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Posted 15 June 2014 - 11:40 PM Edited by LukeMeyer11, 18 December 2014 - 05:48 PM.

Lol, so I was playing with gasoline and set myself on fire (Don't ask) after Mikey got up the fire animation didn't stop so I was walking around on fire. My friend and I were laughing like pigs. Another time (20 mins ago) my friend and I were taking suck all cars and turning them into non-suck all cars and my friend asked me what my favoute car is so I say Z-Type. He drives Mt. Chilliad drives it off.
 


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Posted 15 June 2014 - 11:45 PM

If you hit a car head-on at just the right speed with a four wheeler, the player will cartwheel in the air two or three times before smacking on the ground. It's funny to me.

 

Also, when the motorcycle cop gets in a police chase, it usually ends with him ramming into the back of the car or hitting something else in the pursuit.


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Posted 16 June 2014 - 12:03 AM Edited by xXGst0395Xx, 16 June 2014 - 12:04 AM.

Well one moment when I was on GTA Online driving a motorbike through the countryside, I accidentally crashed and sent the bike sliding onto a road and under a moving car, which after that the car imminently BLEW up for whatever reason. I couldn't stop laughing, I think the bike may have caught the exhaust or something.

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 12:35 AM Edited by Delta India Echo, 16 June 2014 - 12:35 AM.

I was doing Caida Libre and when Trevor said "well, if you can't go around the train, jump- and then I crashed and died because I braked prematurely. 

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 12:38 AM

Getting shot while about to throw a grenade always makes me laugh, I faceplant into the pavement then it goes off sending me flying into the air while also killing anyone within radius.

 

Never gets old.

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 12:39 AM

I was doing Caida Libre and when Trevor said "well, if you can't go around the train, jump- and then I crashed and died because I braked prematurely. 


Hahahahahhaha XD Playing right now. I was in free-roam at the skatepark when a bunch hooligan pot heads picked a fight with me for no reason........................ Luckily I had a machine gun :D

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 12:45 AM

Well one moment when I was on GTA Online driving a motorbike through the countryside, I accidentally crashed and sent the bike sliding onto a road and under a moving car, which after that the car imminently BLEW up for whatever reason. I couldn't stop laughing, I think the bike may have caught the exhaust or something.


Lol, I bet the feds didn't even show :3 That's what the world has become
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Posted 16 June 2014 - 12:54 AM

This was highly aggravating at the time but I laughed it off later...I was on my way to deliver a Surano to the Epsilon garage and Amanda calls for the "Good Husband" mission. By the time I get inside the garage I click OK to accept, thinking I could still do the delivery as well, but all of a sudden the door closes shut and locks me in there. There was nothing I could do but let the timer run out and fail the mission. When it starts over, it spawns me back in the Surano outside the garage but halfway wedged through the ground, immediately crumpling up the car in the process. I guess the game reacts badly when trying to incorporate two missions at once.

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 01:04 AM

Lol, the game has also reacts badly when trying to survive skyfalls :/

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 01:17 AM

Another thing that happened 2 months ago, I was with an IRL friend smoking dope while playing this and I got Chop to walk with me, I walked all of Vinewood Hills to the boulevard when Chop suddenly got ran over by a speeding ambulance, he laughed so hard he banged his head into the A/C and broke it.


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Posted 16 June 2014 - 03:06 AM

Going on top of a train and starting a rampage around the island. Great fun since the cops can't get to you

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 03:23 AM Edited by voyager, 16 June 2014 - 03:24 AM.

i was driving around on a bati 801 today and for some insignificant reason an NPC in a convertible in front of me pissed me off. 

 

so i popped a wheelie and drove up onto his trunk and into the seat next to him, did a little burn out, then drove on off the front hood. he was pissed and flipping me off, and got out of the car i guess to come at me -- 

 

only an SUV who had apparently got tired of us holding up traffic zipped around and smashed him just as he got out, taking off his door and sending it skittering in front of my motorcycle. 

 

thanks, random NPC SUV driver, wherever you are! :) 


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Posted 16 June 2014 - 03:45 AM

Voyager's sig tho lol
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Posted 16 June 2014 - 09:08 AM

i was driving around on a bati 801 today and for some insignificant reason an NPC in a convertible in front of me pissed me off. 
 
so i popped a wheelie and drove up onto his trunk and into the seat next to him, did a little burn out, then drove on off the front hood. he was pissed and flipping me off, and got out of the car i guess to come at me -- 
 
only an SUV who had apparently got tired of us holding up traffic zipped around and smashed him just as he got out, taking off his door and sending it skittering in front of my motorcycle. 
 
thanks, random NPC SUV driver, wherever you are! :) 


Something similar happened to me yesterday but I didn't remember until I saw this. I was just coming out of the hosptital and a car hits me. But it's all rusty and **** so I just pull the guy out and walk away like I am someone special. The guys takes out a knife and chases me around fofr a bit. I run over the train tracks and as he comes ther BOOM train hits the guy. I was laughing SO hard. He must have flown like 30 feet. My friend thought that the hospital across the Road wasn't doing anything about it was the funniest part
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Posted 16 June 2014 - 09:10 AM

this belongs to the GTA clusterf*ckline section


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Posted 16 June 2014 - 09:13 AM

this belongs to the GTA clusterf*ckline section


Haters gonna hate. >:(

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 09:22 AM

Oh and if you skyfall into a car at just time it will explode

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 10:04 AM Edited by John Angelo, 16 June 2014 - 10:06 AM.

I was escaping from cops, when train stumble my vehicle. I lost a tire in collision.

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Trying to get Lost Santos Custom, vehicle spinning around and almost impossible to control I finally manage.

