamydia, Chlamydia trachomatis, Cholera, Chordoma, Chorea, Chronic fatigue syndrome, Circadian rhythm sleep disorder, Coccidioidomycosis, Colitis, Common cold, Condyloma, Congestive heart disease, Coronary heart disease, Cowpox, Cretinism, Crohn's Disease, Dengue, Diabetes mellitus, Diphtheria, Dehydration, Ear infection, Ebola, Encephalitis, Emphysema, Epilepsy, Erectile dysfunction, Foodborne illness, Gangrene, Gastroenteritis, Genital herpe,s GERD, Goitre Gonorrhea, Heart disease, Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, Hepatitis D, Hepatitis E, Hepatitis F (Childhood Herpes), Histiocytosis (Childhood Cancer), HIV, Human papillomavirus, Huntington's disease, Hypermetropia, Hyperopia, Hyperthyroidism, Hypothermia, Hypothyroid, Hypotonia, Impetigo, Infertility, Influenz,a Interstitial cystitis, Iritis, Iron-deficiency anemia, Irritable bowel syndrome, Ignious Syndrome, Jaundice, Keloids, Kuru, Kwashiorkor, Laryngitis, Lead poisoning, Leaking scrotum syndrome (HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE f*ck?!), Legionellosis, Leishmaniasis, Leprosy, Leptospirosis, Listeriosis, Leukemia, Lice, Loiasis, Lung cancer, Lupus erythematosus, Lyme disease, Lymphogranuloma venereum, Lymphoma, Malaria, Marburg feve,r Measles, Melanoma, Melioidosis, Metastatic cance,r Ménière's disease, Meningitis, Migraine, Mononucleosis, Multiple myeloma, Multiple sclerosis, Mumps, Muscular dystrophy, Myasthenia gravis, Myelitis, Myoclonus, Myopia, Myxedema, Morquio Syndrome, Mattticular syndrome, Neoplasm, ni**eritis, Non-gonococcal urethritis, Necrotizing Fasciitis, Night blindness, Obesity, Osteoarthritis, Osteoporosis, Otitis, Palindromic rheumatism, Paratyphoid fever, Parkinson's disease, Pelvic inflammatory disease, Peritonitis, Periodontal disease, Pertussis, Phenylketonuria, Plague, Poliomyelitis, Porphyria, Progeria, Prostatitis, Psittacosis, Psoriasis, Pubic lice, Pulmonary embolism, Pilia, Q fever, Ques fever, Rabies, Repetitive strain injury, Rheumatic feve,r Rheumatic heart, Rheumatism, Rheumatoid arthritis, Rickets, Rift Valley fever, Rocky Mountain spotted fever, Rubella Salmonellosis, Sandy vagina, Scabies, Scarlet fever, Sciatica, Scleroderma, Scrapie, Scurvy, Sepsis, Septicemia, SARS, Shigellosis, Shin splints, Shingles, Sickle-cell anemia, Siderosis, SIDS, Silicosis, Smallpox, Stevens-Johnson syndrome, Stomach flu, Stomach ulcers, Strabismus, Strep throa,t Streptococcal infection, Swag Synovitis, Syphilis, Swine influenza, Schizophrenia, Taeniasis, Tay-Sachs disease, Tennis elbow, Teratoma, Tetanu,s Thalassaemia, Thrush, Thymoma, Tinnitus, Tonsillitis, Tooth decay, Toxic shock syndrome, Trichinosis, Trichomoniasis, Trisomy, Tuberculosis, Tularemia, Tungiasis, Typhoid fever, Typhus, Tumor, Ulcerative colitis, Ulcers, Uremia, Urticaria, Uveitis, Vaginal warts, Varicella, Varicose veins, Vasovagal syncope, Vitiligo, Von Hippel-Lindau disease, Viral fever, Viral meningitis, Warkany syndrome, Warts, Watkins, Yellow fever, Yersiniosis, Zygamantis.
Yeah, and right now I have a broken dick, which means that I can't mastubate for 2 f*cking weeks.
That's worse than all of those diseases together.