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#31

Posted 11 June 2014 - 05:42 PM




Best thing Rockstar can do at this point is ignore everyone about it, release it, and then ignore the dozens of "but spring is over" comments at the end of replies to the newswire.

 

 

Actually, the best thing R* can do is push it to this fall and release it with the new console game, so everyone who has been desperate for heists will pay another 60 bucks to get them.

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#32

Posted 11 June 2014 - 05:46 PM

I'm waiting for the announcement "heists will be delayed until fall for the inconvenience we will give everyone a 1% off coupon for a megaladon cash card"
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#33

Posted 11 June 2014 - 05:59 PM

Better bookmark this quote of yours truly:

 

 

Heists are going to be delayed. You can quote me later.

 

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:00 PM Edited by FR_Player-One, 11 June 2014 - 06:12 PM.

Alala guys... Do you wanna do some astronomy to learn why spring ends on Jun 21st?

Because it seems like :
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:cool: yeeeeaaaah

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#35

Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:00 PM

Sorry... but I think this might help;

 

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:00 PM

I actually just dropped by the forums to see if we have any update on heists.  So now Rockstar is saying as late as July, huh?  Color me suprised :-p

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:34 PM Edited by LuapYllier, 11 June 2014 - 06:36 PM.

Alala guys... Do you wanna do some astronomy to learn why spring ends on Jun 21st?

Because it seems like :
652dcfa9bae5c6059c990be8c854a55946920372


 
:cool: yeeeeaaaah


The natural seasons mean nothing in this instance.

I actually just dropped by the forums to see if we have any update on heists.  So now Rockstar is saying as late as July, huh?  Color me suprised :-p

Rockstar didnt say anything. They just clicked an "approved" button on a members response that basically said be patient they will let us know. This is how rumors and misinformation gets started.
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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:39 PM

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:41 PM

In other words....when Jupiter enters Capricorn. 


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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:41 PM

at this point im like if heist are released, GOOD, if they are not released, GOOD...

im not playing this game because of heist.

 
Yup, I lost interest in heists, all I care about now is freeze free next gen GTA:O


so youre one of those that believe the theory that freeze is caused by running the game in old console hardware hahaha even know the freeze was introduced with patch 1.11

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:46 PM

Brace yourselves for the "Heists aren't what I THOUGHT they would be" or "Heists aren't what I expected" or "Heists are boring and repetitive...." or "Heists suck!"

 

Any person with a brain can easily figure out the future thread titles.  It doesn't take a genius to figure out everyone will be so disappointed with heists.  Personally I never cared about heists because I knew they would be repetitive and not pay out tons of money but maybe just tens of thousands that has to be spread out equally between all the people who helped with the heist.

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:50 PM

at this point im like if heist are released, GOOD, if they are not released, GOOD...

im not playing this game because of heist.

 
Yup, I lost interest in heists, all I care about now is freeze free next gen GTA:O

so youre one of those that believe the theory that freeze is caused by running the game in old console hardware hahaha even know the freeze was introduced with patch 1.11

A thought to contemplate...if the console is a baloon and you blow the baloon up until it is almost at capacity, then for each additional breath of air you give it you write down a number like 1.07, 1.08 etc. Eventually you will give that one final breath that pops the baloon. That breath was 1.11. The popping in this case is a freeze and it can be reset, but from here on out everything they add only stretches the baloon even further making it more and more likely to pop/freeze. The new consoles are much bigger baloons.
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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:51 PM

the fact that over 95 percent of GTAV online owners live in America



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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:51 PM

This game sucks

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:51 PM

All I know is that the R* guy there is retarded.


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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:57 PM

Meh this changes nothing we'll still be getting a DLC and it'll more than likely be heists.


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Posted 11 June 2014 - 07:02 PM

Can't wait 'til R* apologise for being unable to fulfil pre-orders due to next gen (to me) GTA 5 being delayed 'til early Spring next year....and still no heists. On topic, I hope we can rob those Fleeca banks any time we want. Seem tiny for big heists.

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#48

Posted 11 June 2014 - 07:06 PM

I only want heists for a fun experience and a decent payout, RR or coveted is boring and the payout isn't too great.


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#49

Posted 11 June 2014 - 07:06 PM

F*ck...why they are even trying releasing heists if they can't do s*it? Like I care about them...

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 07:07 PM

The way I read it was it was a rockstar approved answer not a rockstar anwser
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#51

Posted 11 June 2014 - 07:11 PM

So, Rockstar has redefined the seasons.  That's fine.  We were due for a change anyway.  Besides, precessing the earth's axis is easier than writing bug-free code.  

 

Clearly this is not about heists anymore.  Nobody cares about the actual content anymore, especially in light of several months of our recent experience that GTA0 DLC is not all that earth-shattering, and is probably never going to be.  GTA0 is just a mean-spirited twitch shooter with nice cars.  

 

Instead, this is just a further example, as if we needed one, of the same kind of marketing credibility gap that Rockstar exhibited for the 2 years before the release of GTAV.  

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#52

Posted 11 June 2014 - 07:28 PM

The announcement of next gen GTA 5 has killed my ''hype'' for heists, f*ck that.

Probably gonna be 50k payout, lmao.


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#53

Posted 11 June 2014 - 07:31 PM Edited by BlackAce23, 11 June 2014 - 07:32 PM.

I said it once and i'll say it again "Online Heists are just as real as the tooth fairy or santas claus you folks keep convincing yourself in the end that they are real but its all one big lie".
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#54

Posted 11 June 2014 - 07:40 PM

 

The part he was agreeing to was that they would be letting us know in due time. As far as I know the end of June was always known to be the end of Spring. Im still holding money on the 17th. In fact I am expecting the first word of it to drop on newswire tommorrow afternoon.


Your faith in the Rockstar Gods is commendable. I'm an atheist in this regard.

 

Well, I believe more in Rockstar than I do in your god.


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Posted 11 June 2014 - 07:40 PM

I don't think people really even cares anymore...
 
If it comes out soon great, if's not it's nothing new and people will go on just as they have been for the last 7 months


*Reads the OP*
And So, just as youve said....




Moving on.

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 08:11 PM Edited by Miss Malevolent, 11 June 2014 - 08:33 PM.

Well, I believe more in Rockstar than I do in your god.


Way to ruin the joke with unnecessary seriousness.

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#57

Posted 11 June 2014 - 08:12 PM

From wikipedia:
 
"The beginning of spring is not always determined by fixed calendar dates. The phenological or ecological definition of spring relates to biological indicators; the blossoming of a range of plant species, and the activities of animals, or the special smell of soil that has reached the temperature for micro flora to flourish."
 
http://en.wikipedia....Spring_(season)
 
Frankly I'm surprised that no one took this into consideration when R* said "Heists this Spring."  Perhaps next time you'll stop and smell the soil before jumping to conclusions.

*facepalm*

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#58

Posted 11 June 2014 - 08:25 PM

It's summer already in Romania.

I really hope those asswipes release heists soon, 'cause I got no paper IG.


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#59

Posted 11 June 2014 - 08:27 PM

I get the feeling that people will be like
"OMG HEIST SUK NO $1,000,000 PAYOUT LIKE DOMISLIVE SAID"

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 08:36 PM

I get the feeling that people will be like
"OMG HEIST SUK NO $1,000,000 PAYOUT LIKE DOMISLIVE SAID"





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