I get in Los Santos Custom and the mechanic says: "What miracle you want me to perform?"  :lol:

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 03:14 PM

Well..

Some months ago I was playing gtaonline with my cousin using my head set. He was buy some clothes and i was using the Jerry can in his bike, when he got out the shop, I out fire on gasoline... I could hear him screaming that some guy put fire on his bike...

He still dont know what really happened that day... I felt a little sad, just a little hahahha

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 03:20 PM

I was playing Onlne at a friend's apartment. I was spectating someone with a tank. Then I went to Los Santos Customs, only to find the person with the tank there. I died several times.

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 04:13 PM

I was getting a job from a hooker when my grandma walked into the room.

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 04:23 PM

I was getting a job from a hooker when my grandma walked into the room.

Lol, why were you playing GTA while your grandma was around?


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Posted 16 June 2014 - 04:25 PM Edited by SingularSoul, 16 June 2014 - 04:25 PM.

My crew and I met up for a mass-titan flyover. 

There were about 8 of us, each piloting our own plane, flying in formation over Los Santos and Blaine County.

We flew due-north, and planned to stage a mass-bail-out altogether like a squadron shot out of the sky. 

"Are you all ready?" Said one friend through his mic.

I took this to mean "bail out now"; So I did.

 Turn out I hit the button before I was really supposed to,

because as I gently floated via parachute to the ground, my character was met with a shower of titans.

The best part? My friends watched from above, as I was blended by aircraft.


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Posted 16 June 2014 - 04:40 PM

I experienced a weird glitch in single player.

 

I switched to Michael, and he spawned inside of Trevor's trailer. Ron was on the porch, so I tried to talk to him. Patricia, who hadn't been in the trailer when I was in there, came out.

 

Then tons of Patricias and tons of Rons came out of the trailer, one after the other, while the real Ron started flashing in and out of existance. When I tried to take a picture of them, Michael suddenly screamed and fell through the ground, flailing around with ragdoll effects. He then landed unharmed a block away.

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 04:43 PM

i am new here so give me a break  anyway i was  with franklin around franklins old house.the cops came after me so i parked and started shooting them the gangsters helped me fight them off then i accidentally shot one of the gangsters. then both the cops and the gansters all started shooting me together it was super funny  man i love gta 5  :r*:


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Posted 16 June 2014 - 05:20 PM

this belongs to the GTA clusterf*ckline section


i am new here so give me a break  anyway i was  with franklin around franklins old house.the cops came after me so i parked and started shooting them the gangsters helped me fight them off then i accidentally shot one of the gangsters. then both the cops and the gansters all started shooting me together it was super funny  man i love gta 5  :r*:


Hahaha............... That happened to me today when I was in Sandy Shores except with Rednecks

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 06:15 PM

 

this belongs to the GTA clusterf*ckline section


i am new here so give me a break  anyway i was  with franklin around franklins old house.the cops came after me so i parked and started shooting them the gangsters helped me fight them off then i accidentally shot one of the gangsters. then both the cops and the gansters all started shooting me together it was super funny  man i love gta 5  :r*:


Hahaha............... That happened to me today when I was in Sandy Shores except with Rednecks

 

haha  wonder if there is anyway to get gangster people to sandy shores lol


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Posted 16 June 2014 - 06:29 PM Edited by voyager, 16 June 2014 - 06:32 PM.

I experienced a weird glitch in single player.

 

I switched to Michael, and he spawned inside of Trevor's trailer. Ron was on the porch, so I tried to talk to him. Patricia, who hadn't been in the trailer when I was in there, came out.

 

Then tons of Patricias and tons of Rons came out of the trailer, one after the other, while the real Ron started flashing in and out of existance. When I tried to take a picture of them, Michael suddenly screamed and fell through the ground, flailing around with ragdoll effects. He then landed unharmed a block away.

 

i experienced a weird glitch a couple weeks ago too - but not as weird as that one! 

 

i drove F's motorcycle into his bedroom and parked it by the bed, then saved the game and took a break for a while. 

the bike was still there when i reloaded the game later - that was a surprise to me - but when i got on it, i was immediately transported upstairs directly above the bedroom, still on the bike. 

F's house was almost completely invisible - i could see blue hell and the outlines of walls, or full walls as i turned the view. all the furniture was invisible, but still present. the doorways were blocked by invisible walls - i could get on and off the bike, but still couldn't walk or drive outside. 

i eventually got the bike stuck, accidentally wedged behind some invisible furniture. switching back-&-forth protags quickly made F spawn in front of his garage, but the bike was missing; not even in the house. 

 

reloading that save game later there's no motorcycle in the bedroom; it's where it ought to be, in front of the house. only glitched out that first time!

 

it was pretty funny to me. i kept driving around in this half invisible cluttered box suspended over blue hell, hoping i could fall out into the void xD but i was trapped


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Posted 16 June 2014 - 08:12 PM


 

this belongs to the GTA clusterf*ckline section

i am new here so give me a break  anyway i was  with franklin around franklins old house.the cops came after me so i parked and started shooting them the gangsters helped me fight them off then i accidentally shot one of the gangsters. then both the cops and the gansters all started shooting me together it was super funny  man i love gta 5  :r*:

Hahaha............... That happened to me today when I was in Sandy Shores except with Rednecks
 
haha  wonder if there is anyway to get gangster people to sandy shores lol

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 08:21 PM

Earlier I tried to recreate the prologue scene when the car gets hit. So I call up Trev and Frank and ask hey guys you want to go get hit by a train. Yeah dog, I will make time for you theys and off we got. I lost 15 K that day. :D
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