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Posted 20 June 2014 - 05:18 AM Edited by johnny_zoo, 20 June 2014 - 05:22 AM.

So life is tumultuous as we know, family arguments, disputes, fights and sibling hatred. It sometimes makes you so angry you could kill, say a nasty thing or make a big mistake you'll later regret.

But that moment, 3 seconds or so, you wake up and you don't know who you are or where is gorgeous. Ignorance really is bliss I think I see that now.

However some might have terrible lives that the new day is depressing like the old. Some will forget the past hours and move on. I don't know but regardless...

That moment you awake is like basking in pink clouds of cotton candy that envelop you in a warmer embrace with each struggle. Don't fight just let the unicorn sing his special song while fairies spoon feed you golden syrup.

Last night a family member probably died, huge sibling fight, crazy parents who don't love you might've pushed you to the edge but that moment you open your eyes the next dawn is great.

All the anger fades you wonder why you were fighting in the first place and then you think hey, life's not so bad after all.

Good Morning peeps.
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Posted 20 June 2014 - 05:30 AM

I usually wake up when i hear any noise. I am that kind of guy that is always on alert and that is a bad thing because i don't rest properly.


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Posted 20 June 2014 - 05:39 AM

Dude....talk to a shrink.

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 05:39 AM

I wake up to the sound of an alarm at 3:30am. there is no pink clouds of cotton candy at 3:30am. I live my life in ignorance because I'm to tired to pay attention :p

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 05:46 AM

That moment you awake is like basking in pink clouds of cotton candy that envelop you in a warmer embrace with each struggle.

Not really. Waking up is the worst part of the day. The alarm wont shut up, I'm greasy and covered in drool, the sun is in my face, and I'm still tired.

 

Also you are one weird motherf*cker, johnny_zoo. Can we get a sneak peek at what your next topic will cover?

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 05:51 AM Edited by johnny_zoo, 20 June 2014 - 05:52 AM.

Man maybe you guys missed my point.

And thanks for making fun of the topic instead of contributing.

No yolo that's be telling.

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 05:53 AM

I woke up this morning and got myself a gun.
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Posted 20 June 2014 - 06:13 AM

Is this a thread about what you do right after waking up ? 

 

If so, then when I wake up I would wake up with my left arm numb and with my pants pulled down :O

But yea, most of the time I would jack off, but hey a boner is a boner ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)


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Posted 20 June 2014 - 06:32 AM

You make some of the strangest topics, and you get some of the strangest contributions. 

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 06:46 AM

I sometimes wake up and shout random words.


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Posted 20 June 2014 - 09:02 AM

So life is tumultuous as we know, family arguments, disputes, fights and sibling hatred. It sometimes makes you so angry you could kill, say a nasty thing or make a big mistake you'll later regret.


Sorry to hear that.
I consider myself a lucky man cause I never experienced serious family arguments, disputes, fights and certainly not sibling hatred.
Of course life can be tumultuous and tough even if your family environment is stable.
I recall many mornings in which waking up felt sour.
But there are so many others that felt sweet.
Like this morning.
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Posted 20 June 2014 - 09:05 AM

today i woke up in a panic after having a nightmare about one of my pets being torn in half :|


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Posted 20 June 2014 - 09:39 AM

I wake up, look around and go back to sleep. 

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 11:36 AM

I wake up, look around and go back to sleep. 

Must be a pretty luxurious life you live down there in Uruguay, Pablo. When I wake up I have to fling myself out of bed and get ready for work.

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 11:40 AM

...what?

 

Is this topic legal?


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Posted 20 June 2014 - 11:53 AM


I wake up, look around and go back to sleep. 

Must be a pretty luxurious life you live down there in Uruguay, Pablo. When I wake up I have to fling myself out of bed and get ready for work.

So I take it you work weekends? Good for you.

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 11:53 AM

OP, I have to ask how old you are. 

 

That moment - that few seconds upon waking - that doesn't happen for me. I am all too aware of who I am, where I am, what I have to do to get through the day. My day starts at 6. I'm on a train by 6:40. I'm at work by 8:30. I leave work at 5:45. I arrive home at 7:30. Rinse, repeat, then inevitably death.

 

I WISH I could have a few seconds a day where I could forget all this. As you get older, life crushes you into routine, into an endless cycle of responsibility. The ever-present pounding fist of adult life. I would swap everything to feel that freedom of no responsibility that you have before you leave home. 

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 12:55 PM

No. I wake up to either cats meowing for food outside or my sister's TV playing way louder than it should. I really wish someone would take those cats. :( I really wish my sister used the sleep timer. :(

 

I prefer dreaming to waking up. :)


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Posted 20 June 2014 - 12:59 PM

I woke last night to the sound of thunder.

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 01:09 PM

I've heard people talk about this feeling, but I can't remember having it. In fact usually when I wake up I have a kind of confused panic.

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 02:12 PM

I wish I hadn't woken up :( (in week days ofcourse :p)

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 03:16 PM

I wake up and put on clothes and get ready for work

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 04:04 PM

Depends. On a day off, it's quite relaxing.

 

On a day when i'm obligated to do something - but I could do with more sleep - my alarm goes and I think... "f*ck sake!"

 

If I wake up at night it's usually to the sound of a podcast or audiobooks of LotR with Tom Bombadil singing some nonsense.


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Posted 20 June 2014 - 04:11 PM

The moment I wake up

"damn i woke up an hour before my alarm"

*back to sleep*


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Posted 20 June 2014 - 04:31 PM

Johnny what goes through your head when making a thread?

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 04:33 PM

What?

 

Anyway when I wake up I usually look around and then go back to sleep.


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Posted 20 June 2014 - 04:44 PM

"I'm still here? Well f*ck."


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Posted 20 June 2014 - 04:50 PM

I don't experience that ignorance when I wake up, I seem to be fully-aware of who I am all the time. The only inner peace I get is in my dreams.
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Posted 20 June 2014 - 05:56 PM

I woke up at 12 pm, laid in bed for 15 minutes, rolled over and hurt myself because I had morning wood, contemplated life, and now I'm finally up.


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Posted 20 June 2014 - 06:13 PM

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